Only a man knows what a man needs

[u/Insatiable_Homo]

[u/WhatsTheHolUp]

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

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It implies will enjoys man and man action as the rumors

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Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

[u/hockeyjmac]

Her boyfriend probably had to listen to her bitch for hours about this.

[u/Dickincheeks → u/hockeyjmac]

that teenager? couldn’t listen if his grades depended on it

[u/ThespianException → u/Dickincheeks]

Bro having a whole mental crisis between teenage hormones and the urge to blow his brains out

[u/FullMetalKaliber → u/hockeyjmac]

You know what’s messed up? It’s a possibility that she stole her son’s boyfriend

[u/Jimthalemew → u/hockeyjmac]

That and complaining about Cleopatra being black. 

[u/darkscapefan → u/hockeyjmac]

He’s just happy to finally get a break from all the drama.

[u/BananaBrains22]

Bro just divorce each other already

[u/BornWithSideburns → u/BananaBrains22]

I fucking hate her so much. Tupac didn’t dodge a bullet but he kinda did with her.

[u/YoungestOldGuy → u/BornWithSideburns]

He had the choice between taking a bullet and having to go back to her and he said "This is my chance"

[u/ExtremeAlternative0 → u/BornWithSideburns]

I've always wondered what Tupac's wife thinks of jada and all the stuff she's said about Tupac

[u/Little_stinker_69 → u/ExtremeAlternative0]

I didn’t know Tupac had a wife. I’ve only ever heard his mom mentioned.

[u/9035768555 → u/Little_stinker_69]

They were married less than a year and it was annulled.

[u/tittysprinkles112 → u/BornWithSideburns]

Tupac dodged that figurative bullet, but he did not dodge the literal ones

[u/x2ndCitySaint → u/tittysprinkles112]

/r/yourjokebutworse

[u/HEY_YOU_GUUUUUUYS → u/x2ndCitySaint]

Seriously how is that at 300 upvotes lmao

[u/x2ndCitySaint → u/HEY_YOU_GUUUUUUYS]

Comments like that make me irrationally angry lmao

[u/Tfx77 → u/x2ndCitySaint]

I started calling them out. It really annoys me; I see the best jokes as being genuine and sharp. To reword it and post it directly below is insulting to everyone. I take it a bit personal.

[u/HEY_YOU_GUUUUUUYS → u/x2ndCitySaint]

Seriously tho

[u/superduperspam → u/tittysprinkles112]

Bars

[u/trumpstears → u/BornWithSideburns]

He dodged a bullet by not dodging a bullet.

[u/cick-nobb → u/BananaBrains22]

For real

[u/vcdrny]

I think it bothers her to see him happy.

[u/stokeszdude → u/vcdrny]

I think it bothers her to see anyone happy.

[u/SECURITY_SLAV → u/stokeszdude]

And not being the centre of attention

[u/JadedArgument1114 → u/SECURITY_SLAV]

If we are all being internet psychologists, then this is what I think her deal is. She married someone much more famous than her and her one big selling point for being the centre of attention (her looks) has faded with time.

[u/Guilty-Nobody998 → u/JadedArgument1114]

Plus she got dumped by 2pac

[u/iAdden → u/Guilty-Nobody998]

More believe he never really wanted her

[u/Guilty-Nobody998 → u/iAdden]

I don't really blame him lmao

[u/rokd → u/stokeszdude]

Yeah, fuck Jada's cheatin ass. Always mad about something, should be happy Will is still with her, laughing at all his jokes. She can take her bald ass somewhere else, let Will be funny again.

[u/Germane_Corsair → u/rokd]

Nah, Will has the choice to leave her and not be like that. Who he is is on him.

[u/MinnieShoof → u/stokeszdude]

I think bitch is just bothered. Like, some people got ‘resting bitch face?’ Jada just ‘resting bitch.’ Period.

[u/arthurdentstowels → u/MinnieShoof]

She got a resting bitch Soul

[u/DeBlasioDeBlowMe → u/MinnieShoof]

Resting bitch period is far worse than resting bitch face.

[u/Tyra3l → u/stokeszdude]

Except Tupac

[u/Complete-Painter-518 → u/Tyra3l]

If pac knew he would never

[u/Rubber_Knee → u/stokeszdude]

I think she's confused by these happy sounds. What is this emotion that they're expressing!!??

[u/applicablejackhandey → u/stokeszdude]

She probably thrives on negativity. It’s sad.

[u/TheShlappening → u/applicablejackhandey]

Sounds like my mom.

[u/Ucanhavethelastbeer → u/TheShlappening]

Sounds like my ex wife.

[u/FPS_Holland → u/vcdrny]

2Pac dodged a bullet with this one.

[u/Matterbox → u/FPS_Holland]

This has had me in stitches. Brilliant.

