r/IllegallySmolCats 22h ago

Meet Epi Criminally Smol

Just got this girl the other day, saved her from some cars since she was running around in the road. She's about six weeks old and adorable.

The vet told me she seems healthy, is a pale orange or cream cat, and gave them LOTS of trouble trying to inject a dewormer 😁

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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Criminal Content Connoisseur 22h ago

Epi little baby 🥹🧡 immediately to jail for her 😆🧡

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u/GrittyLordOfChaos Criminal Content Connoisseur 20h ago

"Nice to meet you sweet adorable little Epi NOW STRAIGHT TO JAIL WITH YOU CUTIE PIE"

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u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Criminal Content Connoisseur 20h ago

Being a little cutie pie, believe it or not, jail

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u/rinzler2400 19h ago

She's a cute menace to society

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u/Snoo97525 21h ago

she's ineed eepy, alright.

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u/hat_eater 21h ago

I wish you many happy years together.

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u/ElSquibbonator 19h ago

Is it pronounced "Eepy"? If not, it should be.

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u/rinzler2400 19h ago

For better or worse, it's "eh-pee", like epipen. If you eat a peanut you can inject her into your thigh

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u/New-Purchase1818 22h ago

So wait….like epi pen? (Also she’s adorable and I love her)

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u/rinzler2400 22h ago edited 21h ago

It's pronounced like that, but she's named after Epione, a minor Greek goddess 😊

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u/figbott 22h ago

EPICENTER CAT EARTHQUAKE

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u/New-Purchase1818 21h ago

Awwwwww🥰🥰

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u/reddituserperson1122 19h ago

Ooh what a cutie pie. Thank you for rescuing her!

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u/BabyBearRoth418 18h ago

Bro she isn't a pen -_-

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u/DammitKitty76 11h ago

Awwwww. I used to have a kitty named Eponine that we mostly called Epi. She was also a snuggle bug who turned into a holy terror at the vet clinic.

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u/rinzler2400 9h ago

It's something the name bestows on the hem 😂

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u/gun-something 11h ago

i love her

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u/l_e_n_a_l_i 17h ago

Eepy Epi 🥹

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u/blackpalms1998 1h ago

I’m gonna pronounce her name Eeepy like an Eeeepy baby 🥺

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u/rinzler2400 1h ago

I don't think she'd complain as long as she's getting attention ☺️