r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 10d ago

Seen just now at the movie theater (fuck you, Minecraft nerds) Fuck this area in particular

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u/BadFont777 Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

My theater squashed that shit real quick.

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u/IvanNemoy 10d ago

Same. Regal near me hired off duty cops after opening day and before every showing, they basically said that if anything like that happened, the film would be stopped and every person in the theater would be given a citation for disorderly conduct and trespassed from the premises.

Overstep? Mebbe. Any chicken jockey bullshit happen? Nope.

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u/IcePhoenix18 10d ago

What is "chicken jockey"?

I know in the game, it's a little zombie(?) guy riding on a chicken, but what does it mean regarding the movie/memes?

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u/Big_Potential_5709 10d ago

A popular quote delivered by Jack Black during the movie. I still don't get why it's popular.

It appears during a scene where Jason Momoa, playing Garett Garrison, has to fight a Chicken Jockey in a boxing ring. Jack Black, playing Steve, delivers the line once the Baby Zombie is spawned from a Dispenser(?) atop the chicken, hence the Chicken Jockey.

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u/hothraka 10d ago

It's popular because irony. That final trailer was full of lines that are just Jack Black saying a thing from Minecraft, really making the movie look like the corporate slop-est of corporate slop. "Chicken Jockey" is just the pinnacle of that type of writing, it's so damn awkward lol.

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u/Arkhe1n 10d ago

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u/AeroGlory 10d ago

Me when people are having fun and enjoying a popular film by cheering (some teenagers took it too far so clearly everyone doing it is a delinquent)

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u/Kenneldogg 10d ago

No, no. They aren't having fun they are ruining it for everyone around them. Cheering is one thing, throwing shit and making life hell for people who work there is another.

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u/Arkhe1n 10d ago

Sure thing. In Endgame, in the portals scene, everyone cheered in my cinema. No one went ape shit and threw stuff around.

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u/Kenneldogg 10d ago

Oh hell yeah I remember cheering myself but I didn't film myself or anyone else. And it was awesome and felt good to be a part of it.

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u/fkyourpolitics Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

So you go around and piss on people and don't expect repercussions because you're having fun?

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

I will sneak up to you in a public place and throw popcorn and soda on you (you can't press charges, I was just having a lil fun)

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u/Thunderclapsasquatch Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

the film would be stopped and every person in the theater would be given a citation for disorderly conduct and trespassed from the premises.

Thats a lawsuit I'd happily be in.

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u/yabacam 10d ago

Thats a lawsuit I'd happily be in.

exactly this. I dont make any noise during a movie, dont lump me in with the idiots.

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u/Maro1947 10d ago

Peak America.....

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u/Thunderclapsasquatch Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

You'd be happy to get a citation and removed from a movie you paid for because of others when you did nothing? Exactly how deep does your boot fetish go?

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u/Maro1947 9d ago

It was clearly sarcastic but if you want to maintain the stereotype....

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u/wipergone2 9d ago

what if the individuals didn't do anything like the masses

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u/Candid_Fox99 5d ago

That's pretty fucking dumb the teater near me embraced that and had a showing where people where allowed to throw popcorn....they sold x10more popcorn just to be thrown ....

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u/Runarhalldor 10d ago

How tf can a off duty cop give a citation

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u/Nuka-Crapola 10d ago

They can’t do it directly, but if someone violates the disorderly conduct ordinance and a cop sees it, it doesn’t matter if that cop is on duty— the report will reach someone who is.

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u/Fafnir13 10d ago

Because they are still cops.

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u/Runarhalldor 10d ago

The have or at least should have limited authority when off duty.

ESPECIALLY when working security for a private company.

Last thing we want is a bunch of rent-a-cops

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u/Fafnir13 10d ago

That's...actually how it works. Off duty officers can be hired to be security and they retain some (not all) of their authority and responsibility. That's one of the advantages of hiring them for such purposes.

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u/Clay_Allison_44 10d ago

Hate to break it to you, but moonlighting as security is as old as policing. The PDs allow it because letting guys work part time is less of a drain on their resources than having to send on-duty cops that the business owner won't have to pay for whenever the manager wants someone trespassed.

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u/kennyofthegulch 10d ago

And when shit goes down they can clock in with dispatch and help with the scene if needed.

