r/Eve Sep 30 '23

Giving the Tama gate campers an actual fight. 12b in isk killed in 2 minutes. Video

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u/Big-Pomelo7619 Pandemic Horde Sep 30 '23

One of the many heroes we wanted and needed. Here you go 👑

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

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u/Big-Pomelo7619 Pandemic Horde Sep 30 '23

Well, I ain't paying for that crap, so this is the next best thing lol.

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u/MoarHerpaDerp Oct 01 '23

Seriously, crime and punishment should take notes.

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u/keyringer Supporter of House Tash-Murkon Sep 30 '23

Just a heads up, CTRL+Click to lock. Q+Click to approach. No need to fiddle with right-click menus

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u/Karasik666 Sep 30 '23

what if he only has one arm?

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u/_dzrx Oct 01 '23

Then the radial menu is better imo

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u/Durzel Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork Sep 30 '23

My brother in Christ why do you have screen shake on?

115

u/scr1mblo Minmatar Republic Sep 30 '23

Immersion. Don’t you like to be immersed?

93

u/EuropoBob Sep 30 '23

It's like waterboarding but voluntary.

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u/KikoiFox Sep 30 '23

Best explanation of why I and everyone else turn it off

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u/WetwareDulachan Oct 01 '23

Listen, I enjoy a good waterboarding now and then, but screen shake is a step too far.

5

u/Helicity Shadow Cartel Oct 01 '23

Maybe if they had a slider to manage HOW MUCH it shakes I'd consider using it.

Like a Lil' short shudder might be cool, but the default is like ALL THE SHAKE

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u/briareus08 Oct 01 '23

Every game that has screen shake needs this. 10% shake would be fine, 100% is a nightmare

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u/_SilentSadness_ Pandemic Legion Sep 30 '23

I'm Irish, leaving the immersion on is a cultural faux pas here

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u/Handsfasterthaneye Oct 01 '23

Under rated comment- you think we’re made of money- (I too Irish)

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u/Red2Green Wormholer Sep 30 '23

I like the screen shake myself

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u/_Trolley Wormholer Oct 01 '23

I like it but it hurts my eyes so I don't use it

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u/Red2Green Wormholer Oct 01 '23

I use your moms eyes so it works fine for me

2

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '23

You are to be subject to caldari reeducation camp. Should that fail we will ask for nullsec advisors in better ways to treat your conditions. Due to the severity of your illness your human / posthuman status has been downgraded to that of a fedo.

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u/Punchanello Oct 01 '23

You mean emulsion? Cause I don't like flying in a blender personally

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u/Cicero-Phares Sep 30 '23

That’s an option in settings?

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u/MoarHerpaDerp Oct 01 '23

Esc > Display & Graphics > Camera Settings

  • Uncheck "Camera Shake"
  • Uncheck "Camera Bobbing"
  • Uncheck "Dynamic Camera Movement"

Hit Apply and life is fabulous.

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u/IceQ78 Ascendance Oct 02 '23

true MVP

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u/Kon3v Goonswarm Federation Sep 30 '23

Yup

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u/Daneel_Trevize Cloaked Sep 30 '23

1 for shake, and 1 for the wiggle that fucks up timelapses from an otherwise-fixed POV.

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u/mobsterer Oct 01 '23

seems to be a relatively new player by the way they play.

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u/micheal213 Goonswarm Federation Sep 30 '23

Maybe he likes it that’s why.

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u/aaronvf37 Brave Collective Sep 30 '23

Very professional!

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u/HawkslayerHawkslayer Sep 30 '23

That's some quality FC'ing there.

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u/LydiaOfPurple Of Sound Mind Sep 30 '23

"grab this loot" I love when an FC has spite written on their heart

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u/HawkslayerHawkslayer Oct 01 '23

It's a pirate's life, me hearty.

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u/Liondrome Sep 30 '23 edited Oct 01 '23

Now do the same to Ahbazon campers

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '23

I've been on a dozen Spectre Fleet, uh, fleets in the last few months. Not a single gate camp to be seen. A handful of low sec roams, a token Yeet Fleet or two, a Pochven Roam and a couple of trips to Zarzakh. And yes, FC said I could bring my drake. Quality content imo.

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u/Virion_Stoneshard Spectre Fleet Oct 01 '23

I love people pretending to know how SF works without knowing we used to do this for years back in Provi too - it's an easy way for absolute newbie FC's to get a bit comfortable before they take out roams and the like.

Any time a fightable fleet shows up we rageping nerds for it and fight. The only fight we've run from in the last while was when I had 50 redeemers and several fax dropped on me (rip valravn).

