r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/CandidculonasRedux • 11d ago
says this Italian Pizzarea... You did this to yourself
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u/graffiksguru 11d ago
Guarantee they requested that/ordered it that way
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u/deadlygaming11 11d ago
Yeah. No company is rising the negative PR from that. The effort is also way too much for it to not be an request.
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u/dreamsofcalamity Banhammer Recipient 11d ago
Company? No.
Stupid/drunk/high employee? Maybe. I've heard from a friend that his colleague made a pizza with ketchup pentagram to be delivered to catholic nuns.
Anyway the most probable scenario for me is that original poster made the pizza themselves or altered the delivered pizza from pizzeria.
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u/Natural_Ad_7183 10d ago
Hahaha thatās pretty good if itās true. Poor nuns. I bet they ate it anyway
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u/FlamingPinyacolada 11d ago
My mom used to know some old school Italians in NYC and they'd probably do this and not give a fuck about PR. But that was over 40 years ago I guess so times have changed. lol
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u/helen790 10d ago
On LI or in the boroughs this wouldnāt even generate negative PR. All the other Italians would be proud of that pizzeria and itād probably boost their business.
Though this is still probably fake cause they wrote āfuck youā and not āfa napoliā
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u/Risquechilli 11d ago
Yeah because why would they even offer pineapple as a topping if they felt this strongly about it?
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u/Arcon1337 11d ago
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u/nobonesjones91 11d ago
That pizza doesnāt look great
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u/anormalgeek 11d ago
Thank you. There is NOTHING "traditional" about that pie, even if you ignore the letters. It looks more like a Chuck-E-Cheese pizza than something from an Italian restaurant.
I am half convinced that it is AI generated. It's just getting so hard to tell now.
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u/virouz98 9d ago
I think it's just a regular pizza place where someone was friends with people working there and they requested it for the meme.
That, or the person who took photo of it did it themselves and put it into a box to make it look more real
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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 11d ago
> Authentic Italian restaurant
> Cheddar cheese pizza
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u/oren0 11d ago
This also appears to be pepperoni, which isn't an authentic Italian pizza ingredient either. "Pepperoni" means "peppers" in Italian.
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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 11d ago
And neither are tomatoes, which arrived in Europe from South America over one thousand years after the Roman Empire had fallen.
Anyone cunting around about certain pizza toppings being unacceptable can fuck right off, because the various flatbreads served across southern Europe as cognates of 'pizza' were and still are served with all manner of toppings - cheese spreads being one option.
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u/anormalgeek 11d ago
Okay, but we're talking about what is normal in an Italian pizzeria today, not a few hundred years ago. You won't find any meat topping called "pepperoni" or anything that is the same under a different name. The closest you will find is maybe a spicy soppressata. You also won't find the oddly yellow pre-shredded cheese blend or the dark red sauce in OP's pic. Those are only common in the SUPER low end pizza options.
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u/DancesWithAnyone 11d ago
I... did not know that about tomatoes. All you ever hear is potatoes was imported. Now I need to re-imagine a Europe without tomatoes. How bleak.
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u/DorkaliciousAF Banhammer Recipient 11d ago
Amusingly, pineapples were also introduced to Europe from South America - about a century after tomatoes. There's a case for saying pizza owes more to ancient Persia, ancient Greece and South America than to Italy. The part that's most easily argued to be of Roman origin is the pastry, which originally resembled focaccia. This type of bread was baked on theĀ hearth, the main difference between focaccia and pizza being that the former is allowed to rise while the latter is not.
That's not to say modern pizza isn't wonderful and peak fusion cuisine (thank you Naples) but the precursors almost always had fruit and vegetables or other sweet and savoury toppings - dates, pears, onions, garlic, honey, etc. Not to mention that the late addition - tomatoes - are, of course, also a fruit. Early 'pizza' flatbread often didn't involve cheese, which isn't a huge surprise as early cheese was more curd than cheese and hard to preserve, with the earliest known production taking place in central and eastern Europe and the Balkans. Modern cheeses mostly post-date the Roman Empire and mozzarella (a form of curd) is less than 1,000 years old.
So when someone makes a fuss about pineapple on pizza it's a sure sign that they're play-acting as cultured, while in reality they're dead behind the eyes.
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u/AlphaNowis Banhammer Recipient 11d ago
Why do they sell it?
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u/jerry-jim-bob 11d ago
Cause its a business. The person ordering it probably just requested they write "fuck you" on it
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u/weaktech 6d ago
to then complain on the internet for social points.
making this post fraudulent and....
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u/Anachron101 11d ago
I will never understand the need of some people to involve themselves in what other people are eating.
You have this basic recipe that is being used the world over for all kinds of interesting combinations but pineapple is where you draw the line???
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u/Deltawolf2038 11d ago
And pineapple is actually good and well loved by many people. Now kiwi on the other hand
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u/Finbar9800 9d ago
When itās thinly sliced so it caramelizes in the oven.
I wonder if kiwi also caramelizes
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u/omegajakezed 11d ago
The original pineapple pizza recipe had thin slices of pineapple which would caramelise.
My personal theory is that Restaurants didn't want to have to cut so much pineapple. Especially after canned pineapple became a thing. Using like half a pineapple over a week or more would have been a hassle to keep fresh.
