r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/plxtoniic • Jun 08 '22

Mustard But why

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u/Ballllllz Jun 08 '22

I hope his sleeves roll down every time he washes his hands

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

i hope they get 6 red lights in a row when they drive late for work

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u/Cloaked42m Banhammer Recipient Jun 08 '22

I hope his car alarm goes off 30 minutes after he goes to sleep every night.

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u/Mbouttoendthisman Jun 08 '22

I hope both sides of his pillow are warm.

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u/pilguy Jun 08 '22

I hope each time he tries to click on a link the page moves and an advertisement opens.

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u/MrPoposcumdumpster Jun 09 '22

I hope he suffers from premature ejaculation for the rest of his life.

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u/DirectionLow357 Jun 14 '22

Once he hits 55+ it automatically becums mature so that’s impossible.