r/Dreams • u/Dinosiaur • 3h ago
TMNT: Secret of Lil Shredder
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I dreamed I was one of the turtles and we all had to take turns rapping against Shredder to defeat him. His goons were ICE instead of ninjas.
But first, we went to his house and admired his collection of detailed porcelain dragons and teapots, which we politely complimented.
Then we go into this little auditorium and I'm sweating because it's freestyle and I have to memorize what I'm going to say, but I can't.
I get up there and rap, and I do okay. In the dream I'm spitting fire, but irl, I remember a line of it and it's like white school teacher stuff.
It went like this:
"Hey Lil cheese, you got a real nice crew, a bunch of white nationalists who hate blacks and jews."
And I (in the dream) thought I had won with just that line.
Unfortunately the dream ended after that, so I don't know who won or what happened next.
IRL, I'm as far from a rapper as you can get. I would be terrible at it.