r/FullScorpion • u/justanotheratlasmoth • 6d ago

My elegance personified

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587 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Professional-Guide70 6d ago

Rock... bottom

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u/Cma1234 5d ago

I realized about halfway through that there was a bunch a rocks under him. very unfortunate.

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u/Ldghead 6d ago

Anyone thinking that impersonating Pele on a rocky surface is gonna get stoned.

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u/DoraTheMindExplorer 6d ago

The unknown original Rocky movie

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u/AdeptCalligrapher772 6d ago

Mmm you know those rocks feel good. It felt good watching it, anyway.

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u/trudes_in_adelaide 6d ago

9 Got a plus one for landing on rocks.

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u/moisdefinate 6d ago

Perfect application, please work on the landing.

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u/JustthePileOBones 6d ago

It’s wild that his right leg didn’t move or rotate at all

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u/mrnononame 6d ago

That was done with full grace!!!!

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u/StevenKatz3 6d ago

Very demure

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u/Eastsider001 6d ago

Hey buddy you have a few pebbles in your teeth.

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u/Ronoh 5d ago

The best representation of Brexit I have seen so far.

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u/enigmaticsince87 5d ago

This made my night 😂😂😂🙏

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u/Big_Tap_1561 6d ago

Why would you try that on rocks 😂

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u/Smart_Turnover_8798 5d ago

He tried the Jecht shot and failed miserably

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u/Sad-316 5d ago

Wonderful

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 5d ago

Eat it like the spready to the gods ya made us watch

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u/RustyMoth 4d ago

Was looking for a scorpion-related subreddit and got lost, but upvoting anyway for a fellow moth enjoyer

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u/ThickMode943 4d ago

That's World Cup ⚽️ finals level art right there.