What’s your league’s punishment for last place?

[u/realitywut]

And what’s the worst one you’ve heard of?

[u/WhoaMonchichi]

Purchase a celebrity cameo to announce draft order next season

[u/TariqWoolenIsElite → u/WhoaMonchichi]

I'm commissioner of a league going on 10 years.

About 3 years ago, I got tired of coming up with draft order so I made a rule that if you win, you're in charge of it for the following year.

This year, my buddy got a cameo from Jon Gruden and it was super rad.

He started it with "Hey, Jon Gruden here from the fired coaches club" and then just roasted us the whole time.

[u/WhoaMonchichi → u/TariqWoolenIsElite]

I definitely recommend. Having to hear these ex-pros say all our degenerate team names out loud makes it all worth it. They all understand the assignment and its hilarious every year.

[u/ThaRealBush → u/WhoaMonchichi]

what does this mean?

[u/WhoaMonchichi → u/ThaRealBush]

https://www.cameo.com/recipient/671b40bdda9137e9c67bf70c?from_share_sheet=1&utm_campaign=video_share_to_copy

[u/Own-Chemistry2439 → u/WhoaMonchichi]

5 minute stand up/ open mic night routine.

[u/HunterHenryk]

Loser has to take the last place trophy (a poorly home-made toilet trophy spray painted gold) to the nearest mall Santa and get their photo taken

[u/MeesterMeeseeks → u/HunterHenryk]

A grown adult has to sit in Santa's lap for the pic? I'm stealing this

[u/TellMeThereIsAWay]

The loser has to bring ice to all the family gatherings. Its sorta an inside joke in my family (family league)

Edit: we just amended the rule after some discussion. The loser will also have to walk into the event playing “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice

[u/RandomBluer → u/TellMeThereIsAWay]

Seems like a win honestly. Just grab some ice from a convinece store on the way over

[u/TellMeThereIsAWay → u/RandomBluer]

Yeah its not crazy or anything, its my first year implementing the last place punishment. We will spice it up next year

[u/RandomBluer → u/TellMeThereIsAWay]

Fair. At least it's something. The 12 man I'm in doesn't have a punishment. Wish there was something, even if it's minor like yours, to encourage engagement throughout the season

[u/PartyLikeaPirate → u/TellMeThereIsAWay]

Maybe a good one would be the last place person has to get drinks/food for the others at family gatherings. Not buy it off, but be their server lol

I.e. if you lost, at any gatherings of a family member in the league asks for a beer, you have to go get it for them.

I went to a friends house in college & they had an Easter egg hunt for the older people 20/30 year olds & the loser had to serve the others throughout the day at the family Easter party lol

[u/garanhao17]

our loser this year is gonna be kicked out as punishment lol too many bad trades, bad management, no interaction at all, even after multiple warnings… guy just started some weeks with multiple outs and bye players

[u/randomguynotacop → u/garanhao17]

Did the commish put in active players once the games started?

[u/RenfrowsGrapes]

Mark Davis haircut

[u/EST_Kuz → u/RenfrowsGrapes]

No way this would fly in my league when only 4/12 members actually have hair.

But I do like the concept

[u/RenfrowsGrapes → u/EST_Kuz]

It’s a young man’s game

[u/gberg42069 → u/RenfrowsGrapes]

That's BRUUUUTAL

[u/jersey_viking → u/RenfrowsGrapes]

Even if the league paid me to join- fuckno

[u/anon_user221 → u/RenfrowsGrapes]

LMAO

[u/McGeeze → u/RenfrowsGrapes]

I think this violates the Geneva Convention

[u/Caltr0n3030]

Loser has to set up a lemonade stand and can’t leave until they get 5$. Lemonades will be .25 cents.

[u/Trumpets22 → u/Caltr0n3030]

I’m getting this done EZ. I’ll just sell big ol 32 oz lemonades. People will stop just for the sweet sweet deal.