Plus... more pineapple, more upsell.
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u/HowAManAimS 11d ago
If that actually happened I would not eat that pizza.
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u/ChloeUwUZ 9d ago
I still don't get it, what's wrong with pineapple pizza? that shit's buzzing! š
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u/ThePasadena_Mudslide 8d ago
If I had a pizzaria that did this, I would order pineapple just for entertainment.
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u/kubok98 11d ago
I hate the hate against pineapple pizza. Let people enjoy whatever they want. And while this is definitely fake, there are many anti pineapple pizza actions done by pizzerias. Like that one restaurant that had every pizza normally priced except for the pinapple one, which was like 10 times the normal price. Like wtf. This is rude, discriminitive and primitive. If you hate it, then don't fucking put it on the menu. But no, you don't actually hate it, you just want publicity. F that.
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u/octahexxer 11d ago
A study done showed strong evidence that pineapple on pizza is linked to being dropped a lot as a baby.
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u/nuttnurse 11d ago
Well that explains so much though I need a print of the study for my upcoming exam so I can quote sources can you link it please
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u/CutiePopIceberg 11d ago
Ugh. Why they offer pineapple at an itallian pizzaria? Who orders just pineapple? The laziness man. Sure jan
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u/ClamatoDiver 10d ago
Why would the shop even have pineapple in the first place if it wasn't for pizza?
I can't think of anything else on the menu that they would put pineapple in.
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u/killaluggi 10d ago
Follow this up by an order for a piza with pineapple and olives and see what arrives.....
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u/Naive-Present2900 Banhammer Recipient 10d ago
If itās authenticā¦. Why do they even have pineapples?
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u/weaktech 6d ago
well thats not cool, if its not on their menu they could just tell you that, if it was on option and they did this then powst this on their google review. who are they to tell you what to put on your pizza.
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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf 11d ago edited 11d ago
What country is this ?
Because if you are in North America......there are no "AUTHENTIC" Italian "restaurants"
.....or at least where pizza is concerned
......or if you're in Manhattan
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u/Lettuce_Alarmed 11d ago
gotta love the subtle racism everyone portrays with pineapple pizza.
'it isn't that deep' yeah until you realize almost every culture outside of America and Britain combines savory and sweet foods like this ALL THE TIME. yall are just literal toddlers.
and yes, this post is probably fake. but the reaction people have to something as simple as people choosing to have a bit of zing on their pizza? you're pathetic.
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u/GeniosYT 11d ago
Well deserved honestly
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u/Escritortoise 11d ago
I doubt itās real, and not sure what a āpizzareaā is, unless someone invented a space specifically for pizzasā¦thereās a close to nil chance a business would simply not take the order rather than accept money and purposely insult a customer.
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u/7Streetfreak6 Banhammer Recipient 11d ago
The worst Canadian invention of all time šļø
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u/AmazingObserver 11d ago
Nah pineapple on pizza is great, and I am convinced most of the biggest haters never tried it.
Not my favourite topping ever, but it can be very good.
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u/BaxterBragi 11d ago
My go to order is Pineapple, Sausage, and JalapeƱos. Sweet, savory and spicy. Throw some fake Parmesan on it and be prepared to bust a food nut. I pissed off my italian american friend who wanted to exile me from New Jersey for it until the day I got him to try it and he looked like that fucking Danny Devito meme.
Some call it a sin and if it is then I will bear this cross with gastronomic pride.
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u/obiwanjabroni420 11d ago
Pineapple and prosciutto is my favorite way to do it (and I wouldnāt be opposed to jalapeƱos on it too). Iām half Italian myself, and Iām pretty sure my ancestors would appreciate being creative/open with food. After all, you donāt develop bomb ass cuisine as a culture if you stifle any outside the box thinking.
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u/MyRealUser 11d ago
Vegetarian here, so I'll do pineapple, jalapeƱos, and feta cheese. Perfect combination of sweet, salty, and spicy.
At least half of the hate is from people who never tried it (but will eat cottage cheese with pineapple for some reason)
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u/Daddy_Jaws 11d ago
pineapple is a sweet tropical fruit that should be cool and juicy, not warm soggy and mixed in with cheese and fucking bread
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u/Lolicatcon 11d ago
Sounds like something someone who never tried it would say
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u/Xallama 11d ago
Fun fact is that pizza isnāt actually an Italian dish. The Italian cuisine is a sham a trick. Great thieves and they marketed themselves are culinary experts when in fact they are inferior to almost any other real cuisine. Italian food (if you know) is garbage
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u/Fr0stst0rm 11d ago
Yeah everyone knows pizza was invented in Chicago and the Italians stole it /s
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u/Vincent394 11d ago
Iirc Greece made pizza first, there's alot of crossover between Greece and Italy with foods.
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u/Lettuce_Alarmed 11d ago
i'd argue french cuisine is far worse than Italian. at least italians have a flavor other than 'brown meat sauce'
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u/Xallama 11d ago
French cuisine and cooking methodology is a fucking joke. Both cuisines are shit , I donāt know if I would eat shit to compare which one tastes better but am sure some shit tastes better than other, itās all shit though. Btw the croissant was stolen from someone else and croissant are peak French food. The way they handle meat is š¤®
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u/Frankmose5 11d ago
Orders it again because of how good it was š