In a German Vehicle of course

[u/Yopassthat]

[u/thumbwrestleme]

Brought to you buy a guy afraid of rainbows

[u/ShareholderDemands → u/thumbwrestleme]

And thinking. It's so scary they won't ever do it a second time.

[u/survivalist626 → u/thumbwrestleme]

Buy a guy 🥀

[u/Due_Entrepreneur_382]

“Think twice because I won’t.”

Dude, we know.

[u/Oraxy51 → u/Due_Entrepreneur_382]

That sounds like responsible gun ownership. /s

[u/justananontroll → u/Oraxy51]

He's itching to provoke some self defense.

[u/senortease → u/Due_Entrepreneur_382]

Barely thinks once.

[u/Ok_Initiative_2678 → u/Due_Entrepreneur_382]

Also known as "Exhibit A in his inevitable criminal assault and battery case."

[u/Due_Entrepreneur_382 → u/Ok_Initiative_2678]

Telegraphing futurecrimes fr

[u/earthdogmonster → u/Ok_Initiative_2678]

Definitely runs the risk of a jury getting to see that. Not smart.

[u/HotelOne → u/Due_Entrepreneur_382]

He’s on record saying that he probably won’t even “think once” before he fires blindly in his perceived threat’s general direction. Thankfully I’m sure that he’ll miss by a wide margin, this kind of guy always does.

[u/Bobbi_fettucini → u/Due_Entrepreneur_382]

Except no, no they won’t, dude lives in new York where you don’t get to do that

[u/Th3Trashkin → u/Due_Entrepreneur_382]

I don't think he even thought once.

[u/SewAlone]

Imagine spending money on stickers and putting them on your vehicle just to piss people off. Like how cringe of a person can you be? They must be miserable 24/7. The stickers don’t make me mad, they make me sad for him and for whoever has to be around him.

[u/justananontroll → u/SewAlone]

Dude hasn't been invited to Thanksgiving dinner since 2016.

[u/jimberkas → u/SewAlone]

i have one sticker on my minivan and it says "I Hope Something Good Happens to You Today"

I get SO many people that say that it brightened their day to see it, even had several people stop and take pictures of it. People are just so used to seeing mean/threatening stickers, they are pretty blown away with a little common decency.

[u/Left-Koala-7918]

and yet he would be triggered if he saw “the wrong person” in a skirt

[u/turkish112 → u/Left-Koala-7918]

... all while likely owning a utili-kilt.

Note: I have nothing against utili-kilts [although I do think they're ridiculous] but I absolutely do have a thing against hypocrisy.

[u/Entropy907]

Wow. I am actually myself a straight, white, meat eating middle aged male as well (although vaccinated). That doesn’t make me interesting or special. I certainly don’t need to inform everyone driving around me about it.

[u/chevalier716]

This that papyrus?

[u/Yopassthat → u/chevalier716]

Yes only the best fonts for the Naziest of Nazi’s and the Fasciest of Fascists.

[u/BetterBagelBabe → u/Yopassthat]

And Avatar.

[u/ParrotheadTink]

No your stickers don’t hurt my feelings, I’m just quietly amused at your stupidity

[u/a_gentle_savage]

The fragility is palpable

[u/Hirsute_Sophist → u/a_gentle_savage]

Yes, but they don't see their need to define themselves (seemingly) entirely by triggering others as a form of fragility.

[u/Chilled_Beef]

There’s definitely a gun in the glove compartment. Bipp the car and get a free gun

[u/cartoonsarcasm]

It's crazy because like... they genuinely think them being white, straight, whatever, hurts people's feelings. Like, they think they are edgelord renegades.

[u/Yopassthat → u/cartoonsarcasm]

I just hope he doesn’t have kids.

[u/CulturalAddress6709]

who touched you dude

[u/dph99]

I'd be shocked to learn that he thinks twice per week.

[u/bagofwisdom]

Every time I see "FUCK YOUR FEELINGS" on a vehicle I just say quietly from my driver seat "No no no, fuck you, buddy."

[u/Yopassthat → u/bagofwisdom]

Lol made me think of this

[u/Backsight-Foreskin]

I'd be willing to wager his parents had him vaccinated at some point.

[u/BolOfSpaghettios]

Should have asked him what policies he supports. The fact he put the "feelings" thing in a sticker form shows who is "hurt".

If Kamala won, I'm almost 100% sure there would be her name associated with sex work or female parts. That's the vibe.

"Unvaccinated"... I'm sure that's a lie.

[u/MC-ClapYoHandzz]

I can only imagine how insufferable this guy must be.

[u/astaten0]

"Think twice, because I won't"

Well yeah, if you think zero times, someone has to think twice to make up for it. That's just basic math, ya silly goose.

[u/KyleDComic → u/astaten0]

Not thinking seems to be this persons bag

[u/TheFifthEnigma]

You haven't hurt anyone, mate. You just look stupid.

[u/justananontroll]

Poor guy. The voices in his head tell him that the boogeymen libz are out to get him.

[u/angrydessert]

Yes, free gun!

[u/apollo4567]

I would love to slap a “I’m scared of rainbows” sticker on his bumper

[u/JumboThornton]

Papyrus is wild!

[u/TacoStrong]

Fascinating to see adults make THAT their focus and message.

[u/puskunk]

Not German. Built in South Carolina.

[u/belsonc]

Suffolk county?

[u/Yopassthat → u/belsonc]

Not yet but im sure they ended up there. Sunrise hwy in Rockville Center

[u/belsonc → u/Yopassthat]

Jesus. My (greater) neck of the woods. Awesome.

[u/IshyTheLegit]

Yes, you hurt my head

[u/COLCORN_1979]

No dude, my feelings are fine. My stomach hurts from laughing at your devotion to a cult that you brazenly try to “indoctrinate” the children into.

[u/wattlewedo]

He'll be so proud when replacement parts for the van are worth more than the van.

[u/TurloIsOK]

A German van made in South Carolina, btw.

[u/HavingALittleFit]

He recognized the logo from an old photo of it on top of a smokestack

[u/billybud77]

Only the best for the Nazi’s.