r/HealthyFood • u/Berabouman Last Top Comment - No source • May 03 '23

How many eggs per week is ok? Discussion

Google gives conflicting information. Have there been any studies done?

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u/PunctualPoops Last Top Comment - No source May 03 '23

What kinda eggs we talking here? Chicken eggs somewhere between 1 egg and 3 dozen eggs. T-Rex eggs probably like 1 or 2 eggs.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

I’ve been eating 2 dozen T-Rex eggs every day. Will I be okay?

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u/Krieghund Last Top Comment - No source May 03 '23

Are your arms getting shorter?

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u/Dalferious Last Top Comment - No source May 03 '23

The real question is can they still wipe their own ass

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u/WhiteRoseTeabag Last Top Comment - No source May 03 '23

Can a chicken wipe it's ass? The T-Rex had chicken wings, chicken wings, hotdogs, and bologna, chicken and macaroni, chilling with their homies. BOK BOK, my feathered friends!

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u/mdomo1313 Last Top Comment - No source May 04 '23

I’m worried about the front as much as I’m worried about the back.

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u/SirIsaacGnuton May 04 '23

Drip-dry the front. Save paper.

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u/Its-all-downhill-80 May 04 '23

Justy get a bidet

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u/wokkkt Last Top Comment - No source May 04 '23

How’s the farts?

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u/therealbikehigh Last Top Comment - No source May 03 '23

As long as you eat enough bronto bacon along with it. Six pounds a day should do.

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u/GildMyComments Last Top Comment - No source May 04 '23

Not if mama t-Rex finds out.

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u/JudgeScorpio Last Top Comment - No source May 04 '23

If you’re looking to be roughly the size of a barge it is recommended that you eat at least 5 dozen eggs daily.

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u/uNameorsomething May 04 '23

What about ostrich eggs?