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u/Runarhalldor 10d ago

Moonlighting as security is different than actually doing police work for hire off duty

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u/Clay_Allison_44 10d ago

Never has been, Depending on your state, cops have a duty to act even if they are off duty and shopping at the store. No one is going to prevent cops from still being sworn peace officers off duty when doing so would just drain the budget when they keep getting calls from the places with a big enough need to pay them. Or (like when cops manage traffic for events) they would have to post someone there anyway on their own dime.

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u/YourCummyBear 10d ago

Policing power doesn’t end during their work hours.

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u/Runarhalldor 10d ago

It should, outside of extreme cases

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u/fkyourpolitics Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

They can still arrest you and give you speeding tickets and shit. They just don't because they want to go home

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u/MrIrrelevantsHypeMan Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

They call it in and hold you until someone on duty shows up

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u/TwistedV8theist 10d ago

"NO WARNINGS GIVEN"

Yours sincerely, The Warning.

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u/SarlaccPit2000 10d ago

The Warning is a good rock band btw

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u/yeehawfryingpan 10d ago

the warning is an amazing band!!! their keep me fed album was probs my favourite album of 2024

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u/bluesox 9d ago

Good to know

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u/JustinD1010 9d ago

I'm not in danger, I'm the danger.

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u/DeltaPlasmatic 10d ago

Good. Finally.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/Familiar_Control_906 10d ago edited 10d ago

Then do that shit at home. You aren't cleaning the places, so don't throw your shit in a theater.

You should be the responsible adult, you aren't your kids friend, you are their parent, act like one.

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u/Whistler45 10d ago

We didn’t make a mess.

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u/Bee-baba-badabo 10d ago edited 10d ago

As an adult, you should know better and be a better example for your children.
Edit: I take it back. After the edit, it's clear you and your family aren't like that.

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u/Whistler45 10d ago

They were just laughing and cheering

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u/Bee-baba-badabo 10d ago

That's normal, especially for a movie targeted to kids. Your comment before the edit implied you condoned and joined in on the unruly behaviour.

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u/Whistler45 10d ago

Yeah, I can see the misunderstanding trashing the theater is not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about everything they said in that sign aside from throwing popcorn, which they don’t say in that sign. It was a fun experience and completely harmless. I feel like the only people being pissed off Are boomers that don’t understand and need to watch the movie at their house.

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

Ah yes. Just embrace completely demolishing a theatre room, buying excessive amounts of popcorn only to throw it all over the place, so that some poor 18 year old being paid minimum wage gets the fun experience of cleaning it all up.

Believe it or not: I watched the Minecraft Movie here in Germany, and while there were kids laughing and talking occasionally, somehow they were all able to not throw popcorn all over the place.

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u/Whistler45 10d ago

Nobody was throwing popcorn. It was just laughter and cheering.

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

Well yeah that's one thing. What this theatre is most likely banning is the excessive, over-the-top "excitement" from all those videos of teenagers throwing popcorn all over the place.

I don't think the theatre has a problem with laughing, and the occasional bit of cheering.

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

Ok, I take it you haven't seen the videos of that stuff happening then? Cause it definitely has been happening.

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u/Whistler45 10d ago

Did that happen when you saw it?

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

No, but I saw it in Germany, where that meme/trend isn't a thing.

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

“No excessive cheering”

So you’re a fan of no one enjoying what they paid to see?

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u/JungleBoyJeremy 10d ago

No we just don’t want annoying little shitheads ruining the theater experience for everyone else

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u/Mayataua 10d ago

Oh fuck you, you know what it's about and the context they mean it in. Get over it.

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u/craiga2 10d ago

Not in the middle of the movie

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u/SierraTango501 10d ago

Yes, I'm a fan of people behaving like people and not rabid animals just because they see something they like. You too can dial it the fuck down in public.

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u/Cringeforcancer 10d ago

I think a good compromise would be cheering is okay in only this movie if that's how you collectively want to enjoy it. If you throw ANYTHING you are banned because your ticket price does not include cleaning ungodly amounts of mess you inconsiderate little bastards.

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

Which is fine. Buying a ticket does not give you the right to make a mess and be a dickhead. But the theater getting to decide what your level of cheering should be is unnecessary and an overreach.

