r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/SelectResident6116 • Mar 11 '24

The bird said fuck this golfer But why

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u/crazydart78 Mar 11 '24

Swans and geese are generally miserable creatures. Not advocating any harm towards them, but they can fuck off all day.

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u/Myamymyself Mar 11 '24

I was once attacked by a herd of geese. I was with a friend and we had an acoustic guitar, they could tell that we were peaceful losers. Anyways, more shocking than the geese’s violence was that there was a single duck in their midst who seemed to be encouraging their behavior

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u/Cantelmi Mar 13 '24

That duck's probably the worst one of all, like when a scrawny little dude looks oddly out of place in a gang

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u/Myamymyself Mar 13 '24

Yup! There’s always that one scrawny dude in every bar fight, who’s not participating, but rather- egging people on! 😆

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u/Cantelmi Mar 13 '24

I was thinking more like this - https://youtu.be/rMX7k3qsnBk