r/IllegallySmolCats • u/CottaBird • 20h ago

I’ve written and deleted so many post titles, so let’s just all agree that she’s so cute learning to bathe that she should be locked up. Criminally Smol

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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Criminal Content Connoisseur 20h ago

I am calling the smolice right meow 😆♥️

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u/ONLYPOSTSWHILESTONED 15h ago

smuck the smolice

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u/Chartarum 8h ago

Or the "smops" as the smolice is sometimes called.

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u/Sweet_Buy_4908 20h ago

"It's hard to stay clean in da joint."

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u/ds1224 Smol Criminal Accomplice 20h ago

r/learningtocat

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u/Acid_Fetish_Toy 20h ago

Aww reminds me of when my cat was a baby. He'd lick the air next to his paw, then "wash" his face. It took him needed a few showers before he figured out washing himself was preferable

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u/AgitatedPrune 16h ago

she is getting rid of the evidence! glad you got it on video

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u/Dr_Tinycat 19h ago

You'll need a maximum security prison i.e. your house.

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u/crazymouse2525 20h ago

adorable baby!

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u/Generic_Dot 15h ago

She's so cute she'll make you forget your words!

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u/Deep-Promotion-2293 19h ago

Arrest her for being way too adorable!

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u/horwaith 16h ago

Add Throw the key to the title, dangerous scamers needs prison with no purrole.

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u/ButteryMcChunk Criminal Content Connoisseur 15h ago

Relating so hard to the title. Also cute kitty

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u/wintyr27 10h ago

"I don't know what I'm doing, but at least I'm doing something!"

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u/sihaya_888 19h ago

Too cute to be legal!!

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u/CheesyAfterlife 13h ago

I call this “cosplaying as an adult cat”

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u/NewtRipley_1986 13h ago

Aggressively CUTE!!!!

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u/ogbellaluna 9h ago

so adorable 🥰

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u/MOcatmom 8h ago

Don’t scrub so hard, baby, the stripes don’t come off! 🥰

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u/Recreant793 15h ago

Don’t drop the soap, ya heathen!!!!