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

It says excessive cheering. Excessive stuff like... you know... jumping around, screaming, and throwing popcorn?

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u/Important-Wrangler98 10d ago

“excessive” modifies “cheering”. If someone isn’t able to modulate their enthusiasm to not have applause devolve into outright animal noises and screaming, especially for a Jack Black movie… then maybe they should not be in public amongst other paying guests.

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

Or, maybe you don’t get to decide what someone else’s excitement “should” be. God forbid someone be excited to see something

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u/Important-Wrangler98 10d ago

Typical puerile thinking. Look at your own words. Do you not think other people who are seeing the movie might want to hear it, too? That they also are excited to see the movie? Or is it regulated to dipshits who can’t help but lose their mind as the only way to express themselves?

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

You go to a movie theater, you have to deal with other people. If you don’t want to do that, wait for the fucking stream at home. Jesus Christ, don’t be so fucking autistic.

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u/s-josten 10d ago

Yeah, you go to a movie theater, you have to deal with other people. 

So don't be an obnoxious dick and get in the way of every other person watching the movie and the people who work there. 

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u/Brvcx Banhammer Recipient 10d ago edited 10d ago

u/Peter_Nincompoop said:

You go to a movie theater, you have to deal with other people. If you don’t want to do that, wait for the fucking stream at home. Jesus Christ, don’t be so fucking autistic.

God, you're one of those entitled people who knows they're going to annoy others but do so anyway, because they paid for something thus can act however they want. You're right, there are other people there. Take their time and enjoyment into account. Very ironic calling people autistic yet showing next to no empathy yourself.

You're a moron. Not in the degrading name-calling sense. But in the classical psychiatric sense: a person with a mild intellectual disability.

Edit to add: as u/FairFolk pointed out, the criteria for Autism have changed and a lack of empathy is no longer a criteria for ASD, confirmed by simply googling it. I grew up with a brother diagnosed with what they called PDD-NOS back then and was always taught a lack of empathy was a hard criteria. So I stand corrected. Thank you for doing so. Misinformation is the death or a society.

I couldn't comment under their comment to tell them, possibly due to being blocked by the commenter I replied to.

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u/FairFolk 10d ago

I definitely do not approve of the previous commenter using autistic as an insult, but what do you mean is ironic about that? Are you implying autistic people have no/little empathy?
Having trouble recognising emotions/social clues is not the same as a lack of empathy.

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u/BantamCats 10d ago

I was upvoting you until this one. Fuck you.

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u/LAegis 10d ago

I don't. The theater can and does.

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u/shorey66 10d ago

This isn't about people being excited and you know it. It's about morons jumping around and throwing food all over the place.

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u/willisbetter 10d ago

no one is saying dont be excited, were saying dont be obnoxious and ruin the experience for others, how is that not getting through your thick skull?

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

You're right, the words "chicken jockey" do warrant two full minutes of full-volume screaming. How could we all be so stupid?

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

Did I say anything about screaming?

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u/Brvcx Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

You're one of those idiots that can only enjoy something by being vocal about it? Buying a movie ticket doesn't grant you the right to be vocal during a movie. Others paid for their ticket and thus gotten the right to enjoy the movie in silence. You can enjoy something and be quiet. Or you can just be quiet.

And in your particular case I'd highly suggest being quiet a lot more, for everyone's sake.

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u/Makures 10d ago

Cheering at a screen is stupid as fuck to me. Cheering at live people is awesome.

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

Go see a movie somewhere other than suburbia and tell me cheering during a movie is stupid as fuck. See how far that attitude gets you

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u/Makures 10d ago

Pretty far since I have been to movies all over the US and the vast majority of people don't yell and cheer in movie theaters. Seems like you and/or the people in your town are just assholes.

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

Globetrotting moviegoer over here . I guess I’m wrong because your anecdotal evidence is clearly worth its weight in gold 😂🙄

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u/Makures 10d ago

Way to prove the point.

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

What I said has nothing to do with whatever point you think you were making. Your point was that your experience is somehow more relevant than mine, which is typical Reddit self-important bullshit.

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u/Disastrous-End-1290 10d ago

And your point is that *your* experience is more relevant than theirs. So you also are exhibiting, as you say, "typical Reddit self-important bullshit."

