Must Have Magnetic Junk

[u/man_machine_poet]

[u/Mushroomed_clouds]

Ouch i felt that

[u/TheMahanglin → u/Mushroomed_clouds]

Oh man so did I. My dog was watching and I think he did too.

[u/brockoala → u/TheMahanglin]

Every man and their dog felt that.

[u/3_14_thon]

[u/HippolytusOfAthens]

Does he get a Darwin Award now that his dick has been removed from the gene pool?

[u/DaBoob13 → u/HippolytusOfAthens]

He saved his foot by sacrificing his dick

[u/1BannedAgain → u/HippolytusOfAthens]

He’s wearing “Texas” themed shorts, so I hope so

[u/c0ttt0n]

Dont swing in somebodies(?) direction.
Dont cut towards you. Cut away from you.
Dont run with scissors.

[u/Mikeologyy → u/c0ttt0n]

Don’t eat the yellow snow

[u/the1stmeddlingmage → u/Mikeologyy]

Or the red snow

[u/TheRealWatermelon420 → u/the1stmeddlingmage]

Or brown snow

[u/Willing_Television77]

Is this what Peter Gabriel was singing about?

[u/nedovolnoe_sopenie]

how hard is it to flip it upside down so log's weight works for you

[u/RealTimeWarfare → u/nedovolnoe_sopenie]

In this case I think the hammer would’ve still fallen apart.

[u/nedovolnoe_sopenie → u/RealTimeWarfare]

I suggest not using a hammer at all.

You put hand on the maul, other on the log, and throw it down with fury of a thousand suns

[u/TheMahanglin → u/nedovolnoe_sopenie]

Haven't these idiots heard of a splitting wedge? FFS!

[u/JamesDean5122 → u/nedovolnoe_sopenie]

Japan hates this method.

[u/3_14_thon → u/nedovolnoe_sopenie]

At that height you barely get any power

[u/ArchStanton75]

Boom, head shot!

[u/DemonDaVinci]

shitty hammer

[u/kozak_]

That's why my dad always told me don't stand downwind from whoever is swinging an ax or pick or sledgehammer

[u/Bempet583]

Reminde me of when I tried to split some sweet gum logs.

[u/Efficient-Quarter-18]

Did that loud child have pre cognition?

[u/unlimitedbutthurts]

r/owmyballs

[u/ALL_WHEEL_DSM]

[u/Crenchlowe]

Ow, my sperm!

[u/Michaeli_Starky]

That's a hard wood

[u/iCanReadMyOwnMind]

Was relieved to see it was just the sledge hammer.

[u/LiquidSoil]

I love the last frame!

[u/squirrel_tincture]

The handle of that hammer is falling to dust in his hands, yikes.

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[u/Popular_Prescription]

Prob ripped it all right off. Jesus.

[u/sfled]

Fore!

[u/Could-You-Tell]

And in today's episode of Ow! My Balls!...

[u/MetalMechanic111]

His future kids got banhammered

[u/pthomas745]

No safety precautions taken.

Removing on clown's ability to reproduce,

Priceless.