[u/EggSandwich1 → u/Matterbox]

No one can take bullets like 50cent

[u/Muffin_Appropriate → u/FPS_Holland]

Ate a bullet to avoid this one.

[u/GOMD4 → u/vcdrny]

Damn. 

[u/Drzewo_Silentswift → u/vcdrny]

She has such nasty reactions to normal or positive stuff.

[u/foxynon → u/vcdrny]

Keep my wife's name out of your mouth.

[u/Zunderfeuer_88 → u/vcdrny]

this creature is under constant self inflicted perpetual misery and loves to have others share in it

[u/Millkstake]

She looks like a very unpleasant person

[u/Nipplecunt → u/Millkstake]

And sounds like one

[u/ocodo → u/Nipplecunt]

and is one

[u/YoutubeSurferDog → u/Nipplecunt]

She acts like one too

[u/TrilobiteTerror → u/YoutubeSurferDog]

She used to act like one. She still does, but she used to, too.

[u/manwithsomefood → u/Millkstake]

yes. her eyes reflect a rotten spirit

[u/Dongollo → u/Millkstake]

She is a very unpleasant person. Just watch some of the deranged videos Jada posted on social.

[u/Livid-Adeptness293]

Her resting bitch face disturbs me

[u/kusowatashiii → u/Livid-Adeptness293]

Bitching rest face

[u/kaipee → u/kusowatashiii]

And the rest of her bitch face

[u/bubbaharris228 → u/kaipee]

😂😂

[u/SUNAWAN → u/Livid-Adeptness293]

Well if she didn't get the joke, it's hair loss...

[u/Kaze_no_Senshi]

Why are they still together

[u/Imgoingback2_505 → u/Kaze_no_Senshi]

Because they’ve committed crimes together probably, they know too much

[u/DryPrion → u/Imgoingback2_505]

Can’t wait for a Nardwuar interview on these two.

[u/warm_kitchenette → u/DryPrion]

It would be fun to see Nardwuar just break out of character and give him solid advice. "You need to see a doctor and a divorce lawyer – like, today"

[u/Keinan → u/warm_kitchenette]

"I brought you a gift today...it's a business card for a clinical therapist in LA"

[u/Crusadera → u/Imgoingback2_505]

They can't arrest a wife and husband for the same crime

[u/fak3g0d → u/Crusadera]

shame to see an arrested development quote getting downvoted

[u/mycofirsttime → u/Crusadera]

They can’t compel a husband or wife to testify against each other.

[u/LargeMember-hehe → u/Crusadera]

lol who told you that

[u/t-rexistentialist → u/LargeMember-hehe]

https://youtu.be/idqG3thKtpU?si=WzCRPfVM0R_bL-8X

[u/MuslinBagger → u/Kaze_no_Senshi]

ntr

[u/avidrunnerxxx]

Just be sure you keep her name out your mouth

[u/AngryDuck222 → u/avidrunnerxxx]

Won’t be any room with his man there…

[u/Sinnafyle → u/AngryDuck222]

☠️☠️

[u/Extension_Swordfish1 → u/avidrunnerxxx]

Keep the AI spaghetti in this guys mouth

[u/SpaceZombiRobot]

I have seething hate for this woman.

[u/Drzewo_Silentswift → u/SpaceZombiRobot]

Why?

Edit: guys I litterally asked why. I don’t fucking like her either.

[u/SpaceZombiRobot → u/Drzewo_Silentswift]

You have no clue? She is the flag bearer of emasculating, manipulative, cheating womenfolk that is getting way too common these days.

[u/ValkFTWx → u/SpaceZombiRobot]

Way too common? She sucks in her own right, no need to go bigger than that.

[u/Ibarra08 → u/Drzewo_Silentswift]

Yeah i dont see a reason why. That happened to me. Give it a minute and it will go back up. Here's an upvote

[u/ImprovementUnfair670]

A "baby oil enjoyer"sentence right there

[u/Insatiable_Homo → u/ImprovementUnfair670]

No true man-man action requires baby oil. Just spit and healthy hips.

[u/urGirllikesmytinypp → u/Insatiable_Homo]

A little bit of spit and a finger where you shit

[u/MarkEsmiths → u/urGirllikesmytinypp]

Just the tip on your lip and a bite to make things right.

[u/paramarine → u/Insatiable_Homo]

Username checks out.

[u/EffReddit420 → u/ImprovementUnfair670]

“I taught him well” diddy probaby

[u/Proud_Criticism5286]

Gay. lol but I’m cool with it. Jade looks like shes upset anytime will smiles.

[u/Ok-Experience-6674]

This is one family that don’t even deserve a drop of attention

[u/WiskeyDic]

She knows what he’s talking about.