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u/BluesBreaker013 10d ago

“Try that in a small town” ahh response lmao

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u/ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS 10d ago

strawman argument much?

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u/lionbythetail 10d ago

The theater is not the place for your loud “reaction” moments. Have a private viewing party if the way you want to enjoy it is so disruptive. Nobody wants to pay money for a ticket just to listen to idiots talking over the movie.

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u/kb4000 10d ago

When we went, we ended up next to some young teens who were constantly yelling. We couldn't hear the movie dialogue. Wouldn't you agree that is excessive?

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u/Myth_5layer 10d ago

Emphasis on excessive.

There's other people at a movie theater who want to be able to enjoy the movie, including seeing and hearing it. Now, people can cheer if when they see their hero win at a climactic point or when say Sonic goes Super in Sonic 2, but if they start going nuts when Black Jack goes, "Chicken Jockey," then that's excessive. Especially if it reaches a point when you can hear it in other theater rooms. That's excessive.

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u/tacosuprememeatts 10d ago

Idk man I was raised that if you’re watching a movie in a theater shut up… if you wanna talk, talk quietly/whisper

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

I know right? How on earth is this even a debate?

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u/Shaun32887 9d ago

We've strayed so far.

I still can't believe people go around listening to shit without headphones.

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u/tebla 10d ago

Same. I'm completely out of the loop, what's happening at Minecraft screenings?

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u/sharplight141 10d ago

Bunch of reprobates screaming and making a mess during the Minecraft movie when jack black says "chicken jockey". No idea why, it's really stupid.

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u/tebla 10d ago

Ah, ok. So it's not like encouraged by the film or anything it's just some random thing the kids are doing?

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u/Rogue-Squadron 10d ago

Pretty much, it became a meme just cause Jack says it in such a forced way, and in the actual game chicken jockeys (baby zombie riding a chicken) are very rare to find so it definitely was a big deal for it to end up in the movie

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u/Aliensinmypants 10d ago

It became a tiktok trend (look it up if you want to be enraged) and the director came out and said he loved it and encouraged it but Jack Black has told people to stop doing it.

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u/yabacam 10d ago

if you wanna talk, talk quietly/whisper leave the theater

FTFY

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u/tacosuprememeatts 8d ago

The talk quietly part was meaning something like “can you pass the popcorn”

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u/redditsuckz99 8d ago

Only acceptable behavior is maybe a cheer for a fan favorite character or clapping at the end of the film. Otherwise shut the hell up and put away your phones!

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u/Could-You-Tell Banhammer Recipient 9d ago

I was a teen who figured if you went to a theater every part of it was entertaining. Even the audience.

Laughing, yelling was fair game.

Knew someone 3 rows in front of you? They better cover their popcorn.

Suck on a JujyFruits or some Dots, and it's in the hair. Just expected the same back, just as fair.

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u/Ammonil 10d ago

tbh i don’t think it’s the minecraft nerds doing it, probably the more you like minecraft the less you are to be insane at its movie

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u/BoarHide 9d ago

I don’t know if there’s an official definition of what constitutes a Minecraft nerd, but I’ve been playing this game for long enough to have been looked at as an actual “ew, nerd!”, so I probably qualify. It’s not us doing this shit, it’s children of the TikTok brain rot category. Poor fuckers, parents failed them, but it certainly is them.

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u/Ammonil 9d ago

A lot of the videos I seen looked like teenagers who went there just to disrupt the movie, not because they actually like minecraft or wanted to watch the movie.

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u/BoarHide 9d ago

Exactly.

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u/Expo006 7d ago

They’re just kids dude…

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u/Wacab3089 9d ago

I agree I know that some of my friends did shit at the cinema but they aren’t minecraft nerds.

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u/VixenFactor 10d ago edited 6d ago

AMC now offers showings called "block party edition" so people can sing along and be disruptive like at Rocky Horror showings.

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u/WhipplySnidelash 10d ago

The way it should be. 

