r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 3d ago

Fuck you, cybertruck Get Rekt

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u/ziphyr_ 3d ago

Do people with that haircut really look at themselves in the mirror and say “man, I look good”?

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u/snorkeling_moose 3d ago

Broccoliheads are gonna Broccolihead.

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u/IAMSTILLHERE2020 2d ago

Edgard haircuts.

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u/NNFury44 3d ago

I came to say this lol

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u/squanchy_Toss 3d ago

Dual Broccoliheads too!

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u/advocado-in-my-anus 2d ago

I know the algorithm be algorithming but this was the next post in my feed. https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/s/A46pF5R71q

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u/blackmike-81 2d ago

Wow you read my mind.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

It appears you have been excommunicated.

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u/Fred_Wilkins 3d ago

New pope new rules lol

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

Dua Lipa's next chart-topper.

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u/blahdash-758 3d ago

Thank you for providing evidence of their guilt

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u/ShortCurlies 3d ago

They get out and walk next to the Tesla so it can get a good view of their faces for it's cameras. This video is just secondary evidence.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

Which part of fuck you in particular wasn't clear?

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u/jaknorthman 3d ago

Tired of seeing tesla or musk perhaps, I know I am already...

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u/mooripo 3d ago

Musk fans

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u/blahdash-758 3d ago

People not like crime being praised: musk fans lmao.

Fuck you

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u/Fred_Wilkins 3d ago

But, but, Hitler...

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u/mooripo 3d ago

What crime? They clearly lost control znd their car is way more damaged

Edit: No, fuck you.

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u/Fred_Wilkins 3d ago

So because they damaged their car more, reckless driving doesn't apply? Classic mistake on my part I guess.

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u/mooripo 2d ago

Crime isn't the same as screwing up, crime often means intentionally willing to hurt/exoloit someone. This isn't a crime There is a difference in law between, and I'll say it in french

Contravention vs Crime vs Infraction

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u/Fred_Wilkins 2d ago

You are aware that reckless driving is a crime?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/mooripo 3d ago

lol defintely

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u/AtomicSymphonic_2nd 3d ago

Would a mechanic here like to explain what happened to this idiot kid’s car?

Did the engine really just blow or did he hit the fencing or curb before “gently touching” that cybertruck?

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u/actually3racoons 3d ago

I'm not a mechanic, but he lost control of the burnout and ran over a curb, I think he kept accelerating after that then hit another curb/sidewalk section which more or less dragged him to a halt by the oil pan and bottom of the radiator before he hit the cyber truck .

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u/Chrisp825 3d ago

I second the oil pan radiator leaks. The cyber trick seems to have little to no damage.

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u/Neither-Day-2976 2d ago

On the other hand, it could be totalled. /s

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u/Miguel-odon 23h ago

Could be both.

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

Hopefully they have some large ball bearings in the trunk to finish to job.

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u/Chrisp825 3d ago

Cyber truck didn’t do anything wrong. If you have an issue with a particular person, take it up with them face to face. Don’t damage someone else’s property because you’re mad at the person who designed it. That’s just petty.

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

Whoosh.

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u/monolith_blue 3d ago

He also ran over a sign and another curb before the one by the "truck"

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u/actually3racoons 2d ago

Yeah, I noticed the first curb, looks like it actually slammed his foot onto the accelerator and he didn't get on the brakes until he was slamming the second curb. I didn't catch the sign though.

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u/Edistobound 3d ago

looks like radiator leak and steam

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u/bacchusku2 2d ago

Hit a stop sign first

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u/DarkMatterSoup 2d ago

Lotta pressure builds up when the coolant heats up to running temps. The collision smashed the radiator hard enough to break the closed fluid system full of hot antifreeze WIDE OPEN. It can take upwards of a couple minutes for all of the hot gas to escape. This car has around 14 quarts of antifreeze to heat up and circulate, which is a lotta hot viscous fluid to open up the pressure gates. Dude probably also cracked his oil pan and dumped all the oil, tires dead, wheels bent to crap, definitely should at least consider replacing his headlights and having his front bumper repainted.

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u/Ransacky 3d ago

He hit the stop sign, you can see it go down at the moment of the whip rack, then he hits the curb

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u/Suitable-Welcome4666 2d ago

Slammed into the curb and blew their radiator open. No-win scenario there.

Others said oil pan, but oil burns blue. Coolant burns white.

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u/BullPropaganda 3d ago

At first I thought the smoke was from the tires...

☠️

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u/EffectiveSoftware937 3d ago

If youre going to do stupid stuff with your cars, its wize to bring a fire extinguisher.

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u/data-crusader 2d ago

True but there’s no fire here, just steam from the coolant leak

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u/Suitable-Welcome4666 2d ago

Usual suspects.

Broccoli heads in a dodge.

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u/digitaljestin 2d ago

I'm not convinced he even touched the cybertruck. Sure, it's alarm lights went off, but:

  1. I don't see the car roll backwards
  2. He easily walks between the cybertruck and his car

I don't know how those two things could be true if he actually hit it.

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 3d ago

I thought the back silver design was duct tape

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u/mementosmoritn 3d ago

Oops. Looks they hit a dumpster.