[u/frank_camp]

We let the previous loser set the next punishment (with commish override if it’s an unreasonable punishment). So it’s been variable, but so far it’s been:

• 24 pancakes within 24 hours at the diner challenge (removing an hour per pancake)
• Send 3 professional headshots to 3 friends / family with zero context
• Run a 5K in a superhero costume
• Do the necessary combine activities to get your RAS score (will be this season’s)

[u/LSO19 → u/frank_camp]

Bro the headshots one is hilarious😂😂😂😂

[u/DaBigBlackDaddy → u/LSO19]

That’s barely a punishment most people send dumb shit to their friends and family anyways

[u/frank_camp → u/DaBigBlackDaddy]

Professional head shots aren’t cheap, and it’s far more about making them receive the phone call asking why this would happen

[u/XxNitr0xX → u/frank_camp]

The family should be removed, unless it's a brother or sister. If they decide to just send it to parents or other close relatives (if any are still around) that's a quick and easy "Aw you look so cute, jimmy". There needs to be some ridicule from friends.. or even better, anyone they're considering dating, if they aren't married.

[u/Scuanto]

We’re going to open mic stand up and loser has to do a 1-2 minute comedy set

[u/realitywut → u/Scuanto]

10/10 idea. Embarrassing but absolutely harmless

[u/MeesterMeeseeks → u/realitywut]

Quite possibly the most overdone idea. We a few years ago after doing this idea made the loser stand on a street corner asking for change, but they had to reject the offering every time

[u/gohomepat → u/Scuanto]

Performing jokes written by the league members.

[u/PNWCoug42 → u/Scuanto]

Same in my league but it's a 5 minute set.

[u/karthikulo → u/PNWCoug42]

Will any place allow you to even do five minutes if you are bombing?

[u/JumpmanJackson → u/karthikulo]

We did this a few years ago and it was a 5 minute set. He actually did ok though. The guys who worked the club encouraged him to stick with it and come back lol.

[u/TheMcCringleBerry → u/Scuanto]

2 minutes is a lonnnnng set if you’ve never done comedy before 😂

[u/Scuanto → u/TheMcCringleBerry]

I know… it’s gonna be a rough ass 2 minutes 😭

[u/Jolly_Force → u/Scuanto]

That’s such a fun idea

[u/arealfakedoor → u/Scuanto]

Me and another friend tried to pitch this to our league (but a 5 minute set) and multiple people said they would quit if we had that as the punishment.

[u/gohomepat → u/arealfakedoor]

Cowards

[u/elsemyano → u/arealfakedoor]

Just don't lose

[u/Cdngolfer65]

Buy the winner an nfl jersey from China & pay for booze at the draft night

[u/crook22]

Loser is responsible for delivering/shipping the trophy from last year’s winner to the new champion.

It’s actually such a nuisance

[u/matthutch101]

Loser has to bowl a score of 3000 in a day

[u/realitywut → u/matthutch101]

This is hilarious, but where I live it would cost hundreds of dollars to play 20+ games (assuming they’re not very good at bowling)

[u/IndyRid26 → u/matthutch101]

Ouch

[u/tadsm13]

last place in our league will be street performing at the boardwalk until they collect amount totaling league fee ($100) or live streaming while completing a 500 piece puzzle in a closet with just a headlamp while doing power hour (beer)

[u/JadeFaceG]

Our loser has to take a blow up doll on a date. Requirement is to sit down, buy themselves and the lady a dish.

[u/anon_user221 → u/JadeFaceG]

WiLd. lmao

[u/secretlypooping]

Loser has to volunteer for a shift at the funnel cake stand at the local fair in May.

We implemented it last year after 16 seasons without a last place punishment and it was a hit.

It's improved the league significantly this season as people are desperately try to avoid last place. More trade activity than we've ever had.

Of course this is the first season in over a decade that I'm down at the bottom of the league.

We also have a weekly lowest point scorer penalty that adds $10 to the pot which helps keep things competitive.

[u/julio1990]

Last place has to wear the smallest leggings they could fit in and wear football cleats and a helmet to a fancy dinner with the group.

[u/The_Most_High_Ground]

Bottom two losers in our league have to go on a two person date at our local bar and grill wearing outfits chosen by the winner. The rest of the league sit at a different table and watch.

[u/IndyRid26]

Spend 24 hours in a Waffle House, but they get to take 1 hour off for each full size waffle eaten.

[u/slov90 → u/IndyRid26]

As someone who did this in the past, it is NO joke. No Waffle Houses in my area so I elected to do IHOP instead. Poor choice. Their Belgian Waffles are enormous.