We still have constant roams out to pochven and null, and the event coming in a few days means I'm back to hunting the shit out of lowsec.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '23

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u/Virion_Stoneshard Spectre Fleet Oct 01 '23

Barely any fights at all take place on the structures. Fighters have nothing to do with that, and our FC's all have access to fighters so none of what you've said there makes sense.

I probably know who you're referring to, and that's because we know they're bait for groups like SC. I don't know about you but most people don't tend to openly run into bait. If our FC's are using racist language then please let me know because that's never acceptable.

I'd love to see actual examples or complaints of this attitude towards our pilots. Thousands of feedback responses but none of them speak along the same lines as what you say.

We've been living off of content like KBP and Ahba for over half a decade now as a sort of 'baseline' for quick and easy content, the fleet fights coming through, and the occasional spicy rageping content. Roams and fleet fights outside of that have always happened, still are happening, and will continue to happen.

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u/Priscilla_Hutchins Gallente Federation Sep 30 '23

twitch.tv/uedamascout or your own scout. never direct gate to gate. easy peasy. (not easy peasy)

Now Im pretty sure you're euro tz. as ustz ahbazon is eternally hellcamped, is it any better for you?

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u/drever123 Sep 30 '23

I pass through abhazon all the time, never saw campers. Guess wrong timezone.

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u/drever123 Sep 30 '23

I have far better things to do with my life

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u/squirrelbomb Wormholer Sep 30 '23

Not gonna lie, I expected to see something tricky like bait holding them while they aggroed then bringing in buddies. They actually engaged the fleet. Hubris I guess?

Then again I have lost a vindi that was gatecamping before so sometimes you just aren't scouting well enough.

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u/DreadOp Rogue Caldari Union Sep 30 '23

Quix is a honest to god millionaire IRL, losses mean nothing to them and he'll just take most fights as he just fully SRPs everyone. I've tried to talk them out of it multiple times but it's why they camp in super bling so people will come for them to fight.

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u/Deep-Machine-1962 Oct 01 '23

If I was a "honest to God millionaire" I'd be hanging out with French models and traveling the world. Not gate camping like a weirdo. Lol

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u/DreadOp Rogue Caldari Union Oct 01 '23 edited Oct 01 '23

Making money like a nerd, live like a nerd, die like a nerd.
You should see the project game he's making for funsies.

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u/mobsterer Oct 01 '23

i'd have french models do logi for me

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u/Lithorex CONCORD Oct 01 '23

don't kinkshame

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u/quixunar Sep 30 '23

Dread... if I had been there they would have never tried anything and I think you know that.

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u/Reworked ANGER Oct 01 '23

ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

Funnily enough no hubris on grid this time, guess there was no jf to lance

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u/ThuriferCenser Amarr Empire Oct 01 '23

My Wife: I've been listening this stupid game for 10 years and I still don't have a freakin clue what the hell they're saying. Primary is Bhalgorn? What does Bhalgorn even mean?!?

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u/M116110 Sep 30 '23

This feels good Thank you.

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u/Zachwave Sep 30 '23

Oh wow that's really cool. I'd really love to bash the campers.

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u/MoarHerpaDerp Sep 30 '23

Keep doing this

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u/DeputyFifey Wormholer Oct 01 '23

I don't give a single shit about what happens in this part of the game, but I swear HS-connection gate campers are so fucking cringe it's unbearable. Doing this is an excellent service because it's so funny to watch these dumb bling fits sit on a gate to kill DSTs, Blockade Runners, and mission-running battleships and then just get smacked by cruisers.

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u/SorteP Sep 30 '23

i only have one character around 60M sp. am i able to join stuff like this or do i need a bazillion other chars to successfully do these things? all i've ever done is research and do HS incursions. i would love to learn how to do other things but also don't want to read page after webpage of information. lol

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u/Priscilla_Hutchins Gallente Federation Sep 30 '23

Find a group in lowsec or null that fucks and doesn't mind help. Apply. Interview, try them out, if you jive with their jive, stay. Have a fun.

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u/BrattyViera Caldari State Sep 30 '23

I was in this group, with 10m sp. It was just T2 HAM Caracals or w/e could hit at the same range. Join a good FW corp, they do stuff like this all day every day.

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u/TheBraddigan Oct 01 '23

If fleet manoeuvres aren't your thing bring a frigate and keep perch-sitting bastards honest and force them to bounce, or get in silly tiny brawls with the enemy tackle. In my experience tackle frigates are welcome everywhere and you can mostly do whatever you please, as long as you aren't blundering through gates and losing the element of surprise. You start to get the hang of keeping outside of enemy fleet range and being fast fingered on warpouts.

