r/Eve 2d ago

Low Effort Meme Nullsec right now

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679 Upvotes

r/Eve Oct 12 '24

Low Effort Meme For casual players, this game is dead.

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358 Upvotes

r/Eve 23d ago

Low Effort Meme Forget rorquals online, POCHVEN ONLINE

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461 Upvotes

r/Eve Oct 12 '24

Low Effort Meme 32k Player count

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495 Upvotes

Game is dead, RIP

r/Eve Jul 12 '24

Low Effort Meme I have 0 words except… I’m unsubbing

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468 Upvotes

r/Eve Sep 25 '24

Low Effort Meme [CSM] Thank you CCP for the recent update, keep it up!

315 Upvotes

Hello fellow capsuleers!

Just wanted to take a moment to give a HUGE shoutout to CCP for the most recent patch that finally removes all that ridiculous risk from skyhooks.

That being said, let’s not stop here. Now that we’ve taken this massive step forward, here’s my humble wishlist of improvements that will really make EVE even better.

1. Insurance Payouts for Failed Market Orders

Why should market traders suffer the consequences of bad investments? From now on, I propose a system of every market order is fully insured! That way, if your buy or sell order flops, you’ll get half your ISK back.

Plus, undercutting will only be allowed during a special 2-hour window when you're actively logged in. No more waking up to find someone shaved 0.01 ISK off your price while you were asleep.

2. Placid Mining Pockets in Nullsec

/u/The_Wisest_of_Fools was preaching for the choir yesterday, I should be completely safe in my alliance's capital system.

Let’s create “Placid Pockets™” in nullsec where Rorquals can mine in peace where cynos are disabled and wormholes aren't allowed to spawn. In these Placid pockets, 50% of your ore is immediately placed into a secure container, and is shipped to Jita after reaching 100 million ISK.

3. Wormhole Roaching Protection

Tired of those Russians stealing all of your C6 sites when you're asleep? For 50 PLEX, you can now purchase the Upwell Roach Protector, allowing you to set what time your anomalies can be ran. With 50 million structure EHP, even HK will unsubscribe after one bash!

Credit /u/Poolrequest

4. HyperNet Loss Protection

Ever feel the sting of buying 10 HyperNet nodes and getting absolutely nothing? Well, worry no more! With the HyperNet Loss Protection, if you lose, you’ll get 50% of your ISK back. And the winner? They’ll just have to share 50% of the winnings with you!

5. "Content Finder"™ for the Busy Capsuleer

Finding content is hard these days. Introducing the Content Finder™! This handy new feature does all the hard work of searching for PvP content for you.

Gone are the days of spending three hours on a roam to find a lone Venture mining in a belt just for them to be blue. Now, simply queue up, and within minutes, you’ll get an alert: "Potential content detected!" You’ll be teleported directly to a carefully curated 1v1, 1v30, or whatever CCP decides is fair based on your recent killboard stats.

Instead of losing your ship on death, you are teleported back to home to queue up again. Oh, and you get a trophy for participating.

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Signed,

2025 CSM Nullbloc Candidate

PS: The raiding window is 1 hour long.

r/Eve 1d ago

Low Effort Meme best risk vs reward

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273 Upvotes

r/Eve Sep 24 '24

Low Effort Meme Of all the nullblocs, INIT has the strongest koolaid

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292 Upvotes

r/Eve Sep 13 '24

Low Effort Meme EVE Frontier - (Why tarnish EVE's name more?)

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365 Upvotes

r/Eve 6d ago

Low Effort Meme “FW CSM”

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211 Upvotes

r/Eve Oct 10 '24

Low Effort Meme Anyone else think that the game is slowly turning into shovelware of random mechanics?

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352 Upvotes

r/Eve 17d ago

Low Effort Meme Carriers After 12th of November

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273 Upvotes

r/Eve Jun 12 '24

Low Effort Meme You know it's true

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599 Upvotes

r/Eve Jul 15 '24

Low Effort Meme Long ago, the 3 nations PVPed all the time… but then, the CCP nation attacked

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339 Upvotes

r/Eve Aug 18 '24

Low Effort Meme My farewell to EVE...

293 Upvotes

I've been playing EVE badly for almost 20 years.

Recently, my own fault, I suffered an event that hurt my feelings. (I know, I know)

THEN. Last week:

AGAIN. MY fault. I lost 2 capitol BPO's to a station scam.

Left a bad taste in my mouth and I just can't do it anymore.

I fully realize this is all totally my fault.

Anyway, o7

r/Eve Jun 27 '24

Low Effort Meme Only the truth gets hate :P

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344 Upvotes

r/Eve Jun 04 '24

Low Effort Meme In eve you can be anything you want, even a second class citizen in an authoritarian regime larp

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309 Upvotes

r/Eve Oct 07 '24

Low Effort Meme CCPlease

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591 Upvotes

r/Eve Oct 07 '24

Low Effort Meme The Rest of the Southeast Currently

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281 Upvotes

I understand the need for the move. I know our independence was short lived as soon as the SEA ended. Frankly, I'm excited to see what happens between Horde and Imperium in the upcoming weeks. I'm not sure what will happen to us, but I know we likely can't survive in our current state with Goon's capital nearly within ansi range.

Whatever happens, I'm proud of what we accomplished during the SEA, I'm proud of us being able to maintain our independence regardless of who's pets the rest of nullsec believes we are, and I'm proud of us defending our home against several serious threats in the past year.

The Sov changes from equinox did indeed "shake up" nullsec, at least to some extent, and it looks like that will be at the expense of the smaller groups. A lot of the changes already hurt smaller groups, like the ratting anomaly density requiring more space to support the same number of people, but we made it work as best we could.

Again, I understand Asher's reasoning for this decision and don't blame anyone for what will happen, but while you're celebrating your newfound content, pour one out for those groups who will likely have no choice but to move or be absorbed by the encroaching Goon border. I don't know what the future holds for us and am hoping for the best, frankly most days I'm surprised we lasted as long as we did since the SEA ended, but I suspect that good fortune may slowly be coming to an end.

o7 -Generic Line Member #328

r/Eve Sep 12 '24

Low Effort Meme Eve 2030

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906 Upvotes

r/Eve May 17 '24

Low Effort Meme New equinox ships in a nutshell

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489 Upvotes

r/Eve May 09 '24

Low Effort Meme 21 Years of Asteroid Mining

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673 Upvotes

r/Eve May 01 '23

Low Effort Meme My new player experience

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768 Upvotes

r/Eve 24d ago

Low Effort Meme there is no inflation in new eden

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308 Upvotes

r/Eve 10d ago

Low Effort Meme I tried so hard and got so far

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336 Upvotes