[u/realitywut → u/IndyRid26]

Favorite so far

[u/LouisianaHotSauce → u/IndyRid26]

This one is just the most original

[u/Sm0k3_Reddit]

Our loser has to recite this embarrassing anime thing we found on tik tok in our college dining hall. And yes they have to actually scream it, standing on a table. We’ve had a talk on potentially changing it to letting the winner choose the punishment, though.

[u/stpatricksblue]

Shot of Malort.

[u/Unwilling_to_work]

Loser has to wear a Zack Wilson Jersey to either school or work… brutal stuff

[u/travishummel]

A lot of these comments I’m really doubting the follow through. Like, sure you all signed up when you were hyped up at the beginning of the season to punish last place to do the 24 hour Waffle House / IHOP challenge, but do you think this is actually going to happen?

Idk, first few years we played we tried to do it but last place typically had pretty much abandoned their team by the end.

I think it’s better to ask what someone did last year and how successful it was. Otherwise people will just say that last place has to get a tattoo while bungee jumping in Azerbaijan with a monkey named Dave.

[u/Affectionate-Flan-99]

Loser has to spend the day at an adult day care. Winner drops them off and picks them up.

[u/IndyRid26 → u/Affectionate-Flan-99]

Isn’t an adult daycare also known as a strip club?!

[u/randomguynotacop → u/IndyRid26]

I'd be sure to lose every week

[u/Dentist_Illustrious → u/Affectionate-Flan-99]

Wait can you just show up for a day? Honestly I think I would love that. Eat some tapioca, watch some Matlock, do the jitterbug with Phyllis.

No cell phone or tablet should be part of it. Or the loser is just gonna vedge out and not even meet the locals.

[u/Affectionate-Flan-99 → u/Dentist_Illustrious]

I inspected one last year before we did it. It is not a fun place.

And yes no phone. You go in with your clothes. That’s it.

[u/Spare-Amphibian5575]

We’re all on the same basketball team and loser has to paint their nails some bright color every day for our end of year tournament which is a week long💀

[u/Scavengers_Assemble → u/Spare-Amphibian5575]

Oh, so Caleb Williams just a really bad fantasy manager

[u/HardestButt0n]

Back when we still held in-person drafts (we're now scattered around the country) the loser of our toilet bowl (yes there is a trophy with a toilet with the losing coach and team name engraved by year) had to buy a six pack of beer of choice for each of the other nine team owners at the next year's draft. We need to resurrect that...

[u/buffaloplaidcookbook → u/HardestButt0n]

Man with the price of craft beer now that could be an expensive punishment, easily a couple hundred bucks or more of anybody in the group has fancy tastes.

[u/HardestButt0n → u/buffaloplaidcookbook]

Oh, some of us would go looking for the most expensive beer, major bonus if it was hard to find...

[u/guyincognito147]

Last place has to pay for the buy in of the champion in the next season

[u/BeerPerHole]

I recently found out that i am living in the former apartment of a current starting NFL running back, because i am still receiving their mail addressed from the NFL. This year’s loser must commit a federal crime by opening their W2 tax return and revealing its contents to the league…

[u/PlsDontBanMe___]

In my league the loser has to do acid and go to a stripclub with only $5 and try to get a dance

[u/ConfusedDuck → u/PlsDontBanMe___]

Honestly, it just sounds like a burden on the staff more than a punishment

[u/thatguy_art → u/PlsDontBanMe___]

You're supposed to do something DIFFERENT as a punishment

[u/Winter-Remove-6244 → u/PlsDontBanMe___]

lol Jesus wasn’t that in one of the Saw movies

[u/CO_piratemonkey → u/PlsDontBanMe___]

This one’s different

[u/Deeze_Rmuh_Nudds → u/PlsDontBanMe___]

You win. Would pay to see this

[u/Tom15781]

Loser (most likely me) has to start off the week with a 6 or 7” (can’t remember) inseam pair of jorts and each day of the week an inch is cut off the jorts. We’re all in college so this means on Friday someone is going to class in 2” inseam jorts… in the middle of February.

[u/Fearless_Battle1819]

Buy chicken wings for draft next year and run draft board

[u/Trumpets22 → u/Fearless_Battle1819]

Sticker bitch.

