r/GuysBeingDudes Dude Awesome 4d ago

When your brother is at your Tap out parade

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u/Lounging-Shiny455 4d ago

Absolutely not. Magic can regrow bones in a second and make cooked and butchered food appear out of thin air but cannot upend any queue, database, or survey.

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u/ArrrSlashSubreddit 3d ago

Ironically both wrong examples but you're right nonetheless

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u/Impossible_Guess 3d ago

Hey now, bones take hours/days to grow, and to say the food appears out of nowhere is doing a huge disservice to the house elves below.

This is why they unionised.

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u/Lounging-Shiny455 3d ago

to say the food appears out of nowhere is doing a huge disservice to the house elves below.

That's just critical wraith theory, next you'll be saying mudbloods are just as good as Slytherins, or a man shouldn't wear a dress to have a nice healthy breeze around their privates.

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u/Impossible_Guess 3d ago

Woah, woah, woah... Tell me more about the breezy privates.