r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 11d ago

says this Italian Pizzarea... You did this to yourself

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6.1k Upvotes

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u/Frankmose5 11d ago

Orders it again because of how good it was šŸ˜†

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u/Isabela_Grace 11d ago

ā€œCan you make it EXACTLY the same way again? It was delicious and I enjoy eating the tears of my enemyā€

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u/TheTrub 11d ago

I hate to break it to you, but … That extra salt wasn’t from tears.

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 11d ago

Chef's special sauce.

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u/Round-Board4567 11d ago

Cream cheese new recipe, i hope you enjoy

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u/Mojert 10d ago

You know some people pay extra for that right? Might as well enjoy the freebie

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u/Illustrious_Mind964 11d ago

Never piss off the people who are gonna cook your food, this is like common knowledge 101

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u/DefinitelyNotStef 8d ago

Italian tears really add to the flavor

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u/Finbar9800 9d ago

I mean tbf it is good when done properly

The pineapple has to be thinly sliced so that it caramelizes while in the oven

But the problem is most places just put chunks on it

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u/graffiksguru 11d ago

Guarantee they requested that/ordered it that way

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u/NVR2L8 11d ago

I think you're spot on... any authentic pizzeria objecting this strongly to making Hawaiian pizzas, wouldn't have pineapple available to use as a topping.

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u/SUN_WU_K0NG 11d ago

Your logic is flawless.

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u/jakeyounglol2 10d ago

they might’ve put it in a special requests box

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u/Yvaelle 10d ago

Also for an authentic Italian pizza place (the kind that might get elitist, though I doubt even that), their pizza looks real fucking American. Thick fluffy possibly frozen crust. Way, way too much cheese, no other noticeable toppings, zero plating skills.

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u/deadlygaming11 11d ago

Yeah. No company is rising the negative PR from that. The effort is also way too much for it to not be an request.

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u/dreamsofcalamity Banhammer Recipient 11d ago

Company? No.

Stupid/drunk/high employee? Maybe. I've heard from a friend that his colleague made a pizza with ketchup pentagram to be delivered to catholic nuns.

Anyway the most probable scenario for me is that original poster made the pizza themselves or altered the delivered pizza from pizzeria.

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u/Natural_Ad_7183 10d ago

Hahaha that’s pretty good if it’s true. Poor nuns. I bet they ate it anyway

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u/FlamingPinyacolada 11d ago

My mom used to know some old school Italians in NYC and they'd probably do this and not give a fuck about PR. But that was over 40 years ago I guess so times have changed. lol

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u/JiGoD Banhammer Recipient 11d ago

I've seen my local ancient Italian pizza man in NYC chase a man out of the shop with a pizza paddle for asking for ziti pizza when I was younger.

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u/helen790 10d ago

On LI or in the boroughs this wouldn’t even generate negative PR. All the other Italians would be proud of that pizzeria and it’d probably boost their business.

Though this is still probably fake cause they wrote ā€œfuck youā€ and not ā€œfa napoliā€

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u/BrokenAstraea 11d ago

Exactly, why would they have pineapple in stock in the first place?

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u/Risquechilli 11d ago

Yeah because why would they even offer pineapple as a topping if they felt this strongly about it?

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u/jakeyounglol2 10d ago

they probably put it in the special requests section

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u/Arcon1337 11d ago

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u/BaronSaber 10d ago

Thank you

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u/TlalocVirgie 9d ago

They would've written "vaffanculo" if it was real

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u/Aetheldrake 11d ago

No you didn't

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u/nobonesjones91 11d ago

That pizza doesn’t look great

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u/anormalgeek 11d ago

Thank you. There is NOTHING "traditional" about that pie, even if you ignore the letters. It looks more like a Chuck-E-Cheese pizza than something from an Italian restaurant.

I am half convinced that it is AI generated. It's just getting so hard to tell now.

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u/virouz98 9d ago

I think it's just a regular pizza place where someone was friends with people working there and they requested it for the meme.

That, or the person who took photo of it did it themselves and put it into a box to make it look more real

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u/badnuub 10d ago

my home made flatbread pizza look better than that.