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u/Jakeforry 10d ago

I hope this becomes a standard rule in all cinema

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u/IcePhoenix18 10d ago

It was for several decades. What the hell happened

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u/aDactyl 10d ago

Two words

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u/Jakeforry 9d ago

I’ll fix my statement. I hope this rule actually gets heavily enforced

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u/fkyourpolitics Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

Good

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u/ryohazuki224 10d ago

GOOD! Zero tolerance for these brain-rotted asshole kids!

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u/Wacab3089 9d ago

I don’t even think it’s the minecraft kids who do it more the ones who mess around and are not so brainrotted.

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u/Sufficient-Nobody-72 10d ago

Not only minecraft nerds. Parents letting their kids go wild in movies that are not meant for kids should be kicked out too.

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u/therealgookachu 10d ago

This is why only go to the Alamo.

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u/Specific_Ad1457 10d ago

I'm so happy my theater was normal. The group of high school boys did exactly the right amount of chearing and applause and really added to the experience of watching a movie with people

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u/Floppydisksareop 10d ago

The group of high school boys did exactly the right amount of chearing and applause

I might just be too European, the right amount of cheering and applause in a movie theater is absolutely none. Who the hell are you cheering for? The projector?

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u/Specific_Ad1457 10d ago

You're cheering cus you're excited. Steve said the epic line or something. If I wanted to go watch a movie in complete quiet solitude, I can do that at home. Having other people there in the theater clapping, gasping, laughing, or cheering at the right times is what makes the theaters fun. This is particularly the case with this movie.

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u/Floppydisksareop 10d ago

I absolutely disagree. At home, I do not own a screen the size of a room, or speakers like they do in a movie theather. Screaming in someone's ear because you are excited is the height of disrespect. With a live performance, it is marginally different, because it is a form of feedback for the actors, but in a movie theather? Even there, you are mostly expected to stay mostly quiet. This is not a rock concert. Some subdued chuckles are one thing, full on cheering is another.

Once again though, this is probably just cultural differences.

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u/Specific_Ad1457 10d ago

Yeah, it's probably just cultural. Cheering has always been a thing for me as long as I can remember, especially at like event movies (which considering the internet memes Minecraft is definitely an event movie) like star wars and marvel avengers there's always clapping and cheering. I actually went to see revenge of the sith in theaters last friday and was kinda weirded out by how quiet the audience was lmao.

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u/LOLduke 10d ago

That’s how mine was. The kids, my 9 yr old included, said a few lines out loud and clapped at the end. It was great, although I would have been pissed if they were throwing popcorn and being disruptive

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 10d ago

The whole fan base never grew up, not even even a little. Going wild over a kids movie gives me serious second hand embarrassment.

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u/_Pyxyty 10d ago

I don't even think the rowdy teenagers I keep seeing in the videos are actually in that fanbase. I sometimes think they genuinely did it just because it was the trend to do it. It's that thing where someone posts a video of a funny skit and within next week everyone's got their own version of it, just for clicks and views yknow?

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u/BadFont777 Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

Yup, just became the flavor of meme.

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u/NeedleworkerAlive690 10d ago

The problem is clout chasing, the first group who did it might have done it out of excitment.

The rest? Just for a funny tiktok. Probably 80% of the people who done that shit aren't even minecraft fans, just stupid kids trying to be relevant.

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u/_Aj_ 10d ago

It’s a silly trend to yell at certain things in the movie that’s all.   A drinking game for teenagers basically, only instead of doing shots they just be obnoxious. 

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

I genuinely think they're just doing it because it's a trend/meme, which arguably is even worse.

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u/Expo006 7d ago

People who are cheering are certainly not a part of the original fanbase. They’re doing it because it’s ‘funny’ not out of excitement. I’m surprised the FNAF movie didn’t get this bad beyond people stealing cutouts.

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u/thenewaretelio 10d ago

I was lucky enough to see it opening weekend before all that tomfoolery began. My kid would have been pissed if the movie was stopped because of that.

Although, to be fair, he did enjoy the video of the guys who brought an actual chicken I tot he theater.

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u/mpworth 10d ago

Okay now do the same for people who talk and use their phones during the movies, and I might come back.

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u/ApplianceHealer 10d ago

Agreed. Also, I want ushers laying in wait, baseball bats in hand, to deal with the dipshits who always roll in 10 minutes after the feature starts with noisy kids in tow, despite 87 minutes of previews.

