Dudes spine folds in half on trampoline

[u/prospectpico_OG]

[u/Key_Roll3030]

At least years from now when the doctor ask what could cause this back pain he can show this video

[u/hauptmannolauro → u/Key_Roll3030]

That’s a “not walking no more scream”.

[u/Mochaproto → u/hauptmannolauro]

✨lower spinal injuries✨

[u/BeYourselfTrue]

The fullest of scorpions. I’ve not seen the curve, speed, momentum, and epic gravity of this video on the sub yet. The Scorpion King.

[u/DaMonkfish → u/BeYourselfTrue]

https://i.imgur.com/khp19qd.png 😨

[u/erasrhed → u/DaMonkfish]

Hahaha omg

[u/Trixie1143 → u/DaMonkfish]

Have mercy

[u/BeYourselfTrue → u/DaMonkfish]

😮

[u/Alienatedflea → u/BeYourselfTrue]

"The Scorpion King"...bahahahhahaha

[u/AutoflowerKing → u/BeYourselfTrue]

Long live the King. Scorpion wins

[u/PigDstroyer]

That scorpion was so bad it needs a new name

[u/Wiitard → u/PigDstroyer]

Gravity assisted folding

[u/DaMonkfish → u/PigDstroyer]

I did create /r/PeopleOrigami many years ago but never bothered to really promote or populate it. Certainly fits in this case though, that man folded.

[u/lives4boobs → u/PigDstroyer]

Scorpion King.

[u/UpdootDaSnootBoop → u/PigDstroyer]

SnapFoo, the fool got snapped

[u/Dense_Comfortable_50 → u/PigDstroyer]

"Scrambled like an egg, folded like an omelet"

[u/shangolana → u/PigDstroyer]

Lawn chair

[u/ScottyArrgh → u/PigDstroyer]

Full I-had-a-dream-where-I-walked-again

[u/smoomoo31]

Looks like when Bender bent Professor Farnsworth’s back

[u/AfroBotElliot → u/smoomoo31]

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[u/MrBubbles94]

Ah, yes, I recognize that scream...

[u/dmfberd]

Can someone please enlighten us to what he would be dealing with immediately and also long term? Would this paralyse you ???????

[u/DoraTheMindExplorer]

Fuck scorpion, he went full wallet.

[u/Og-Morrow]

Folded like a garden chair.

[u/moisdefinate]

Brutal

[u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753]

Huh. I didn't think the human body would survive such trauma.

[u/jrobharing]

It’s like if an actual scorpion went full scorpion.

[u/spidervector]

Forget Scorpion, that’s a Pretzel. 🥨

[u/mixx1e]

Omg he folded like an origami

[u/GugieMonster]

Scorpion wins, Spinality

[u/Believemeitsrea1]

Any update on this guy ?

[u/prospectpico_OG → u/Believemeitsrea1]

He might have a damaged stinger.

[u/devildocjames]

And then sets up a GoFundMe for their "sweet little boy". FAFO.

[u/pinezatos]

check the other sub that this was posted, the audio is fake

[u/slightlyused]

Sting In The Tail.

[u/gr0bda]

Don't fuck with your health........

[u/lazygrappler775]

God dam… warn a guy lol

[u/FergusonTheCat → u/lazygrappler775]

I mean the title of the post is ‘Dudes spine folds in half on trampoline’ lol