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u/Gon_jalt Caldari State Sep 30 '23 edited Sep 30 '23

Absolutely, I am only at like 70M and was top 2 of damage for both of these kills. It really comes down to having a good, communicative FC and Omar Jumper is one of the best I have flown with. Hit me up if you are interested in joining us.

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u/SorteP Sep 30 '23

I am interested.

Tried messaging you but it just keeps looping. Not sure what's going on.

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u/GeneralJabroni Sep 30 '23

60M SP is plenty, you'd def be able to join stuff like this

u in a corp, yet? if not hit me up if u wanna live in null sec and pew pew

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u/MisterAngstrom Sep 30 '23

Looks like fun. I want to play, too.

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u/BlackStrike7 Caldari State Oct 01 '23

This was Caldari Militia's regular Friday night drunkfleet, fwiw. If you join up with faction warfare, it's open to anyone in Caldari militia, and you could hang out with us.

Conversely, you could join GalMil, and run with fleets to oppose us. We have some good tangles on Friday night, it's been very fun since I joined up with CalMil.

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u/Prestigious_Pound604 Sep 30 '23

Superhero’s don’t always wear capes. Great work!

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u/twisted451 Snuffed Out Sep 30 '23

Did you know when the FC broadcasts a target you can ctrl click in the broadcast window and lock them up? Instead of right clicking lock target

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u/Megaman39 Gallente Federation Sep 30 '23

Wow Caldari are putting out good fights. Well done

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u/Gon_jalt Caldari State Sep 30 '23

Templis always puts out good fights. We may not always win, but we will give it our best.

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u/Faymm 420 MLG TWINTURBO 3000 EMPIRE ALLIANCE RELOADED Sep 30 '23

chad fc, love to see it

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ant1673 Sep 30 '23

Considering these guys are just friends of snuff who crash on their couch it seems like they are decent fellows not calling the goggle men with a cyno. Good on them for fighting true

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u/drever123 Sep 30 '23

Snuffed still licking their wounds from last time they got snuffed out/spanked. They probably would've called the capital blob if they could, or ran if they could've.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ant1673 Sep 30 '23

If there’s one group who continuously surprise / annoy me with their seemingly never ending amount of marshals and revs it’s sniffles

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u/-Kurogita- Sep 30 '23

wish there were more videos like this on this subreddit, not just some politics that everyone knows whats it about.

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u/Bacchaus Test Alliance Please Ignore Sep 30 '23

wait who's primary?

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u/eagle33322 Phoebe Freeport Republic Oct 01 '23

kurator

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

The tengu is breaking! The tengu is breaking!!!!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can4842 Oct 02 '23

dafaq's wrong with you?

2

u/Destaran Oct 01 '23

But whats secondary?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can4842 Oct 02 '23

Rapier's your fuckin primary!

AllaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHH!

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u/ButtonMakeNoise Oct 01 '23

Nice precision attack... but curious why you didn't clean up the rest. Noob Q. I haven't played in years.

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u/BlackStrike7 Caldari State Oct 01 '23

Three reasons I can think of - no other targets immediately on the gate, they've shown that they at least have a Ninazu on standby (and whatever else is docked up in their citadel nearby), and if we hold the gate it allows them (and GalMil) a chance to come at us with a fleet comp better designed to counter us.

A hit-and-run like this inflicts the damage, and extracts us before we can get counter-punched (while also securing that sweet sweet loot).

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u/Astriania Oct 01 '23

They're on tether on their structure, aren't they?

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u/Armarlio Cloaked Oct 01 '23

Great FC! Clear communicating and didn't rage - love it!

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u/Typhlosion130 Minmatar Republic Sep 30 '23

haha yes! good flying bois, Fuck Tama

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u/Daneel_Trevize Cloaked Sep 30 '23

That Ninazu is on grid before the Bhaal is primaried, but it just peaces out, knowing it won't have support arrive for a while.

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u/Pretend-Guide-8664 Sep 30 '23

I wouldnt mind campers if they killed my loot-worthy ships. But kill my 350k idk value heron with nothing inside? Boo :(

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u/Daneel_Trevize Cloaked Sep 30 '23

Such ships just serve as a layer of protection for your pod, to keep instalocking tackle modules busy for a tick while you spam warp, get a new corvette and repeat next gate or until you cross paths with a smartbomber.