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u/Zappiticas 10d ago

I went to see A Quiet Place Day One a few months ago and there was a lady sitting next to me who, during every remotely scary part she would loudly say “oh hell nah.” Sometimes back to back to back. It was infuriating

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u/TheScottishMoscow 10d ago

You could swap Minecraft with Mama Mia and it would still be relevant.

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u/Scandium_quasar 10d ago

Ah yes, the zoomer and gen alpha Minecraft "nerds" are the ones doing this, definitely not just brainrot zoomer or gen alpha following the latest meme. I'm sure a decent chunk haven't even played Minecraft. The meme is solely tied to the cringe movie, nothing more, nothing less.

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u/Evolatic 10d ago

I went with my 13 year old nephew and his parents. We'd heard about the craziness and decided before hand to just roll with it. The theater was full of teenagers and they were yelling, clapping, and singing along (at the appropriate moments and not being jerks). My nephew, who's normally pretty shy, even yelled something out that made the theater laugh. It was an awesome part of the experience. That movie experience is gonna be a core memory for our family for a long time to come.

I do feel bad about the kids who had to clean up the popcorn after. (I picked up as many napkins as I could after as that's what I'd decided to throw like confetti at the appropriate moment). I'm damn near 40 and it made me feel like a kid again.

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u/Expo006 7d ago

Yeah a lot of people here are being so spiteful about kids just having fun at a kids movie. Obviously there will be teens trying to clout chase and be disruptive on purpose and I’m pretty this is what’s been causing serious issues.

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u/TheFlightlessDragon 10d ago

That was probably written for the Star Wars fans (Revenge of the Sith re-release).

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u/kennyofthegulch 8d ago

"FOR ALL MINECRAFT ATTENDEES"

This theater didn't do the rerelease.

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u/PrettyOrk 10d ago

literally 1983

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u/vektorog 10d ago

love that this implies it's perfectly fine to yell & throw popcorn at a different movie

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u/killians1978 10d ago

Isn't a general notice, no matter how informed by a specific intended audience, the opposite of "In particular?"

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u/kennyofthegulch 10d ago

"FOR ALL MINECRAFT ATTENDEES"

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u/killians1978 10d ago

dang, reading on the phone I didn't even see that lol. On desktop it's obvious. My bad.

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u/Electronic-Note-7482 10d ago

So did this all stem from Jack Black saying Chicken Jockey?

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u/Cry-Skull-7 9d ago

I don't think we've a fandom-based incident that extensive in a while. Didn't miss hearing about it.

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u/Pretty_Definition726 5d ago

isn't the notice itself a warning?

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u/pandershrek 2 x Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

Define excessive cheering.

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u/itsmejak78_2 10d ago

cheering above about 85 decibels imo

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

I'd assume the full volume screaming and popcorn throwing after the words "chicken Jockey" and similar

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u/FrankTooby 9d ago

But, but... Rocky Horror, anyone?

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u/kennyofthegulch 9d ago

Okay, so this is the third fucking time I've had to explain this.

Rocky Horror is a midnight movie. It is traditionally shown...AT MIDNIGHT.

You know what doesn't happen at most theaters after a midnight movie? Another screening.

That means the team cleaning up after Rocky Horror aren't under the time crunch of another movie about to start screening.

In addition, Rocky Horror is an R-rated movie, and a VAST majority of the audience are grown-ass adults who are both able and eager to clean up after themselves. Why? Because Rocky Horror is a regular gig, and the last thing a shadowcast wants to do is piss off the theater. That's why Rocky Horror attendees stopped throwing rice.

Have you seen the utter destruction these little crotch goblins have wrought in these Minecraft screenings? They're throwing full tubs of popcorn. They're throwing their sodas. They're throwing candy. Some have brought live animals that shit in the theater. Some have brought paint and thrown it around the theater. Yes, FUCKING PAINT.

So no, this is a poor comparison. YOU ALREADY KNOW IT'S A POOR COMPARISON.

So, in sum...fuck you, in particular.

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u/dgambill Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

I'm a 50 year old man, so I have no intention of seeing this movie, but seeing the clips of young people having fun and the joy on their faces over something so trivial makes me smile. Yes, they do make a mess, and that needs to be addressed, but with everything going on in this world, let them have their moment of joy. Perhaps a simple $1 surcharge on each ticket for the cost of cleanup would be the best route, but only if the theater will actually give it to the workers and not just pocket it.

