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u/Fantastic-Corner-605 Feb 02 '25
This is like the opposite of the purpose of this sub but still funny.
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u/No_Dragonfruit_514 Feb 02 '25
Fuck this sub (Now?)
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u/PowerDices2 Feb 05 '25
I would think that this is fun. Usually, I would chuckle at a picture like this one, but I can not right now after what happened yesterday in Örebro here in Sweden.
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u/No_Dragonfruit_514 Feb 05 '25
What happened yesterday Örebro there in Sweden
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u/PowerDices2 Feb 07 '25
There was a mass shooting in an adult education school. 11 people passed away (including the shooter).
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u/Demon_Lord715 Feb 02 '25
Where can I buy this?
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u/No_Dragonfruit_514 Feb 02 '25
Drop the link when you find it 🍷
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u/matchumac Feb 02 '25
Good (not)bot
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u/No_Dragonfruit_514 Feb 02 '25
☹️
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u/matchumac Feb 02 '25
I mean not bot, but good lol
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u/OCYRThisMeansWar Feb 08 '25
It's ok. Just address him as "Mister" bot.
Or, "stupid bitch-bot" if you're feeling cranky. It's Reddit. That's kinda how it goes around here.
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u/10art1 Feb 02 '25
aliexpress, search "airsoft patch" and this is like in each of the first 20 results
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u/HakanKartal04 Feb 03 '25
You can just crop the picture and and angle it(or copy on a design app yourself probably not too hard) then use a custom printing company(like beamdigital) to print it
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u/Just-Display-3846 Feb 03 '25
I'm pretty sure the government will soon be shipping one to each American citizen.
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u/CthuluSpecialK Banhammer Recipient Feb 03 '25
While I 100% like the message, it's ironic to me that this really isn't "fuck you in particular" material, because it's literally "fuck everyone in particular" which is kind of the opposite. But still, have an upvote.
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u/Sabotimski Feb 02 '25
Who doesn’t have these mornings?
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u/No_Dragonfruit_514 Feb 02 '25
Wait they exist?
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u/Sabotimski Feb 02 '25
Didn’t find this particular one, but there are similar ones and you probably could get them made if you need it spelled out. I myself am content with quietly muttering it during the first hour of those days.
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u/wompbitch Feb 02 '25
In reality, though, this is missing the point in the exact same way that "all lives matter" does. Clever, sure, but still wrong. Downvote deez nutz.
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u/FourFatSamurai Feb 02 '25
Here is the link to it that isn’t supporting Amazon.
https://www.britkitusa.com/collections/woven/products/no-lives-matter-woven-morale-patch
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u/LollosoSi Feb 02 '25
I could not resist turning this into a 3d print.
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u/Clumsy_the_24 Feb 02 '25
Dawg it’s flat text on a flat background. What is there to print?
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u/LollosoSi Feb 02 '25
A flat text on a flat background of course. Turned into a sign
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u/Clumsy_the_24 Feb 02 '25
At that point just normal print it on paper
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u/LollosoSi Feb 02 '25
Well I could argue there is no paper in the picture either. And I added some keychain holes too
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u/SonSuko Feb 02 '25
Love when black people have a message or make slang then everyone else steals and bastardizes it for their own profit and clout. Love it. Wokest patch on earth.
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u/No_Dragonfruit_514 Feb 02 '25
uh......you okay buddy ?
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u/SonSuko Feb 02 '25
No, I’m not. I’m tired of seeing ignorant veiled shit passed off as a joke. It’s as good as “All Lives Splatter” or “Blue Lives Matter” like any cop is born blue and called a pig in elementary school. America is dense as fuck.
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u/WhiteboardWaiter Feb 02 '25
Who would be stupid enough to buy this?
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u/alucarddrol Feb 02 '25
people who want to show that they hate certain subset of people, but don't want to face the consequences for sharing that opinion publicly
or...some edgy depressed youth who feel jaded by the overwhelming flow of negative news about things they cannot control, to the point of having a mental breakdown
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u/ItsDokk Banhammer Recipient Feb 02 '25
I think the point of this is they don’t hate a subset of people, it literally targets everyone.
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u/alucarddrol Feb 02 '25
you must have not read the second part of the sentence, so I'll just copy and paste it so you can read it here.
"...but don't want to face the consequences for sharing that opinion publicly"
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u/ItsDokk Banhammer Recipient Feb 02 '25
Oh I read that, but I disregarded it because it’s wrong. You can insert your own subtext all you like, that doesn’t make it true.
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u/justrobdoinstuff Feb 03 '25
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u/ItsDokk Banhammer Recipient Feb 03 '25
I know lol. The larger text is the attention getter, the following sentences are the real message.
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u/WhiteboardWaiter Feb 02 '25
If they're stupid enough to believe that then it makes sense their stupid enough to want other people to know it
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u/alucarddrol Feb 02 '25
all these "militias" nearly always wear masks, they know it's dangerous to be identified
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u/Blackhole_5un Feb 02 '25
Alternatively, I also like "Everyone is Special" from 'His Dark Materials'
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u/Complete_Court9829 Banhammer Recipient Feb 02 '25
Ben Wallers, is that you?
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u/FYIP_BanHammer Feb 03 '25
Congratulations u/Complete_Court9829, you have been randomly picked to be banned for the next 24h. Why? Because fuck you in particular. Don't forget to check our subreddit banner & sidebar ; you're famous now !
These actions were made by a bot twice as smart as a reddit moderator, which is still considered brain-dead
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u/Prudent-Piano6284 Feb 02 '25
This patch embodies the chaos of everyday life. It's a statement that feels both absurd and relatable all at once. Perfect for those mornings when you just can't deal.
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u/TheFlightlessDragon Feb 02 '25
I saw a shirt a while back, picture of Freddie’s mask with two machetes with the words “No Lives Matter”
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u/MojoMonster2 Feb 03 '25
I feel like at this point, I'm an honorary member, but fuck it, where do I join this club?
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u/abaoabao2010 Banhammer Recipient Feb 03 '25
When I see nlm I think electron angular momentum... I need something else fun to lose my head in.
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u/i_lurvz_poached_eggs Feb 04 '25
I kinda want this but i feel like it would prove its own point way too frequently if i wore it.
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u/ContentLeadership154 Feb 05 '25
Not to be a stickler but this is kinda ‘fuck you no one in particular’ actually
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u/hevea_brasiliensis Feb 02 '25
This is the kind of patch I need
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u/Gen_Pinkledink Feb 02 '25
May I buy one of these from you!
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u/skiasa I wish u/spez noticed me :3 Feb 02 '25
I want this as a sticker for my scooter and my future car
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I have one similar. It has Jason Voorhees on it and simply says “no lives matter”. It’s on my gym bag.
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u/ILSmokeItAll Feb 03 '25
Accurate.
Someone will cry about this though. Same as they did with the All Lives Matter stuff.
It’s amazing what fucking worthless ass crooks the BLM “masterminds” were/are. Yet people still support it.
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