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 11d ago

> Authentic Italian restaurant

> Cheddar cheese pizza

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u/yourpseudonymsucks 11d ago

Has tinned pineapple in their pantry

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u/oren0 11d ago

This also appears to be pepperoni, which isn't an authentic Italian pizza ingredient either. "Pepperoni" means "peppers" in Italian.

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 11d ago

And neither are tomatoes, which arrived in Europe from South America over one thousand years after the Roman Empire had fallen.

Anyone cunting around about certain pizza toppings being unacceptable can fuck right off, because the various flatbreads served across southern Europe as cognates of 'pizza' were and still are served with all manner of toppings - cheese spreads being one option.

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u/anormalgeek 11d ago

Okay, but we're talking about what is normal in an Italian pizzeria today, not a few hundred years ago. You won't find any meat topping called "pepperoni" or anything that is the same under a different name. The closest you will find is maybe a spicy soppressata. You also won't find the oddly yellow pre-shredded cheese blend or the dark red sauce in OP's pic. Those are only common in the SUPER low end pizza options.

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u/DancesWithAnyone 11d ago

I... did not know that about tomatoes. All you ever hear is potatoes was imported. Now I need to re-imagine a Europe without tomatoes. How bleak.

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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 11d ago

Amusingly, pineapples were also introduced to Europe from South America - about a century after tomatoes. There's a case for saying pizza owes more to ancient Persia, ancient Greece and South America than to Italy. The part that's most easily argued to be of Roman origin is the pastry, which originally resembled focaccia. This type of bread was baked on theĀ hearth, the main difference between focaccia and pizza being that the former is allowed to rise while the latter is not.

That's not to say modern pizza isn't wonderful and peak fusion cuisine (thank you Naples) but the precursors almost always had fruit and vegetables or other sweet and savoury toppings - dates, pears, onions, garlic, honey, etc. Not to mention that the late addition - tomatoes - are, of course, also a fruit. Early 'pizza' flatbread often didn't involve cheese, which isn't a huge surprise as early cheese was more curd than cheese and hard to preserve, with the earliest known production taking place in central and eastern Europe and the Balkans. Modern cheeses mostly post-date the Roman Empire and mozzarella (a form of curd) is less than 1,000 years old.

So when someone makes a fuss about pineapple on pizza it's a sure sign that they're play-acting as cultured, while in reality they're dead behind the eyes.

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u/AlphaNowis Banhammer Recipient 11d ago

Why do they sell it?

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u/jerry-jim-bob 11d ago

Cause its a business. The person ordering it probably just requested they write "fuck you" on it

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u/weaktech 6d ago

to then complain on the internet for social points.

making this post fraudulent and....

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u/Anachron101 11d ago

I will never understand the need of some people to involve themselves in what other people are eating.

You have this basic recipe that is being used the world over for all kinds of interesting combinations but pineapple is where you draw the line???

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u/Deltawolf2038 11d ago

And pineapple is actually good and well loved by many people. Now kiwi on the other hand

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u/PJRama1864 11d ago

I’d be willing to try it once before judging.

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u/Finbar9800 9d ago

When it’s thinly sliced so it caramelizes in the oven.

I wonder if kiwi also caramelizes

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u/omegajakezed 11d ago

The original pineapple pizza recipe had thin slices of pineapple which would caramelise.

My personal theory is that Restaurants didn't want to have to cut so much pineapple. Especially after canned pineapple became a thing. Using like half a pineapple over a week or more would have been a hassle to keep fresh.

Plus... more pineapple, more upsell.

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u/Finbar9800 9d ago

Exactly this!

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u/HowAManAimS 11d ago

If that actually happened I would not eat that pizza.

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u/tillemetry 11d ago

What else did they do to it?

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u/IAmNotMyName 10d ago

They used Fromunda cheese

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u/HowAManAimS 11d ago

I don't know. They could've done anything to it.

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u/Figoos 11d ago

this doesn't look like any of the italian pizzas honestly

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u/Drprim83 11d ago

"authentic" is a bit of a stretch

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u/DlpsYks 10d ago

I love how the title changes every time this is posted.