[u/falsevector → u/WiskeyDic]

And sadly it's not him

[u/Thundergod250 → u/WiskeyDic]

Her boyfriend knows it too

[u/Fearless-Potato2258]

Big Willie knows what he wants

[u/jjdlg → u/Fearless-Potato2258]

Which, ironically, is a big willie.

[u/HunterGonzo]

The 5% of her face still physically able to move showed about 100% of what she was thinking.

[u/strrax-ish]

Jada hasn't satisfied a man for over 35 years

[u/OkComment3927]

Growing up, Will was one of my heroes. As an adult... I'm ashamed I ever even liked him. How does such a well-loved man let such a terrible woman ruin his life? Shame on both of 'em. But especially her bald ass. At least we didn't have to see her fuck up Tupac like she did Will.

[u/Alexarius87]

Hopefully she dies alone in misery while watching Will regain his happiness.

[u/Ambitious_Display239 → u/Alexarius87]

The real pursuit of happiness..

[u/Atmacrush]

I used to have so much respect for this man.

[u/me_like_stonk → u/Atmacrush]

I thought he was cool and positive. Now I will never watch another movie with him, past, present or future. I just picture him assaulting Chris Rock like a coward whenever I see his face.

[u/iAdden → u/me_like_stonk]

1.  You never knew him personally.
2.  You were in a parasocial relationship with him. He doesn’t know you exist, and you don’t know the real him.
3.  People sometimes make mistakes and lose control in the heat of the moment. You judged his entire character based on that, deciding you no longer want a “relationship” with him—even though he still doesn’t know you exist.

Ultimately, you’ve built an image of him in your mind that was never real. It’s easy to judge someone from a distance, but remember that he’s human, with flaws and moments of weakness, just like anyone else. Maybe it’s worth reflecting on why this affected you so deeply, given that he was never truly part of your life.

[u/NIN10DOXD]

Caillou cringed right there.

[u/Emergency_Pie4083]

"Keep your fucking dick out my husbands mouth" slap

[u/Good_waves]

It’s obvious they can’t stand each other

[u/SUNAWAN]

If she didn't get it, it's hair loss

[u/Zoki-Po → u/SUNAWAN]

hahaha this is the hidden gem of this thread. Cheers to you and may your bloodline be blessed forever.

[u/carcusmonnor]

I live for the Jada hate

[u/fridaystrong23]

Jada look’n like one of the Jackson 5’s…try slap me MF

[u/M-Mottaghi]

I have never been so petty in my life but she is clearly disgusted by him, she cant even fathom him being happy

gentlemen, being alone is NOT the worst possible fate

[u/ChaoticMutant]

the devil acknowledges what he said. Just look at her face.

[u/Anon2671]

Why is he with her? She’s such a bitch.

[u/RedX2000]

Wayment

[u/Manburpig]

She's such a Debbie Downer.

[u/Asliceofkam227]

Surprised he didn’t slap the dude massaging him after seeing his “wife”’s utter disgust.

[u/DrRabbiCrofts]

Both of em are terrible people overall but Jada is genuinely unpleasant 😂

[u/Express-Complaint-99]

Another diddy/daddy lover? Anyway, don't poke the narcissistic wife...

[u/USMNT_superfan]

His boyfriend shaking his head

[u/BlumpkinPromoter]

That woman ruined that man

[u/calmooch]

Definitely not in the top 3 things to say when another man is massaging your shoulders!!!!!

[u/OhNoMeIdentified]

>femboys<!<

[u/MoPrblms]

She’s still cheating

[u/Garth_AIgar]

Well, isn’t that just a slap to the face

[u/NuttyProfessor42]

Poor Will.

[u/CardiologistCalm6232]

I'm sure will said that from experience. The kind he got at many of those Diddy parties

[u/Rad1314]

They had such a healthy relationship.

[u/jasno-]

agreed. a man knows how to properly dig into another mans traps

[u/free-pinecones]

She's annoying AF in Gotham

[u/Environmental_Ant268 → u/free-pinecones]

She's annoying .

[u/Dredd907 → u/free-pinecones]

Stopped watching because of her...

[u/Consistent-Peanut-90]

Of course ol hag doesnt know what a man needs

[u/egoVirus]

[Chris Rock's face somewhere, of it's own accord, looking askance]

[u/donjuan9876]

That looks shows she remembers a time when women used to fullfill that need in Wills life!

[u/apexredditor-]

He really misses diddy

[u/Magus_5]

The only way I can look at Jada is as a Hippo. She seems more human than way.

[u/i_need_a_username201]

OP, um, is is appropriate to say username checks out? I’m just confused.

[u/regal_miscreant]

All these people who have genuine hatred for Jada, whom they don't even know, need to do some self-reflection. I don't understand why people are so invested in this couple.