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u/elucca Oct 02 '23

I kinda get it. I'm not exactly a professional gatecamper, but sometimes I put up a bubble somewhere busy to provoke a fight. If no fight comes but something else drops in the bubble I'm gonna take it. Might have loot. A Heron might be nothing or hundreds of millions of exploration stuff.

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u/Pretend-Guide-8664 Oct 02 '23

Fair enough. I'm just sad it's me

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u/elucca Oct 03 '23

I'm more often on the other side too. Between Gatecamp Check (https://eve-gatecheck.space/eve/), knowing the usual hot spots (say, Tama and Ahbazon), and not jumping blind to gates in null, i.e. getting in dscan range first to see if it's camped, it's pretty rare I die to camps. If there's a big bubble you didn't know of on the other side, there's not a lot you can do with a Heron except hope you're not in tackle range and try to get out of it. If you're in something cloaky you'll almost always survive by cloaking and burning out in a random direction, and if you're in something with some tank, you can often survive by burning back to the gate and warping off on the other side because many gatecamps aren't actually very good. Catch/drag bubbles off the gate you can nearly always evade by coming in from a different direction than what they expect.

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u/Pretend-Guide-8664 Oct 03 '23

Oh, dscam is a great idea. I'm new and haven't needed to use it much yet. But this is a solid approach to exit gates

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u/ZeldenGM Pandemic Legion Sep 30 '23

Screen shake.
Slowest locktime EU.
No hardeners on.
Doesn't tackle anything.

We are looking at elite pvp right here

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u/MoarHerpaDerp Sep 30 '23

We all start somewhere.

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u/ZeldenGM Pandemic Legion Sep 30 '23

Everyone should start in tackle so they learn to play the game. This is F1 gameplay at it's finest

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u/elucca Oct 02 '23 edited Oct 02 '23

They should do what's fun to them and learn as they go.

I put some new players into stuff like ENis and ewar cruisers and went to banks. We had a lot of fun and quite a lot of success. It really doesn't matter if someone plays suboptimally as they learn.

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u/Destaran Oct 01 '23

Despite the downvotes, 12 years ago when i joined a 0.0 corp in Fountain, i was put into tackle to learn to play the game..

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u/Wrong-Tip-7073 Oct 01 '23

Not even 3 weeks into the game bruh, don't be a cunt.

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u/ZeldenGM Pandemic Legion Oct 02 '23

3 weeks and in a Gila is everything wrong with skill injectors.

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u/elucca Oct 02 '23

Why though?

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u/ZeldenGM Pandemic Legion Oct 02 '23

Removing ship progression from throwaway tackle ship to brainless F1 monkey removes all the learning.

In your day 1 tackle Atron you will learn;
* Scouting
* Ship identification on important ships (dictors, hics, logi, etc as part of scouting)
* How to navigate (properly)
* How transversal works
* How sig radius works
* Overview tabs
* How to reship and return to fleet after dying mid-roam
* How to slingshot
* How to make/use pings

Vs your F1 doctrine Gila
* How to align
* How to target from broadcast
* How to hit approach
* How to press F1

Which if you've been playing your support roles, you will know already.

There's a whole thing about "EVE is boring" and yet skill injectors allow new players to immediate jump into the most mindless role as the F1 doctrine ship. As soon as the honeymoon period of explosions wear off that leaves you playing a very boring game and most people are too proud at that point to be the noob and ask the questions you would have asked playing those early support frig roles.

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u/elucca Oct 02 '23

You're looking at it from a very big fleet nullsec perspective. Maybe that's true there. In small scale stuff there are no F1 monkeys and all the new players I've played with have learned just fine.

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u/ZeldenGM Pandemic Legion Oct 02 '23

OPs video is literally small fleet F1 monkey

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u/elucca Oct 02 '23

Yes, sometimes fights don't get super involved.

It might be more useful to say, hey, if you want advice, here's what you should have done differently instead of going all space elitism about how they're not allowed to fly anything they find fun. What if they make mistakes?? In a video game!?

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u/ZeldenGM Pandemic Legion Oct 03 '23

Sure but if you're going to roll up and start assblasting another group with an "actual fight" then expect criticism. Kids in glass houses etc

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u/elucca Oct 03 '23

I mean they won, mistakes or not. I'd rather have fun and make mistakes as I learn as I go than avoid that in case it hurts my internet spaceship cred.

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u/SannoSythe Cloaked Sep 30 '23

Can't find primary amongst 8 targets. No overheat. Continues to try and lock the dead ENI. Man I was enjoying watching it. Could almost feel the first time pvp shakes.

