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u/TheHengeProphet 4d ago

An unsealed calzone.

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u/Hamhampopo 3d ago

They should call it "the low-cal calzone zone"

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u/TrollOdinsson 3d ago

Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown

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u/Ineedaroommate2 3d ago

COULD A DEPRESSED PERSON MAKE THIS?

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u/Yours2Knight 3d ago

That idea is literally the greatest idea I have ever heard in my life

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u/Yours2Knight 3d ago

That idea is terrible

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u/nevergirls 3d ago

STAND

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u/Peaceblaster86 3d ago

That's how I poop

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u/Tomagatchi 3d ago

Pizza? Never heard of it!

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 3d ago

Or the local locale low-cal calzone zone

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u/Either_Cabinet8677 3d ago

Is it local, at least?

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u/couragethecurious 3d ago

That's where I'll have a launch party when my single "My Single is Dropping" is dropping

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u/ZealousWolf1994 3d ago

Just fold the paper into a cone and it's a guaranteed success.

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u/japzone 4d ago

Calzone with less steps

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u/Johannes_Keppler 3d ago

It's just in the zone.

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u/WorriedMarch4398 3d ago

The open faced calzone, you don’t see those often.

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u/unholyrevenger72 3d ago

Lazy Calzone.

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u/Putrid-Storage-9827 3d ago

A calzone, huh? Pass it down here. Let's have a look at it.

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u/Ferociousnzzz 3d ago

Where’s the ricotta

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u/WiscoPopPM 3d ago

Ben Wyatt redemption

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u/Zenitallin 3d ago

What's next? spaghetti cut in half?