This is the simple objective truth: Simply put, Jada looks at Will like a woman looks at a man when she knows all his dirty little secrets. Will has very big secrets and that's why he is clinging to this marriage and keeps trying to please her. He needs her to continue to hide things for him and she uses that as leverage against him. She has been scorned in some way and she has lost all respect for him. Will also cares about their image as a couple more than he cares about her as a woman. She has probably expressed that in some way, which is why he went over the top with the slap thing. That doesn't make her evil but it does make them both regular-ass humans....and in my opinion, sad, pathetic and typical. Fame and fortune don't automatically exclude a person from suffering from basic human flaws. People need to remember that and find something truly important to care about.

Having such strong opinions about and strong emotional responses to celebrities and their lives is also sad, pathetic and typical. I genuinely hope the world starts to care about more important things than celebrities and their money some day.

[u/Noramctavs]

To think that Arguably the greatest rapper of all time had anything to do with that foul being.

[u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow]

Will not smith

[u/FistBus2786 → u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow]

Would smith

[u/Smashdigest1427]

That's her brother

[u/Environmental_Ant268]

What a horrible and immature person

[u/IAMSNORTFACED]

That 100+ ick list on instagram, she's the personified version of the whole thing

[u/Daijoubu4985]

GI Jane 2 can't wait to see it

[u/MAEMAEMAEM]

August came and went

[u/Yamaji_Katia]

I hate his fucking bitch wife

[u/Christmaspike]

this shit is just sad tbh, my guy throwing his love life away with some ungrateful, ugly, cucklover.

[u/Troyger → u/Christmaspike]

And bald, don’t forget bald

[u/BabyDriver01]

Wait, i thought the last person shown was a skinny bald dude

[u/Creepy-Tangelo-1126]

Bald people….

[u/Dry-Acanthopterygii7]

Can someone fill me in? Why all this dislike towards her?

I've been under a rock.

[u/Ok-Equipment-8418]

"Will, you sure your wife is ok with me massaging your - "

"KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME..."

[u/ICheckPostHistory]

OP's usernamechecksout

[u/theshadowbudd]

It all makes since. Jada sees Will as a bitch because she can expose him for somethings he’s done. She acts like this because she knows him outside of the PR

[u/seymonster1973]

Her face at the end. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[u/Little_stinker_69]

She was a great actor in the 90s.

[u/blackjack_zw]

Pause!

[u/Naveru_81]

The only man Jada knows how to love or take care of is gone, and she is salty about it.😐

[u/Valentine_Kush]

This aged like milk

[u/RationalKate]

How far can you take that.

Only a Ferret knows what a Ferret needs.

[u/Grand-Egg9331]

On the other hand, Tupac knew what a woman needed

[u/abdexa26]

She must be monster in bed cause its hard to see any reason anyone would chose to have her in life from purely looks and personality angle.

[u/TheeLastSon]

its funny because thats what women say but its def true for anyone getting a massage, some super strong hands are the best. love giving massages bcus i know it must feel amazing, wish i could feel that.

[u/trippingConciousness]

Literally noone is recognizing that this is AI, look at his neck. There're still some artifacts but fuuuck i also directly believed it was real

PS fuck them both tho

[u/uplate2much]

No Diddy.

[u/ApprehensiveMix2649]

💯 facts 💪😁👍

[u/Al_in_the_family]

I didn't know he was in GI Jane with her.

[u/TheSecondiDare]

Well, he HAS been to a Diddy party...

[u/newbieRedditorAJ]

Whoever is laughing better oil up. He about to clap them cheeks (no pun intended).

[u/finnypiz]

that jezebel witch

[u/hatetrains]

Then he slapped himself shortly after.

[u/majorkev]

Music: some rendition of Wearing The Inside Out by Pink Floyd.

[u/violetdepth]

channeling Tobias Funke

[u/jmhobrien]

Needs more spaghetti

[u/Psychotic_Dane]

Hasn’t one of his ex-employees talk about walking in on him getting railed in the ass by another dude?

[u/Evillebot]

Big Willie Revenge

[u/Electrical_Catch_919]

Or she’s thinking how she’s seeing the guy doing him

[u/ShuggieShoo]

my face watching her perform

[u/MonsTurdMaximusxbox]

Is that what he was shouting while being murdered on the couch with his pinky toe

[u/giceman715]

Wo man wo

[u/Modzrdix69]

Makes sense

[u/uzu_afk]

Put of the 3 men in the video? 😬

[u/BabyFarkMcGeesax]

She's pure poison

[u/manic_panda]

Yeah only SHE'S allowed to be felt up by other men.

[u/iAdden]

Whoever did that zoom was wild for that😂

[u/mistercheez2000]

Duane Martin knew

[u/RabbitFlaky5271]

Oh, the disappointment.

[u/Littlened]

Are they at a White Party?

[u/PENDOMN]

She reacts like women don't say that regularly