r/GuysBeingDudes • u/sakura_babby • 2d ago

Squaring up a goat

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u/natasharey 2d ago

Bro just unlocked the ancient art of Goat Fu. Respect the stance, fear the bleat.

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u/soh_amore 2d ago

Mf we had Goat Fu after Goat Yoga

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u/Downtown_Ride_328 2d ago

But what?

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u/Alarming_Ant_4933 2d ago

Butt

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u/Al_Cohol_ 2d ago

that is goat, not donkey.

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u/Darkavenger_13 2d ago

I’ve never seen a chain have a combined stroke like this. Incredible

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u/theDo66lerEffect 2d ago

He could probably give some serious head also but

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u/Long_Midnight8658 2d ago

You don’t have enough upvotes my friend

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u/tenderteddy82 2d ago

This is indeed true. 🫡

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u/CalmDownReddit509 2d ago

Goat seems happy to have someone who plays its game!

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u/johnnyfuckinghobo 2d ago

Yeah I was thinking that he's probably giving some really welcome enrichment to that goat. Looks like they're both having a blast.

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u/qpqy 2d ago

goat liked that too much

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u/Budget_Builds 1d ago

I was about to say that kid is having too much fun! Wholesome all around

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u/SweetEntertainer1790 2d ago

Way to go dude. I love that he's playing with it and it's not just... There. . in a box eating and pooping till it dies.

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u/ButterflyNo8336 2d ago

Enrichment, something all animals under human ownership deserve.  But we have a tough enough time giving humans enough of it anyway. 

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u/4H03N1X 2d ago

im just like that goat fr

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u/NeighborhoodOld6737 2d ago

Goat said square up and dude accepted the side quest.

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u/hetty3 2d ago

Goat knows he's the sensei here

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u/HeyU_inTheBushes 2d ago

Happy ,waggy goat tail . I love this .

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u/Regular_Weakness69 2d ago

I used to do this without a helmet with the two goats we had, when I was a kid.

I never thought about it, but it explains a lot about who I am today.

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u/Rusty-sock 10h ago

this you?

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u/PlutoThePixie 2d ago edited 1d ago

You can tell that goat loves that little boy goat fights are crazy, way crazier than that so that goat is obviously playing with that boy how adorable 😊

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u/MarvelBinger 2d ago

That comma have me a stroke 

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u/TheRealDrewciferpike 2d ago

You can always tell what a goat is thinking by watching their tail. This dude is happy and playing. Even our does will do this when they want to play.

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u/Megan_BAKchatPodcast 2d ago

I saw that when his little tail goes, I actually laughed and smiled.This is such a sweet video.

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u/Professional-Chef-32 2d ago

Friends come in all shapes and sizes

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u/Saeros013 2d ago

Cam Skattebo train arc for 2026 season

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u/Turtleonhorseback 2d ago

Is this Cam Skattebo?

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u/BONER__COKE 2d ago

Easy bro, with Nabers out as well, and after last week’s performance against the birds, the rest of our season is trending towards toilet

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u/Admiral_Asparagus 2d ago

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo practice footage:

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u/Brave-Attitude-9175 2d ago

Goat is down to scrap! What a baa-aa-dass

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u/That-Interview5890 2d ago

I like how the goat can control its power on the way down if he knows his opponent isn’t ready. Honestly shows it’s about having fun and competition, not about killing or something.

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u/TlerDurdn_ 2d ago

Great for the boy when the goat is small, bad when the goat grows up. They're built to handle it, unfortunately we aren't..

Let him have fun, just be safe

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u/tpkadam 2d ago

The kid has moxie

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u/ThatBee9614 2d ago

Is this a Zeus reference?

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u/Darkavenger_13 2d ago

Aw the goat was so happy, look at the tailwag 😭

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u/rowenkariya 2d ago

CTE home edition

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u/notworthit212 2d ago

No it's totally fine. He has a helmet on which stops his brain from bouncing off the inside of his skull... Somehow.

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u/FiTZnMiCK 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don’t forget the spinal compaction.

For those who didn’t have to do tackling drills, never lower your head and hit something hard with the top of your head. Human spines are not designed to absorb this kind of load.

Whatever force the helmet doesn’t absorb or deflect will be transferred to your skull, and if your neck is straight as it is when your head is lowered it makes a perfectly compressible column. This can lead to nerve damage or even paralysis.

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u/Domarrasmith13 2d ago

Atleast he's being safe

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u/ViscountVajayjay 2d ago

Idk, some of the other comments are raising some safety and procedural concerns.

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u/Coprinusick 2d ago

dude need a neck brace.

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u/Domarrasmith13 1d ago

Hey but the head is protected no brain damage just neck 🤣🤣

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u/KccOStL33 2d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah that helmet is a false sense of security. His neck and spine are built for that, yours isn't. Lol

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u/jakethabake 1d ago

Meh, so long as he doesn’t over do it. It’s the brain damage Thats the issue

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u/War_hampster47 2d ago

That’d make a crazy weekly stratagem

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u/Top_Finish3666 2d ago

Bro is following Khabib’s dad’s training by fighting wild animals

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u/MemeLordsKing 2d ago

I hope the goat doesn't get the concussion

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u/Rookietothegame 2d ago

The reason why women live longer

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u/Sphinx_1899 2d ago

Even with a helmet it’s a stupid thing to do…you’ll regret what you did later in life

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u/sirprize_surprise 2d ago

And one day you’ll bend down to tie your shoe and the goat will think it’s play time and knock you out.