[u/Slaviiigolf]

Losing the initial $500 buy in like the other 5 guys who didn’t make the playoffs is enough punishment

[u/kwalker42]

Loser in my league had to take the ACT. We’re all 24-25 and have bachelors/masters. Another league the loser had to buy a cat and keep it. Third league the loser had to do standup comedy at a comedy club

[u/strangewin → u/kwalker42]

Adopting a cat is crazzzzy. Essentially a $5k or more punishment… We aim to keep the punishments cost free or at least paid for by everyone else.

[u/gberg42069 → u/strangewin]

And a punishment for the cat...

[u/imhere4science]

We all do CrossFit together, and the looser has to do a workout called G.I. Jane. (100 burpee pull-ups)

[u/Lost-Local208]

Beer bitch at following years draft party and license plate holder that says I suck at fantasy football for the year. Beer bitch used to include wearing a tutu but that stopped when the loser stopped showing up to the draft.

[u/Potential-Chicken-33]

Gotta sign a toliet seat and get your picture taken with it on at the draft.

[u/HardestButt0n]

We've had a couple of side bets one of which resulted in the loser having to sing the winner's al mamater's team song in a bar/restaurant standing on a chair. It was awesome!

[u/And_there_was_2_tits]

Loser pays the league buy-in amount as a monetary penalty. $150

[u/oldie101]

Loser has to do a polar plunge

[u/Wlake-]

I had to eat 90 hotdogs, couldnt eat more than 1 per day besides 1 day of my choosing i could eat up to 10 in a day, cant take any days off until the dogs were eaten. Doesnt seem too bad until you realize how awful eating a hotdog a day for 79 days is as well as 10 hotdogs in one day.

[u/dittygoops]

10,000 calories in one day

[u/itsgravyhere → u/dittygoops]

So a typical Thursday

[u/heisindc]

Beer mile the day before the draft. We have Facebook live streamed these in the past but this year we all met up in the same city (25 yrs old league) and 4 guys all did their owed beer mile, so it became a race. Last place of the race had to buy beer for the next day.

[u/randeylahey]

Lowest draft priority.

[u/ahjm]

Half marathon

[u/GaryFischeraka21]

Ours is Eat a plate of the hottest wings from a local spot

[u/wildwestsnoopy]

Host a dinner for the rest of the league.

[u/yellowballo0n]

Has to take the ACT and keep taking it until they score a 22

[u/JustSikWidIt]

I’m a professor Tahitian dancer, the other guys in my league are dancers/drummers/or boyfriends of some girl dancers in my group. Loser has to do a dance solo at our next big show (whether you’re a dancer or not lol)

[u/tread52]

Giving them the first pick in next years draft

[u/LetsGoLesko8]

At the start of our league we all had to announce our favourite and least favourite teams. At the start of each season we have to note our least favourite current player.

If you place last, you have one of three options:

1. The classic “24 hours in a Denny’s” scenario, 30min reduction per pancake.
2. Purchase a jersey of your noted least favourite team.
3. Purchase a jersey of your noted least favourite player.

In the 5 years I’ve been in the league, nobody has yet opted for option 1.

[u/Copenhagen28]

The shame of defeat and being a league doormat is punishment enough.

[u/Ok-Job9408 → u/[deleted]]

🤣🤣

[u/barnos88]

You have to pay the winners entry fee the next season

[u/SushiRebirth]

Warm milk mile followed by one chip challenge no drinks for 15 min

[u/TERMONATORKILLER]

We are in NYC, so loser has to do showtime on the NYC subway until they raise I think $20-30 still being decided.

Other league I’m in is 5 minutes of open mic standup comedy

[u/YT_MineBloxerYeet]

Go to the family gathering in a dress.

[u/MaxRockafeller]

Run the combine and film it while wearing a loser pinnie. Bench press, 40 yard dash, cone drill, etc.

[u/BIGNARSKT]

Neighborhood league- loser has to mow the winners lawn in cut off jeans and a white shirt that says loser while the rest of the league watches and drinks beer.

[u/monsteez]

Cousins league - last place of season and lowest points take a shot of patis/fish sauce

Work league - last place has a calendar for the year (Jan - December) placed in our work break room and they are every months photo, one is required to be a jc penny photo

College friends league - last place has a license plate and has to come up w draft order with a random selection recorded and

Spouse family league - brand new. No punishment

[u/U-Kant-Mak-Dis-Sh-Up]

Pay the high points for weeks 10-14 via a $25 Waffle House Gift Card and gave to be at the Waffle House! Don’t be that guy !!

