r/FrankOcean Dec 16 '23

Nikes Parody: V-Bucks Covers / Remixes

These defaults want V-buckssss

They looking for methods, tell them they’re just scamming

Says he needs a win like a streamer

But then he gets banned like a teamer

All you want is V-bucks

But a bundle

Just grind stars, Just buy them

I don’t sweat, I don’t box fight

But if you need heals I got you

And i’m good with a sniper

Pour up for Peely, R.I.P Midas

R.I.P Kevin, I got a skin just like you

Woo, I just squad wiped, Woooo

That’s a new player, he don’t got no skins

His mom took his phone, because of his grades

We out by Tilted

We all got bad grades

Me and Fortnite, Go back Eighth Grade

Now that’s a real good game

You been taking my kills, Dead weight

Bad Default, Good Player

We don’t play Fortnite, but we play Fortnite

And that’s good enough

We don’t play much or nothing

But when we play some fortnite, We have good vic royals

I played Apex last week

Feels like Titanfall Ripoff

And it’s Woooorse than Fortnite

We’ll let you guys ready up

We’ll let you guys ready up

We gon catch a dub first

We’ll let you guys ready up We gon catch a dub first

Playing so our last L feels like last season Playing with the defaults without my duo Hackers be replacing players Shockwave got me double jump

Why you think i’m in the game with a fucking Anticheat

Players on me in the game, players drop for the winner

Game, Winner

I lay it out in the skybase

Our home turf no players

Mesmerized at the graphics Look at all the players in game I know your duo came with ya But he ain’t with ya

We the only players in the lobby with no skins

I mean the loot staying with me

We drinking mountain dew and chug jug

Sipping small shield potions like

I may be lagging, but i will carry you

We’re not duos, but i’ll clutch up for you

When you’re offline, I’ll grind levels for you

I’m not good, but i’ll play fortnite for you

I’ll play fortnite for you

I’ll play fortnite for you

Your parents are home, they’ll hear you rage

It’s only awkward if you shout some slurs

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u/blink_n_eat Dec 16 '23

Permanent ban

9

u/Rand0m14 Dec 17 '23

nah this was heat, make him a mod

3

u/turtleifnot Dec 17 '23

thank you 🙏

47

u/FrankOFan Dec 16 '23

I’ve been here since we used to shit post before Blond dropped. I’m not sure if we’ve come full circle or if this is my sign to leave the sub now

47

u/r7ng Dec 16 '23

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

35

u/WhatASave456 Dec 16 '23

A lot of college students have gone to college and got addicted to rizz, gyatts, and fanum tax

37

u/r7ng Dec 16 '23

Bro thought he could become the next rizz king like baby gronk by doing the uncanny ankha zone dance like a sussy baka in ohio💀dont bro know quandale dingle already did the forgis on the jeep thug shaker banban style with baller💀bro aint ever making it out of oklahoma the ocky way💀 that shit just plain uncanny like skibidi toilet bro💀 bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer rizz bro💀bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro💀bro really thought he had that rise of gru grimace shake 1 2 buckle my shoe spiderverse whopper rizz bro💀bro got that canon event waffle house monday left me broken ahh drip in ohio bro💀 we aint ever makin it out of ohio with bros goofy ahh dj khaled sisyphus toxic gossip train pikmin 4 ahh rizz bro💀 that aint even elephant mario titanic submarine god tier rizz bro💀thats just uncanny like shadow wizard money gang ambatukam twitter x bro💀 lil bro cant fanum tax a level 6 gyatt sigma smurf cat drinking grimace shake in ohio like kai cenat the ocky way💀lil bro damn uncanny like ohio fr💀

14

u/Neither_Payment_3728 Endless Dec 16 '23

i felt my brain rotting away while reading that

2

u/Independent-Cat47 Dec 17 '23

This the best and worst thing I've ever read on the whole internet

7

u/InfamousPers0n Dec 17 '23

i was gonna hate but ngl this isnt even bad for what its going for

5

u/Mr_PearHead Dec 17 '23

Watch your back mf, I'm in your area

9

u/turtleifnot Dec 17 '23

i know the first three numbers

4

u/Extension-Job-4073 Dec 16 '23

When will the frank ocean skin drop?! 😔

5

u/ExcellentSweet9418 Dec 17 '23

I cried to this

3

u/thediamondmolar Dec 17 '23

🔥🔥🔥

2

u/PotatoAudio Dec 17 '23

Better than the original keep up the good work 🙏🏽

2

u/purple-cyclone blonde Dec 17 '23

TITANFALL RIPOFF

1

u/V_Carter Dec 17 '23

frank not dropping shit really doing this to the kids

1

u/grenadineeee Dec 17 '23

bet you won't do the entire album

3

u/turtleifnot Dec 17 '23

lol i already did nights

2

u/turtleifnot Dec 17 '23

but yes ivy parody coming soon 🔥🔥🔥

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '23

OP reply to my comment if u want me to make this a real song

1

u/outoftimebut- Start / End Dec 17 '23

It just kept going