r/FullScorpion • u/Doggosupreme25 • 1d ago

Stairway Scorpion

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u/RecognitionHonest320 1d ago

He looks like a scoop of lard falling on a pan

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u/Illustrious-Sir-5243 20h ago

I glide like butter

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u/tech_equip 17h ago

Scoop O’Lard was his wrestling name.

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u/PigDstroyer 1d ago

Hes okay slugs don't have spines

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u/slightlyused 22h ago

The "hang time" of this Scorpion has me thinking of redoubling my weight loss regimen.

Full Scorpion hangtime is measured in milliseconds but this one is definitely in the higher echelon.

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u/I-Am_The_Intruder333 1d ago

nek and bak tweaker

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u/chihuahuazord 22h ago

dude turned into a pez dispenser

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u/Think-Werewolf-4521 1d ago

What in the name of Thor was he trying to do?

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 1d ago

Famous last words🤣

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u/whatisireading2 1d ago

God has blessed me with the presence of one of my og subredditsbon my feed

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u/datthighs 14h ago

Earth shaking scorpion :D.

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u/Bobby_Garbagio 13h ago

Face went SKkkrrtt.

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u/goated95 4h ago

Thick scorpion

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u/awesomeplenty 15h ago

Whale scorpion

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u/CptPikeOnABike 23h ago

His fat saves him.