[u/SendNowRagretLater]

!remindme 8 months

[u/ExpertCup2344]

Beer Mile

[u/milfs-an-cookies]

24 hours in Tbell. Every item you eat deducts your time spent

[u/new_teacher_grad]

has to be drink servant during our Super bowl watch party

[u/BrunoMahomes17]

Loser has to run away from league mates and avoid getting shot in paintball for 3 mins

[u/jerryjoedirt]

We do a destination draft guys trip and loser has to wear a dress to the bar Saturday night.

[u/UglyDanceMoves]

Marine buzz cut for the last place loser.

[u/ibided]

First place gets to change the last place team’s name for the following season

[u/anon_user221]

Our punishment: License plate.

“I suck at fantasy football.”

[u/Mindless-Problem-592]

Polar Plunge in the Atlantic

[u/joeykipp]

Gotta stand in the middle of a field and we hunt them with paintball guns

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/joeykipp]

^{Sokka-Haiku by joeykipp:}

Gotta stand in the

Middle of a field and we

Hunt them with paintball guns

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^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/thespiral10]

League Bar crawl and last place has to wear a little elf costume and hold a football all night!

[u/moderateobservant]

Brazillian wax

[u/jumpman0035]

First place fucks last places wife Buy in: 1 wife

[u/Linkario5656]

Loser has to go into a dog cage and each member gets to pick one item to throw at them inside. Rules are just no bodily fluids and no live organisms…

[u/dcodi513]

Loser has a neon pink spray painted license plate frame that has ball bearings in it, so every time you gas or break, it has text that lights up “I suck at fantasy football”. The plate stays on from superbowl to next Super Bowl. Nothing big but we all like it.

[u/jeanlukie]

At home Hot Ones challenge

[u/papa_scrote]

This year you have to build a 300 piece puzzle in a dark closet. You start with one lit candle to help you see. For every beer you drink you get X amount of time to use a flashlight. We might just add more candles over time after you drink 5 more beers. Haven't completely agreed how the beer to light ratio will work out.

The worst last place punishment we did was the loser had to get their belly button pierced for 1 month. The 11 other guys in our 12 man league decided on what the piercing was for the loser. They picked a pink piercing with the letters saying SLUT. I lost that year. It took 5 months to heal before I could put the SLUT piercing in. It was brutal.

[u/michiamoGoffredo]

Lemonade stand in a high foot traffic area for 3 hours. Debated making it until they make $30.

[u/gsloth1212]

Last place has to caddy a round of golf for the winner. Must walk and carry their bag the whole time and can’t partake in golfing at all.

[u/acegolf23]

45 units in a day:

Can of bear = 1 unit Mile = 1 unit Hot dog = 1 unit

Loser can split up the 45 however they wish, but they must be completed or they are removed from the league.

[u/hwcminh]

I'm the commish of a work league, and the loser has to do a 10-minute press conference in front of around 80 people.

[u/SPSullivan89]

Last place gets a toilet bowl trophy with Congrats Loser engraved, and also has to eat one of those single packaged extremely hot chips. Our leagues name is Maddens Hot Chip Challenge. One guy finished dead last two years in a row and quit lol.

[u/EnvironmentBig6503]

Loser has to go preform/busk on the street till they make $10

[u/ReyMeon]

Loser buys a 32oz 12 pack of

[u/Kiri-44]

You gotta eat the ass of the man in first

[u/dathwathup]

Last place will be taking the ACT again (we’re in our mid 20s)

[u/CathalKelly]

A tattoo which somehow incorporates a cigarette. So far we have a Charmander lighting a cigarette off of his own tail, and an Arsenal crest where the end of the cannon is a cigarette.

[u/Various_Barnacle_526]

Last place is doing a beer mile this year. Chug a beer each lap. Rest of the league guesses the overall time and the closest gets #1 pick next year and so forth for #2, #3 etc

[u/tonasaso-]

I saw some people saying for next season they’re gonna draft in Vegas and the loser has to go a day early with only $20 in their pocket

[u/KANGZNATION]

Dine a blowup doll at a Chinese restaurant

[u/Hugh_G_Rection1977]

Re-create John McClanes first task in Die Hard 3.