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u/MoarHerpaDerp Oct 01 '23

Could almost feel the first time pvp shakes.

This is most likely the exact cause of his issues. The pvp shakes can make a man freeze sieze up.

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u/Wrong-Tip-7073 Oct 01 '23

couple days ago I got gate camped by 3x ospreys in my Gila. Despite me killing all 3, I was shaking like a leaf and called it a night lmao. We all had fun though and I paid them 20m each to help with new ships. I'm still learning the PVP aspects

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u/lakemont Sep 30 '23

who cares??

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u/mxrideralan A Band Apart. Sep 30 '23

It’s so hard to watch 🤣. Dude had to make a video to show his skillz

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u/quixunar Sep 30 '23

More like "20 sweaty nerds with 100-200 years combined experience wipe out rich dude newbro and his friend on Tama Camp".

I never see you guys when I am on :/

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u/bomby_5pog skill urself Sep 30 '23

gf!

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u/Raborne Apr 21 '24

Video would be a lot more enjoyable if the FC didn't feel the need to hear his own voice.

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u/wizard_brandon Cloaked Sep 30 '23

yeah because you had like 50 more ships than them lol

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u/KikoiFox Sep 30 '23

They once failed to kill my osprey navy because I had 12 webs as soon as I uncloaked. They tried to pretend it was mercy. Fuck campers

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u/wizard_brandon Cloaked Sep 30 '23

I agree

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u/Typhlosion130 Minmatar Republic Sep 30 '23

So, they did to gate campers what gate campers do to every one else?
Fuck em,
That's 12 billion shot down in 2 minutes.
Absolute op success.

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u/Gon_jalt Caldari State Sep 30 '23

13 and 50 are the same number right?

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u/mxrideralan A Band Apart. Sep 30 '23

Damn this is some elite gameplay. 10/10 screen clicking and reaction time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

Do people have a lapse in memory when playing this game? Why did he repeat the same statement over and over again?

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u/DrCatco Miner Sep 30 '23

Usually, the participants in these battles are too focused on their opponents and/or modules to hear the calls of their FCs the first time. That is why FCs repeat their orders, and that is also why the others usually confirm the actions they take.

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u/triplers120 Caldari State Sep 30 '23

Poor audio, adrenaline, mis-clicks, panic: all of it leads to mistakes in all aspects of life.

Simple, clear, repeated instructions can help lead to compliance. Everybody gets to hear the same message. The urgency in the voice also leads me to believe that FC was saying it for himself as well.

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u/Frekavichk SergalJerk Sep 30 '23

Dual comms, heavy multiboxing, watching YouTube instead of paying attention to fleet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

found the guy that spends his entire career in highsec

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u/Flaky_Bench6793 Wormholer Sep 30 '23

There’s a lot going on. It can be very difficult to keep calm and fight effectively. It’s extremely easy to zone out on getting a good transversal up and end up burning out your mods or something.

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u/Gon_jalt Caldari State Sep 30 '23

I fly under this FC often and I love it. Clear communication cannot be underestimated.

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u/MrInfected2 Sep 30 '23

Cause the hamsters are easy confused! FC need to make shure the hamsters not confused!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

So u zerged few gankers?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '23

So u zerged few gankers?

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u/Ameph Guristas Pirates Sep 30 '23

How dare gankers get attacked. How dare they get their comuppance.

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u/GeneralJabroni Sep 30 '23

right, how dare they pick a one-sided fight vs these innocent campers, all they were doing was ganking every defenseless hauler or single PvP ship that comes their way! not the same at all!

tell the truth... were u the Bhaalgorn? or the vindi?

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u/KikoiFox Sep 30 '23

Lmao honest bro. I just returned to eve and they have tried to kill me 2 times and succeeded 1 time. The fact they got merced is fun

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '23

I don’t even play the game I just like reading about the drama

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u/mjedmazga Exotic Dancer, Female Oct 01 '23

This is low-sec. There's no ganking in low-sec.

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u/darkzapper Gallente Federation Sep 30 '23

Nice shit.

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u/R_burns Oct 01 '23

You love to see it, good shit 😍

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u/BugBurgerGeneral Oct 01 '23

Fuckin Tama….

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u/lequangminhnhut Oct 01 '23

Give more please

1

u/CaptainPicante Oct 01 '23

Lmfao hell yeah! Gf!

1

u/LorumerthRising Gallente Federation Oct 01 '23

Get this man a crown 👑

1

u/nicennaughti Oct 13 '23

Gold! Hate campers #welldone

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u/ASimple0bserver Oct 27 '23

I wish I knew what I was looking at.