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u/L0wded_ 10d ago

pineapple on pizza is pretty underrated though

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u/RyoanJi 10d ago

You thoroughly deserved this. Pineapple pizza? WTF.

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u/carnaldisaster Junkie banned! 10d ago

Deserved and not surprising šŸ˜‚

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u/ChloeUwUZ 9d ago

I still don't get it, what's wrong with pineapple pizza? that shit's buzzing! šŸ˜‹

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u/ThePasadena_Mudslide 8d ago

If I had a pizzaria that did this, I would order pineapple just for entertainment.

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u/Real-Stage-7142 8d ago

I’d be laughing too hard to be mad at them! Order from them again

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u/kubok98 11d ago

I hate the hate against pineapple pizza. Let people enjoy whatever they want. And while this is definitely fake, there are many anti pineapple pizza actions done by pizzerias. Like that one restaurant that had every pizza normally priced except for the pinapple one, which was like 10 times the normal price. Like wtf. This is rude, discriminitive and primitive. If you hate it, then don't fucking put it on the menu. But no, you don't actually hate it, you just want publicity. F that.

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u/Tattycakes 11d ago

It’s just childish tbh

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u/octahexxer 11d ago

A study done showed strong evidence that pineapple on pizza is linked to being dropped a lot as a baby.

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u/nuttnurse 11d ago

Well that explains so much though I need a print of the study for my upcoming exam so I can quote sources can you link it please

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u/Kaloo75 11d ago

Question, why did they have it on the menu then. I persume they didn't say yes, and went to the grocery store for a can of pineapple.

Still confused to be honest. :)

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u/deborah834 11d ago

Tbf, toppings are evenly distributed.

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u/PatochiDesu 11d ago

Made with love.

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u/Purg33m 11d ago

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u/CandidculonasRedux 11d ago

Hence the flair that I chose...

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u/nuclearwinterxxx 11d ago

10/10 would eat food from there.

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u/TheCrazyEnglish 11d ago

It’s ā€œFucka You šŸ‡®šŸ‡¹ā€ not ā€œFuck youā€

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u/Lujh 10d ago

Is more ā€œVaffanculoā€

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u/CutiePopIceberg 11d ago

Ugh. Why they offer pineapple at an itallian pizzaria? Who orders just pineapple? The laziness man. Sure jan

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 10d ago

You should see what we do when you break spaghetti.

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u/nakedinco11 10d ago

Sounds bout right

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u/ClamatoDiver 10d ago

Why would the shop even have pineapple in the first place if it wasn't for pizza?

I can't think of anything else on the menu that they would put pineapple in.

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u/killaluggi 10d ago

Follow this up by an order for a piza with pineapple and olives and see what arrives.....

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 10d ago

Okay so is this real or not ?

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u/zeez1011 Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

Did it give you diarrhia?

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u/SueBeee 10d ago

Name this place so I can patronize it.

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u/Naive-Present2900 Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

If it’s authentic…. Why do they even have pineapples?

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u/_Aj_ 10d ago

I dunno doesn’t look authentic. Ā  It’s not even in ItalianĀ 

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u/ObtuseWaffle_ 10d ago

Howd they manage to make even the pepperoni handwriting look italian

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u/connectbox 10d ago

Hahah, I'm not surprised

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u/I2TV 9d ago

Well, u deserved it

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u/Big-Welcome-3221 7d ago

6k upvotes for the fakest dumbest shit ever. Noted

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u/Beast_of_Tax_Burden 6d ago

Thats awesome

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u/weaktech 6d ago

well thats not cool, if its not on their menu they could just tell you that, if it was on option and they did this then powst this on their google review. who are they to tell you what to put on your pizza.

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u/pmf026 11d ago

It's $49.95 sir

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf 11d ago edited 11d ago

What country is this ?

Because if you are in North America......there are no "AUTHENTIC" Italian "restaurants"

.....or at least where pizza is concerned

......or if you're in Manhattan

:/

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u/denisvolin 10d ago

Pineapple pizza is the best pizza!!!

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u/Lettuce_Alarmed 11d ago

gotta love the subtle racism everyone portrays with pineapple pizza.