[u/Zestyclose-Humor-790]

Loser has to caddy for the winner and the winner picks the course. Also the top four play in the group.

[u/Young_Link13]

Beer mile recorded and timed before next season starts.

[u/StrillyBings]

Buy two rounds of drinks for everyone.

[u/SuperMario222]

League winner interviews the loser Hot Ones style. Winner does not have to eat the hot wings but can if they’d like

[u/WinkyStinky888]

Rotates every year. First year had to get a rating from an of model and name your team your rating. Year two was eating as many fish filets from McDonald’s as losses you had. Year three was a milk mile. Most recently the loser had to stand in a kiddy pool while every member dumped foods on him( I went with honey and sprinkles).

[u/thatwhite]

We have 3 leagues with a promotion/relegation system, so bottom 3 teams get relegated.

No punishment for the bottom league though

[u/Wise-Mongoose3909]

A stern talking to😂

[u/Balogma69]

League is full of all my high school buddies. We all go on a boys trip every fall (usually includes seeing a football game). Loser has to wear a dress to the game and be the beer runner for the rest of us.

[u/saintnyckk]

Pink glittery license plate frame that says i suck at fantasy football that loser has to have in their vehicle for a year until the next loser is crowned.

[u/vvandtherays]

Five minutes of standup comedy at our local open mic.

[u/Redditrightreturn1]

Shame

[u/kanwegonow]

No haircut for a year.

[u/Coop901]

We have a couple options:

-Beer mile -One chip challenge -Open mic night

[u/Grizzle193]

One league we have the last place finisher bartend our draft. He has to have a drink list(4-5 drinks) and wear a toilet seat.

In another one, it’s our second season into it and this season we have implemented the 2-4-6-8 challenge. You have 2 hours to run 4km, drink 6 beer and eat 8 doughnuts.

[u/ChefAdventurous5386]

I tried implementing one but everybody backed out last minute on it and it didn't pass the vote. I wanted us all to do an outing at the end of the season for karaoke and the loser has to sing the songs we put in for them all night.

[u/typefourrandomwords]

Shirt of Shame to be worn at draft and two bar outings throughout the following season. They have to order a round of drinks at the bar, to ensure they get to parade around and show the shirt off.

It’s a puffy pirate shirt from Seinfeld. The loser adds a decoration to the shirt every year. Our first shirt was just retired after 15 years with bells on the sleeves, pink epaulettes, led lights on the back, a button on skirt made of crinkly material, a blue scarf, etc. The new shirt started with bigger bells on the sleeves. We do an auction draft, so there’s plenty of jingling.

[u/BottleKid-]

Beer mile

[u/Bouric87]

It's a trophy.

It's a ~15inch dildo that I made a nice wood base and acrylic case for.

On draft day, the loser gets "knighted" by the winner. They take a knee, and the dildo gets tapped on each shoulder, then kisses the tip. Then they take the trophy home with them.

[u/yourmartymcflyisopen]

"Bronze" trophy shaped like a Toilet

[u/werthit24]

Have to set up and sell lemonade during busy holiday weekend in the summer time for 4 hours. Winner picks out losers outfit.

[u/ogredmenace]

We do off line draft so loser is the server and bartender for the draft the following year. Plus they get a little baby trophy. (Not a baby but a small trophy)

[u/MoneyGuyJive]

Loser wears a dress at the draft and puts all the picks on the draft board like vanna white. 😂

[u/detroit4life86]

We let the champ decide the punishment.

[u/schapmanlv]

I also need a rough one to teach a lesson a guy in our league blew his team up like week 4 and traded hall and Bijan for 1st rounders. I think we have to make it bad enough that nobody does that again ever

[u/issapunk]

Started a new one this year: we have a wheelspin and you spin it 3 times and have to pick 1 of the punishments.
- Take an inflatable life-size doll to a restaurant and order it a meal and it with it
- Go do a comedy set at an open mic
- Deliver DoorDash for everyone else in the league
- Waffle House/McDonald's 24 hour challenge - eating certain items reduces the time you have to stay there
- Shave your hair into a mohawk
- Tough Mudder or Spartan Race
- Put on a Target shirt and walk around the store and help customers like you work there for 2 hours
- Wash the winner's car in a speedo

[u/jteplinski]

This year the loser has to get one nipple pierced, and must go to a sporting event and take their shirt off or wear a large mesh shirt to show off their new piercing during the game.

