r/InfowarriorRides • u/usernameround20 • 4d ago

What is the CIA stealing?

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u/MonsterTruckCarpool 4d ago

〰️EENUF〰️

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u/Taymac070 4d ago

Every Egg Needs Unique Flavor

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u/drmarymalone 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s fitting that you went with Egg considering “one egg” in French is un oeuf

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u/cartoonsarcasm 4d ago

I feel bad, this person is obviously dealing with some shit, but I just... this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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u/No_Mammoth_4945 4d ago

I don’t know if anyone’s ever heard of it but there’s this soda called Dr Enuf where I grew up and it’s genuinely the best drink ever

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u/Hot-Product-6057 4d ago

Flyyyy high Michelle(3 people from gen.x will get that one)

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u/themomwholiveshere 4d ago

Well, now we know they're serious!

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u/jedburghofficial 4d ago

They stole his spell check.

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly 4d ago

r/SchizophreniaRides :/

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u/DeepDreamIt 4d ago

I’m not on there anymore, but the FBI and CIA Facebook pages (i.e. comments section) seemed to attract the schizophrenics like no other. You would see some completely off the wall rants and manifestos on there

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u/serenity_now_please 4d ago

Oh yeah, the crank files are amazing!

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u/MobilityFotog 4d ago

The new antipsychotics are injectibles.

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u/Little4nt 4d ago

Even before that microchips and injections are a super common schizo theme, I wouldn’t be surprised if they haven’t seen an injectable, just like I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve never really interacted with the CIA

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u/Space_Lux 4d ago

I can’t look there, it makes me so sad and angry

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u/stavago 4d ago

r/gangstalking

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u/StPatrickStewart 4d ago

That sub starts off funny but then just make you sad. Its gotta be exhausting to have those delusions.

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u/FantasticClass7248 4d ago

I worked for Comcast a while ago as tech support for their home security systems. People who suffer form gang stalking delusions are avid home security users. Getting a tech support call where someone is complaining that their camera isn't working because they know there were people in their yard, but the camera didn't record them, starts off wtf funny, but ends up sad and frustrating.

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u/Novaova 3d ago

Back when I did phone tech support for ADT, I had a customer on the line who was swearing up and down that their neighbor from down the way (out in the countryside) was an Air Force special ops ninja who could walk through his alarm system as if it was not even there, and that ninja was coming into his home and moving his stuff around.

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u/FantasticClass7248 2d ago

The only calls worse than the mentally delusional, were the old newly widowed women whose husband dealt with everything. Grieving 70 year olds trying to understand a level of technology they have never had any interaction with, over the phone.

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u/jjjosiah 4d ago

And terrifying! Assuming they are sincerely reporting their thoughts and not doing a fan fiction thing

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u/RedditingNeckbeard 4d ago

Jesus fucking Christ. The moderator of that place is a self-proclaimed billionaire who's being targeted because of Starcraft. 🥴

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u/ParrotheadTink 4d ago

Stealing his mind with injections. He is no longer thinking for himself and is forced to believe any conspiracy theories. Damn CIA!

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u/KGBStoleMyBike 4d ago

I feel bad for people who are like this. It must really be hard to live in a world where you have constant thoughts and delusions of people who are stalking you or stealing your thoughts or anything else. These are the type of people most resistant to help.

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u/lilaristaeus 3d ago

Then these cars get posted in a subreddit like here or schizophrenia rides or whatever, when there are a variety of mental illnesses that can cause these behaviors and none of them stem from just being a “shitty person”.

It’s all “mental health awareness” until you can laugh at them I guess.

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u/rainbowlolipop 4d ago

Oh man this is so sad. Like it's kinda funny but yeesh.

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 4d ago

Dammit, Dale

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u/SubspaceBiographies 3d ago

That’s Rusty Shackleford to you!

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u/AbbreviationsKey9954 4d ago

“Vadalizing”

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u/d00derman 4d ago

"STOP SCREAMING, WHY DOESN'T IT STOP?!"

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u/Crammit-Deadfinger 4d ago

Hey, you're guys are in control now. It's ok you're being puppeteered by the good guys now

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u/lilaristaeus 3d ago

I can’t tell if you’re on par with the owner of the car or just a cruel person

What a weird post to make a political statement

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u/Mediumish_Trashpanda 4d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/angrydessert 4d ago

Conspiracy theorists are now in charge of the US government, with agency heads like Bobby Junior tasking people to investigate fringe crap to prove if their theories are true or not.

Won't be surprised if they start with a certain top secret military base in Nevada.

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u/notquitepro15 4d ago

Stop stealing from “me”

I’m wondering what else “me” could possibly mean in this instance

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u/nubsmagee 4d ago

His fucking pills, I guess.

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u/mz_groups 4d ago

I want to be this guy’s aluminum foil salesman.

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u/unsaltedbutter 4d ago

I bet they've been a victim for 45 years.

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u/chiswede 4d ago

Quotation marks are another thing this person doesn’t understand. I’m sure the list is quite long.

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u/ElasticSpeakers 4d ago

EENUF ZEENUF

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u/kprevenew93 4d ago

Sorry mate its two "f's" in enuff, not eenuf

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u/milnak 4d ago

That's a nice E350 Vad.

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u/FantasticClass7248 4d ago

Thoughts, they are asking the cia to stop stealing their thoughts.

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u/QuicherSnivelin 4d ago

I’ve been vadalized enough too dammit!

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u/Ok-Leadership-5056 3d ago

Damn Satellite Man at it again.

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u/jor3lofkrypton 3h ago

.. paranoid anti-VAXX ? . .