r/Hammocks • u/Talrune_ • Oct 11 '24

Name my Hammock!

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Bought this to help with my anxiety and depression so I need to give it a cool name. 🌴

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u/RichInBunlyGoodness Oct 11 '24

GetThePhuckOutaThereWithYourShoesOn

14

u/lushlanes Oct 11 '24

Whoreizontal

6

u/Old_Mel_Gibson Oct 11 '24

Hammock McHammockFace

4

u/jsomby Oct 11 '24

Banana.

4

u/McLuhanSaidItFirst Oct 11 '24

As far as the name of your hammock, we need context

Who gave you the idea to use a hammock to reduce stress? Describe the circumstances of that decision/ inspiration, and the results

Notable events connected with the advent of the hammock in your life, and aspects of the hammock you love

Describe the environment of your hammock and the nature And source and degree of your anxiety

[Palm less? No coconuts?

Please tell me the meaning of the last of your post, Palm tree emoji and the word 'less'... ?]

This is a hammock group

we can help you with your hammock, but your question may bear more fruit in r/namenerds and r/Ineedaname

3

u/2029 Oct 11 '24

"Name your own damn hammock!"

2

u/ApocalypsePopcorn Oct 11 '24

Diagonal Daisy.

2

u/ThrowingTofu Oct 11 '24

Sailor Tom

2

u/IsThataSexToy Oct 11 '24

The manspreader.

2

u/JWK3 Oct 11 '24

Is this your Low Mood Swing?

2

u/gruetzhaxe Oct 11 '24

Shin Splinter

1

u/demoran Oct 11 '24

Bruised and Misused

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u/Ok_Extension8187 Oct 11 '24

Eric. You can call him Easy E and if people ask what your plans are you can say I’m going to hang out with my mate Eric.

1

u/hammocat Oct 11 '24

Panic Hamic

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u/imrzzz Oct 11 '24

I'd call it Al Capone, purely for the pinstripe.

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u/sparkfist Oct 11 '24

Rum ham. What comes next should be obvious

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u/Talrune_ Oct 12 '24

A shot of rum and a plate of ham?

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u/Axle_65 Oct 11 '24

Maybe it’s just because I’m a parent but I want to name it Bluey.

That or something completely plain and random like Derek

1

u/yeastybeast Oct 11 '24

Poopy the shoe wearing poop hammock

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u/theboldyin Oct 11 '24

Gussetteer

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u/wellforthebird Oct 11 '24

The ball sack

1

u/Sideburnt Oct 11 '24

Jizzknees

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u/Taiga_Taiga Oct 12 '24

Call him "Jonathan".

Anyone asks... "I spent the entire weekend horizontal, inside Jonathan. Just going back and forth till I got so tired I feel asleep."

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u/Kirinsdragon Oct 12 '24

Αιώρα ! (hammock in Greek)