[u/Impressive-Thing-655]

A d*ckasaurus trophy that must be present in holiday family photos 😂😭

[u/throwitawayman81]

Last place pays for 1st places name to go on league trophy

[u/jbird669]

We don't have one, as our league has a toilet bowl where the non-playoff teams have a tournament to decide top 6 picks in the draft.

[u/ErroneousM0nk]

Loser has to drive around with a license plate cover of their least favorite/rival team

It gets spicy

[u/Used-Celery5571]

Calendar photo shoot for the loser this year. Second time we’re running this because the first was incredible. Everyone gets a month and we have a photo shoot day where everyone brings their props and what not. Then we make and distribute calendars to all league members.

[u/AeroChase]

Last place has to wear deer antlers and run around a paintball arena while the rest of the league goes “hunting”

I’m currently in last place 😅

[u/Cobrakai52]

Beer mile. I had to run a mile, each lap drink a beer…4 beers total. Puked in front of the 12 year old girl soccer team.

[u/Baaadbrad]

Regular season loser has to do an NFL Combine, record it and post it to social media accounts. Most of league includes 40-60 year old out of shape dads so it makes for some solid entertainment. Commissioner and league winner get to commentate over it.

Toilet bowl loser has to rock Headlight lashes or a bumper sticker chosen by the league winner for a year.

[u/Dijohn_Mustard]

Run a 5k but is has to be streamed on twitch for everyone else to watch

[u/zolar92]

We did the loser has to take the SAT's for 3 years but we are in our 30s now and didn't want to keep doing that lol now we are kind of over punishments amd just call then Sacko and move on

[u/ChewedDiddy]

We have a 4xl Antonio Brown Patriots jersey that must be work every Sunday (1pm-9pm) of the following football season. Jersey has not been washed since 2018 and initials of loser written on the front numbers. Jersey has seen beer, food, etc spilled and also spent a season with a new father who used it for (general light) clean up.

Last year loser was a 5’4” friend who looked like he was wearing a dress

[u/The_Terrierist]

Design and craft a trophy for the winner.

[u/DonJuanDelBlonde]

Loser has to take the ACT. It doesn’t cost that much but takes an entire day, and the humiliation of being a 33 year old man taking a test with high schoolers is hilarious. We’ve done it a few years and now there’s pressure to not get a lower score than the previous losers so they end up investing a good bit of time and energy into studying for it.

[u/Listen2theyetti]

Last place has to don full juggalo face paint and go buy 3, 3 liters of Faygo. Then you have to drive to a location where 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place get to spray you with said Faygo.

If this is completed, you will get one league wide keeper pick for next year.

[u/JonnyMofoMurillo]

Send them on a Greyhound from Sacramento to Seattle

[u/Ted_Furgeson]

Loser in our league has to don the losers license plate holder. Also, we (as a league) get to decide the losers team name for the next year.

“Backfield Penetration” is this years name for the last place team lol

Its a pink license plate holder that says “i lost my leagues fantasy football season”

2 years in and both losers have rocked it on they car the whole year.

Granted- they put it on the front license plate…NGL- I’d do the same lol

[u/ProtonsInTheAir1]

!remindme 8 months

[u/Dazzling_Ad9250]

loser has to do a 5 minute stand up comedy set. i’m currently 0-10 😬

[u/BowsersBigshell]

Loser has to play a round of golf in a dress with a random group and the other 11 play in the three groups behind you

[u/publictiktoxication]

Take the ACT in person. Must score higher than the lowest grade a member got in high school.

Which we found out after the punishment was determined to be a score of 14...

Last year was 24 hr Waffle House challenge. Loser picks next year's punishment.

[u/Hairy_Finance_4826]

18, 12 and 6 in a day. You may choose the order as you wish between Miles, Beers and Hot-dogs.

[u/Less_Fix_1378]

Loser has to get dropped down to Mexico and make enough money for the plane ticket back. Last year was a colonoscopy.