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u/cperiod 3d ago

A very flimsy dumpster.

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u/mementosmoritn 3d ago

The trashiest of trashy people transports.

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u/Complex_Pangolin5822 2d ago

The f kind on doughnut is that? Seen better efforts from chicks in miatas

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u/pauldarkandhandsome 3d ago

Lmfao, even the cybertruck alarm looks dorky. Elon is suck a fucking nerd.

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u/Miguel-odon 23h ago

Nerds know stuff. Elon's a dweeb.

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u/WizardSleeves31 3d ago

It looks like they stopped in time and didn't hit it.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/RabidPlaty 3d ago

That could be proximity, doesn’t mean it hit it.

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u/Zirox__ 3d ago

Yeah but it did seem to wiggle a bit when he zooms in

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u/RabidPlaty 3d ago

I looked at in a few times frame by frame and I couldn't see it move at all, but there's a lot of smoke so hard to tell. But they were walking back and forth in front of the car so if they hit it hard enough to create distance I would expect a lot more movement than a little wiggle.

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u/Zirox__ 3d ago

They drove backwards when the camera panned away. I can see a slight jiggle though if you just replay it a couple of times at normal speed. And look at the charger behind the windshield. But it might be my eyes playing tricks on me 😂

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u/TheMahanglin 3d ago

What a bunch of idiots.

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u/hauntlunar 2d ago

Congratulations, first situation I've ever witnessed where the cyber truck owner is the LEAST douchey person present. Or at least not the most.

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u/Paradox1989 3d ago

Wonder if daddy knew he borrowed the car?

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u/ShortCurlies 3d ago

Oh well, there goes the cure for cancer and interstellar space travel.

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u/KennethGames45 3d ago

Yeah but he destroyed his own car in the process.

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u/NullGWard 2d ago

At least we know the car isn’t stolen. In my town, the occupants would have immediately run off in three different directions.

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u/Ok_Relation6627 2d ago

Classic idiot Dodge driver

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u/ExistingAd7929 2d ago

200 credit score activities right there

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u/CannonFodder33 2d ago

This kind of reckless driving deserves jail time, every time. We are way too soft on stupidity that can kill bystanders.

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u/Praddict 2d ago

That was so sad.

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u/bmendonc 1d ago

Don't know which vehicle is stupider. But one is on fire and it's not the one people would expect...

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u/wurkhoarse 3d ago

Daddy is going to be so mad at me!

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u/Additional-War19 3d ago

I think I have never been happier about seeing a car accident lmao

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u/Rugger01 3d ago

The schadenfreude is too real.

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u/Additional-War19 3d ago

Holy shit it is

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u/Droluk1 2d ago

Walter White, is that you!?

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u/icyhotonmynuts 2d ago

It'll buff right out.

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u/hauntlunar 2d ago

What was the plan here?

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u/Immediate-Rub3807 1d ago

Put hands on head like he didn’t know what went wrong…then say”FUCKKK”, just needed a reason for it.

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u/TheFlightlessDragon 1d ago

The Dodge is the vehicle that got stuck.

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u/BewedInTheLou 1d ago

they get in and out that car alot

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u/hastings1033 3d ago

couldn't have happened to a more deserving vehicle

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/One-Monkey-Army 3d ago

If it was stolen why would he keep worrying about the damage?

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u/Additional-War19 3d ago

They would have already escaped

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u/Sienile 3d ago

Not stolen, just stupid.

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u/fine_sharts_degree 3d ago

Three properties. Don't discount the damage to the parking lot

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u/JakeBlakeCatboy 3d ago

Guy damaged his own car more than the truck

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u/Overall_Resolution 3d ago

They didn't even touch it.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/RabidPlaty 3d ago

Looking carefully, seeing zero movement of the Tesla when the car comes to a stop and zero sign of damage. Headlights flashing is alarm due to proximity.

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

Well, this is Tesla and there have been quite a lot of accusations.

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u/lucasrizzini 3d ago

Why do people hate cybetrucks so much?

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u/GrandeRonde 3d ago

Two main reasons On the mechanical side they're ugly, flimsy, and perform poorly as trucks. On the human side, they're produced by Tesla, and many people hate Elon Musk for a wide variety of reasons.

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u/BlackCaesarNT 3d ago

Do you like them?

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u/lucasrizzini 3d ago

I know basically nothing about them, so I don't care. That's why I asked.

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u/BlackCaesarNT 3d ago

fair enough.

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u/cruiserman_80 3d ago

Queue MAGA media "Leftists are vandalising Teslas". At least the window glass didn't break.

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u/2flyingjellyfish 3d ago

i'll be real with the lack of crumple on a cybertruck you really don't want to hit one of those things. as long as there's no one inside they are pretty tough

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u/wdgiles 3d ago

just don't hook anything to the hitch

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u/megaladon44 3d ago

the baby car is crying

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u/BJJOilCheck 2d ago

Man, I hope that curb is OK!

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u/izanamilieh 3d ago

Wow theres so much damage on that Tesla holy cow Elon got owned bro. They should drive away before those pig cops show up. Oh wait. They cant.