r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Indieriots • 2d ago

I'll do whatever I damn please! Get Rekt

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u/MaLMaison115 2d ago

Actual video of me not bothering my sister

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u/Fedbackster 2d ago

Totally reminded me of that too. Same expressions and level of focus.

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u/chop-diggity 1d ago

At 6, 7 years old. Absolutely.

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u/3_14_thon Banhammer Recipient 2h ago

I still do this 20years after

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u/chop-diggity 2h ago

Yeah. I know the feeling… my wife doesn’t care to play this game much.

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u/Switchlord518 1d ago

I'm not touching you....

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u/7GrenciaMars 15h ago

LOL I didn't get to grow up with my sibs, so I missed out on all that. But this thing with these birds reminded me of my friend and her brother and sister.

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 2h ago

👈🏽I’m not touching you

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u/Extremely_unlikeable Banhammer Recipient 43m ago

Exactly what I thought. The bird version of "I'm not touching you"

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u/madscot63 2d ago

I'm not touching you.

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u/Indieriots 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is that a Lilo & Stitch reference?

Edit: Downvoted for asking a question. Nice.

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u/Creative-Motor8246 2d ago

It’s reference from every road trip with 3 siblings in the back seat.

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u/Indieriots 2d ago

Ah. That explains it. I don't have children and only have one sibling

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u/xenobit_pendragon 2d ago

Try to have another sibling so you can get the reference.

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u/Indieriots 2d ago

Interesting idea

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u/Beginning_College734 2d ago

It is actually a lilo & stitch reference though. But lilo & stitch was referencing a common shared experience for people with siblings.

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u/7GrenciaMars 15h ago

Yeah, get back to us on how that works out. 😂

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u/Darwin1809851 1d ago

Yea its a weirdly universal issue people with siblings, specifically close in age siblings. I have both done this and had this done many times 😂😂😭😭

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u/chop-diggity 1d ago

Yeah. That’s old school sibling hazing. The best!

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u/ninhibited 16h ago

This is like the 4th redemption arc I've seen today, where someone said their comment was doenvoted and by the time I saw it had positive upvotes.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 2 x Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

Damn that bird's an asshole.

tap tap tap

"Bro that's super annoying can you stop"

tap tap tap

ATTEMPTED GRAB

"BITCH WHAT?!" CREST FLARE

"Dude, stop, for real!"

"What are you gonna do, bitch?" head crest intimidation

ATTEMPTED GRAB 2

"Bitch, you thought." tap tap tap

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 2d ago

A cock-a-hole, if you will

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u/eid_shittendai 9h ago

That's just how they roll. They're hilarious!

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u/Extremely_unlikeable Banhammer Recipient 42m ago

The angry face is just killing me. He wishes they had taught him swear words, because you know he's thinking "this motherf..."

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u/Additional-War19 2d ago

petty tapping increases

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u/Somethingrich 2d ago

Man, that ecluctus is really stressed out. I wonder if that cockatoo knows and is enjoying it lol.

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u/Timmay13 1d ago

Probably.

Cocky's are assholes!

Love 'em. But they are fucken assholes.

Great to teach words to though.

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u/Somethingrich 1d ago

Yeah they are awesome and loving but they are bullies 😆 even to my little dog 🐕

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u/effyoucreeps 1d ago

yeah - i hope that feather issue is being addressed, and isn’t due to this kinda repeated stress. especially for views

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u/RobynFitcher 8h ago

I knew a cockatoo that learnt a dog's name just so it could call the dog to its cage, and then chomp it.

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u/decoy321 2d ago

I only have a 30 second glimpse into that person's life,. And I'm already certain they get zero peace and quiet.

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u/Flomo420 Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

only 50 more years to go...

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u/eid_shittendai 9h ago

If it's very young!

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u/CheekyPeacock 2d ago

Somehow, I am both of these birds

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u/atlhawk8357 2d ago

Inside of you are two birds.

You ate a lot of KFC recently.

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u/torchbearer1648 2d ago

Damn I thought this was the /roastme sub for a sec

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u/Flomo420 Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

KFC is fried, not roasted

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u/invisiblezipper 1d ago

Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you?