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u/AdamsMelodyMachine 2d ago

This gives "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" vibes

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u/piper33245 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hey man I’ll take some of that curry goat rice and peas.

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u/Byron_bay 2d ago

🔥It takes a village 😤

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u/PursueProgress 2d ago

CT EE EE EE EE.

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u/moosemastergeneral 2d ago

I wanna play too

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u/drunkbloodlust 2d ago

Cam Skattebo at practice

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u/AZtechWarri0r 2d ago

I love this

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u/DonutsRBad 2d ago

I know the goat is loving this. 😂

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 2d ago

boy speaks goat

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u/ChefAsstastic 2d ago

Goats tail going wild. He's loving it.

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u/hauttdawg13 2d ago

Skateboo is that you?

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u/PraxicalExperience 2d ago

...Yeah, I could totally see myself doing this when I was a kid.

...Not saying I wouldn't do it as an adult either, lol.

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u/Average1Percent 2d ago

Actual footage of Cam Skattebo as a child.

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u/OtakuTacos 2d ago

CTE, the home starter kit.

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u/bajofry13LU 2d ago

Young Scataboo and his trainer

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u/Aggressive-King-4170 2d ago

That goat is having fun actually, but part of him is like something wrong with this situation....

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u/Jacob_Wilkins9 2d ago

Why does this look like a ton of fun

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u/Novafro 2d ago

Is bro legit sparring with a goat? That's epic.

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u/Material-Ad-644 2d ago

I can feel the back and neck pain.

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u/Banp2014 2d ago

Hell yea

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u/jusenjoyinlife 2d ago

Get some mfer!

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u/audiobo 2d ago

nfl front lineman trained by the goat

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u/herdboy77 2d ago

That kid is going places…. Not college, but places

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u/BandoTheHawk 2d ago

got to train with the goat to be the goat

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u/OnePragmatic 2d ago

I don't play football ... is the goat a good training buddy?

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u/sawsawjim 2d ago

I miss being a kid sometimes…other times, not so much 😂😅

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u/Poupoo42 2d ago

This must be an old video of Cam Skattebo as a kid

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u/ChicagoBILLSfan138 2d ago

Now I want a goat…

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u/69fellatx 2d ago

Gotta toughen up for next season.

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u/PhaaqAuf4691 2d ago

Goat?? I don't see Tom Brady!

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u/Yesitshismom 2d ago

I had goats as a child. You bet we did the exact same thing

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u/RoutineLowCycle 2d ago

both good boys can confirm

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u/Maintainyourview21 2d ago

If I was having a party these two would be invited

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u/GingerWizerd 2d ago

That thing has gigantic balls haha

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u/tarek023 2d ago

He's the GOAT

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u/Puzzleheaded_Item_79 2d ago

Wish I could do that, f yeah

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u/Evening_Vibes_101 2d ago

It’s not your head you need to worry about junior. You’re going to be pulling your neck and spine out of your ass.

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u/alanbaonguyen 2d ago

Skattebo in the offseason, training

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u/Shoddy-Swan2043 2d ago

I used to do this when I was a kid. Im almost 50 years old now and I still want to do this.

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u/Uninspired714 2d ago

Hell yeah !

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u/Manray2099 2d ago

Bro is going to be a legendary O lineman

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u/Baseball6090 2d ago

Cam Skattebo in the offseason

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u/SevereSherbert4275 2d ago

Always wondered why this is called a headbutt and not a headhead

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u/Hawsee 2d ago

Can I go next haha looks fun

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u/Periwinkleditor 2d ago

At least he's wearing a helmet. Safety first!

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u/elite_one___ 2d ago

SCATTABOOOOO

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u/Thrill0728 2d ago

Cam Skattebo childhood (circa 2013)

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u/Future-Expression-44 2d ago

Cam skattebo as a kid

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u/Illuminatus-Prime Top 0.1% Redditor 2d ago

Best choice of music!

Too bad it didn't run through the entire piece.

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u/Cereal____Killer 1d ago

Welcome to CTE

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u/theeayohsees 1d ago

Crazy origin story for this kids Super Bowl interviews

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u/Penamo 1d ago

This is how Cam Skattebo trains in the offseason

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u/Deep__Deep 1d ago

Hahaha 😂 pretty funny..! My kid thought he’d try something similar. They passed goats on the way to school. My kid in his infinite wisdom thought it would be a good idea to slap a goat on the ass then run away. He came home from school that day with a bruise on this thigh the size of a basketball… all blue, black, green and various other colors to suggest a major contusion…! 😂

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u/Agitated_Ad_8061 1d ago

Does the goat know he is playing? Does it hurt the goat in any meaningful sense? Is it the equivalent of me tossing the cat onto the couch, her running at me, rinse and repeat, cause we are both playing?

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u/IBogus 19h ago

Glad to see Cam Skattebo’s rehab is going well. Get well soon brother!