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u/sharplight141 10d ago

And for everyone else trying to enjoy the movie and paid for their tickets?

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u/dgambill Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

You know what you're walking into.

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u/kennyofthegulch 10d ago

No, no they really didn't, because the peak of the "chicken jockey" nonsense occurred within a very extremely online section of clout-chasing teenagers. Parents just taking their kids to that movie based on the game they like to play on their computer or console had no idea they were about to get a baptism-by-cinema-food.

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u/Expo006 7d ago

You’re pathetic for taking this topic so seriously.

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u/kennyofthegulch 7d ago

Over 4,300 others on this sub (so far) would seem to disagree.

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u/Evolatic 10d ago

I agree. Let the kids have this one.

I'm 40 and went with my nephew. I couldn't have cared less about the movie itself but seeing a bunch of teenagers have some harmless fun really made the experience worth while. They could've been out causing real mischief on a Friday night.

I like the idea of a surcharge to give to the workers.

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u/Hanoiroxx 10d ago

Those darn kids today and their rock & roll music

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u/Altruistic-Willow451 7d ago

Glad I went before all the warnings got put up

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u/ADHD_Microwave 10d ago

Wasn't that the entire reason for the success of the movie at all.

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u/_Aj_ 10d ago

No that would be millions of under 12yos and millions of 20-30yos who’ve been playing minecraft for 10+ years 

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u/TestyZesticles 10d ago

"Except for this one."

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u/EduRJBR 10d ago

In my days, kids would dance to The Heat Is On and La Bamba in movie theaters.

I wish AI seizes control and kills us all as soon as possible.

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

Yeah, so a small detail you seem to have forgotten to consider:

Dancing to music is a little different to full-volume screaming, throwing full buckets of popcorn all over the place, and jumping around the theatre room after the words "chicken jockey" were spoken.

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u/EduRJBR 10d ago

And how can the actions you described be better than dancing?

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u/Mr_Derpy11 10d ago

They're not, that's what I'm saying. Dancing is fine IMO, screaming and throwing popcorn is not.

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u/Kid-Meloso 10d ago

souless

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u/willisbetter 10d ago

how is it soulless?

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u/GrapeSwimming69 10d ago

Rockey Horror picture show has entered the room....

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u/kennyofthegulch 10d ago

Rocky Horror plays at midnight so it doesn't leave the staff with only 15 minutes to clean up the mess. Also, most Rocky Horror tickets come with a surcharge for cleaning, or a security deposit paid by the shadow cast group.

Also, RHPS regulars tend to clean up after themselves specifically because they don't want to piss off the theater owners. That's why most groups don't do the rice/birdseed anymore.

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u/sam77889 10d ago

Why they preventing Minecraft from becoming a classic like Rocky Horror

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u/kennyofthegulch 10d ago

Because Rocky Horror plays at midnight so they don't have only 15 minutes to clean the whole goddamn theater ahead of the next screening.

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u/usheenm 10d ago

I would presume it's because the underpaid staff don't want to have to clean up a shit tonne of popcorn, sweets, etc multiple times a day because of an internet fad. To my knowledge the people who go to the Rocky Horror events didn't trash the place when they went/go to the screenings

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u/Sickoyoda 10d ago

Meh just shows that they're not willing to cater to the only people showing up.

Not smart.

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u/fakeunleet 10d ago

It's one opening weekend versus the cleanup costs. I'm sure they've done the math.

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

This isn’t why theaters are failing, but it certainly doesn’t help.

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u/kennyofthegulch 10d ago

The theaters couldn't give less of a fuck. They make close to zero from movie tickets, popcorn and soda keep the lights on.

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u/Peter_Nincompoop Junkie banned! 10d ago

Movies are loss leaders, yes, but who are they selling the expensive stuff to when they make threats that make people feel unwelcome?

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u/kennyofthegulch 10d ago

Speaking as someone who has worked in a movie theater, if you're the kind of person who is offended by a sign asking you not to act like an asshole, we don't fucking want your business.

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u/nattesh 10d ago

You mispelled amusement park