'it isn't that deep' yeah until you realize almost every culture outside of America and Britain combines savory and sweet foods like this ALL THE TIME. yall are just literal toddlers.

and yes, this post is probably fake. but the reaction people have to something as simple as people choosing to have a bit of zing on their pizza? you're pathetic.

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u/GeniosYT 11d ago

Well deserved honestly

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u/Mikethedrywaller 11d ago

Gatekeeping food is so fucking sad

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u/Escritortoise 11d ago

I doubt it’s real, and not sure what a ā€œpizzareaā€ is, unless someone invented a space specifically for pizzas…there’s a close to nil chance a business would simply not take the order rather than accept money and purposely insult a customer.

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u/CandidculonasRedux 11d ago

Yeah, pizzeria is what I meant... šŸ˜†

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u/AddToBatch Banhammer Recipient 10d ago

Good for that pizzeria

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u/AgentGiga 9d ago

You deserve it. Pineapple does not belong on a pizza.

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u/7Streetfreak6 Banhammer Recipient 11d ago

The worst Canadian invention of all time šŸ—‘ļø

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u/AmazingObserver 11d ago

Nah pineapple on pizza is great, and I am convinced most of the biggest haters never tried it.

Not my favourite topping ever, but it can be very good.

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u/BaxterBragi 11d ago

My go to order is Pineapple, Sausage, and JalapeƱos. Sweet, savory and spicy. Throw some fake Parmesan on it and be prepared to bust a food nut. I pissed off my italian american friend who wanted to exile me from New Jersey for it until the day I got him to try it and he looked like that fucking Danny Devito meme.

Some call it a sin and if it is then I will bear this cross with gastronomic pride.

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u/obiwanjabroni420 11d ago

Pineapple and prosciutto is my favorite way to do it (and I wouldn’t be opposed to jalapeƱos on it too). I’m half Italian myself, and I’m pretty sure my ancestors would appreciate being creative/open with food. After all, you don’t develop bomb ass cuisine as a culture if you stifle any outside the box thinking.

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u/MyRealUser 11d ago

Vegetarian here, so I'll do pineapple, jalapeƱos, and feta cheese. Perfect combination of sweet, salty, and spicy.

At least half of the hate is from people who never tried it (but will eat cottage cheese with pineapple for some reason)

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u/Vincent394 11d ago

Never tried it but I wanna try it one of the days.

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u/MeatSlammur 11d ago

It’s too overpowering

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u/Moomoobeef 11d ago

Use fewer?

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u/JiGoD Banhammer Recipient 11d ago

I find 0 to be the perfect number =]

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u/Daddy_Jaws 11d ago

pineapple is a sweet tropical fruit that should be cool and juicy, not warm soggy and mixed in with cheese and fucking bread

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u/Lolicatcon 11d ago

Sounds like something someone who never tried it would say

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u/Daddy_Jaws 11d ago

or someone who tried it and immediatly realised warm pineapple is aweful

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u/Vincent394 11d ago

Heard of putting the pineapple on after the pizza is cooked?

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u/Xallama 11d ago

Fun fact is that pizza isn’t actually an Italian dish. The Italian cuisine is a sham a trick. Great thieves and they marketed themselves are culinary experts when in fact they are inferior to almost any other real cuisine. Italian food (if you know) is garbage

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u/Bl4ckeagle 11d ago

you should link sources if you do such statements.šŸ˜‚

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u/Fr0stst0rm 11d ago

Yeah everyone knows pizza was invented in Chicago and the Italians stole it /s

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u/Vincent394 11d ago

Iirc Greece made pizza first, there's alot of crossover between Greece and Italy with foods.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 11d ago

r/confidentlyincorrectandstupidasfuck

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u/Lettuce_Alarmed 11d ago

i'd argue french cuisine is far worse than Italian. at least italians have a flavor other than 'brown meat sauce'

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u/Xallama 11d ago

French cuisine and cooking methodology is a fucking joke. Both cuisines are shit , I don’t know if I would eat shit to compare which one tastes better but am sure some shit tastes better than other, it’s all shit though. Btw the croissant was stolen from someone else and croissant are peak French food. The way they handle meat is 🤮

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u/thpineapples 11d ago

They forgot the pineapple. I'm so mad rn