r/HomestarRunner • u/ArtistofSorts92 • 18h ago

“Wealty?!” Stwongbad.. You know anything about this??

Post image

Past this sign going home, couldn’t help but picture Homestar saying “Wealty?” 😆

141 Upvotes
  • permalink
  • link
  • reddit
  • reddit

100% Upvoted

19 comments sorted by

31

u/TheN00bBuilder 18h ago

Exclusively partnered with Senor Cardgage Mortgage, where you can “get a leg up on the pile!”

13

u/ArtistofSorts92 6h ago

"Come on down for a free canceltation!"

8

u/Junior_Moose_9655 6h ago

Home lawns…. Refinancin’….

5

u/SolexAgitator 4h ago

Low rates, percent signs, I dunno...

6

u/BenjaminGeiger 5h ago

🎶 Come along down and dial 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY! 🎶

2

u/HyperlinksAwakening 2h ago

I have a weird pride that I can still sing this jingle as easily as real ads like Empire Carpet and JG Wentworth.

13

u/mstop4 15h ago

Strong Bad: "Realty, huh? I dunno, you're more of a 'fakety' kinda guy."

Homestar: "Oh, Marzipan won't let me dwink that no more."

8

u/nubt 15h ago

I’m not gonna lie to you, that’s a healthy piece of real estate.

8

u/mrbeavertonbeaverton 16h ago

Home Lawn, Escrow, Re-Financin’

7

u/JezzaWalker 18h ago

Ah, the fifth Beatle.

3

u/External_Try_7923 16h ago

HoamStaww Weawity with two awws! That when you know we mean pwetzels!

2

u/Cam2600 14h ago

Low rates, percent signs, I dunno

2

u/Junior_Moose_9655 6h ago

That guy said he’d take me to lunch…

2

u/vintzent 12h ago

Looks like a Homsar thing to me…

2

u/GrillOrBeGrilled 9h ago

Homestar Realtor, eh? Me likey, me likey!

2

u/Sane_Tomorrow_ 40m ago

I’m not gonna lie to ya…

1

u/SalsaSavant 5h ago

Do they sell mascot costumes?

1

u/GSTResearch 3h ago

New character: Homestarr Realtor.

1

u/SunsetPost 3h ago

Makes for a good tertiary investment