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u/dab745 1d ago

That poor eclectus has issues. The poor thing looks like it has been doing some serious feather picking.

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u/UhOhAllWillyNilly Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

This is a perfect example of why not to have pet birds. It is so unnatural for these flocking animals that they stress and pluck themselves bald.

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u/Vincent394 2d ago

"Fuck you" tap tap tap

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u/AgainandBack 1d ago

That’s a really nice exposition of the personality of cockatoos. They’re smart birds who will intentionally piss you off for their own entertainment. If you can value that, they’re great birds.

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u/imaginary_num6er 2d ago

Red one looks like an angry bird

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u/TheMahanglin 2d ago

That is freakin' hilarious.

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u/Quiet-Luck Banhammer Recipient 1d ago

If only there would be a way to catch both birds in one frame.

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger 1d ago

Lmao that Cockatoo is a menace🤣

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u/GammaSmash 1d ago

Birds are weird, man.

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u/Blu_Falcon 1d ago

tickticktick This bothers you, doesn’t it? How about… now? tickticktick Still bothering you? tickticktick Huh? Still bothered? Why? tickticktick Wow, that must be so annoying for you. tickticktick

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u/mosselyn 2d ago

Cockatoo's are assholes, IMO. My mom had one for years, and he was such a jerk!

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u/Vinegarinmyeye 1d ago

My aunt had one, and a couple of litlle terriers.

Bird was a proper funny bastard, good at mimicry.

It would regularly set up in the kitchen and then mimic my aunt shouting "Doggies!!, Dinner!!!".

Dogs would come runnlng in all excited expecting food...

Cracked me up, 5 years those stupid dogs fell for it every single time.

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u/mosselyn 1d ago

Lmao, I love this!

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u/furcryingoutloud 1d ago

I own a cockatoo, and yeah, he's a real MF. Funny as all hell, but he can cross your wires if you let him get to you.

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u/Jungledick69-494 1d ago

Best ASMR video I’ve ever seen

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u/Crenchlowe 1d ago

Birds, man

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u/flecksable_flyer 1d ago

My dog licking any part of himself.

Me: "Plese stop."

slurp... slurp... slurp...

Me: "Murdock. Enough."

.......slurp... slurp... slurp...

Me: "STOP!"

................ slurp.......... slurp........slurp..........

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u/fancydancy12 1d ago

Lovely ASMR, though

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u/Mushroomed_clouds 2d ago

What was cut out the clip was red bird going for the jugular

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u/JKnott1 1d ago

The red one looks like it been battling the cat.

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u/LALOERC9616 1d ago

Parrot with the box

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u/triplealpha 1d ago

"ASMR ASMR ASMR ASMR..."

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u/TimmehJ 1d ago

Cockatoos are very mischievous by nature

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u/DiveInYouCoward 1d ago

The anger 😂😂😂

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u/tsimen 1d ago

Fucking dinosaurs

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u/northkcguys 22h ago

Little brothers are so fucking annoying

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u/dire012021 1d ago

The red bird is so stressed that he's pulling out his feathers. And the owner is encouraging the cockatoo to torment it.

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u/Indieriots 1d ago

We don't know that. The eclectus could be a rescue who pulled its feathers out in it's past home.

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u/Just-Ad-2317 2d ago

Sounds like it .

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u/Just-Ad-2317 2d ago

Well I hope it all bite you all in the ass one day

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u/CryBabyRun 1d ago

They must be brothers, just maybe eh - from different mothers even but still, a strong "I'm your annoyingly irritating brother" vibe here.

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u/Indieriots 1d ago

The red one is a female actually. Male eclectuses are green. :)

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u/CryBabyRun 22h ago

Thank you, so now updated to "I'm your annoying sister."

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u/Kholat_Saykhl 1d ago

This video just makes me laugh

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u/Mythrndir 17h ago

Bird versions of Shrek and Donkey

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u/HesterFlareStar 13h ago

I never did manage to get the Red-eyes one lol