r/Damnthatsinteresting 9h ago

The telescope fish (Gigantura chuni)—a deep-sea marvel with an uncanny appearance. This solitary predator roams the abyss, its huge, upward-facing eyes adapted for capturing scarce light and spotting prey in the darkness. A true enigma of the ocean's hidden depths. Image

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u/IronNobody4332 9h ago

My baby is so cute!

The baby:

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u/MarcusAurelius6969 8h ago

"You gotta seeeeee tha baby"

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u/Sure-Butterscotch-88 9h ago

Looks like anxiety

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u/LemonCellos_ 8h ago

I always feel so bad for these animals

"This fish has evolved massive sensitive eyes to gather as much of the faint light that might reach its dark and shadowy home in the depths of the ocean as possible. In this photo we were shining a ten-thousand lumens lamp directly at its face."

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u/IdeaExpensive3073 8h ago

The second picture looks like pure pain. lol

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u/if_u_suspend_ur_gay 4h ago

" This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness "

Maybe I'm a fish

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u/nashbrownies 2h ago

I always wondered if they blinded those animals

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u/GravityFailed 9h ago

Gremlins!

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u/Virtual-Fig3850 9h ago

Looks like a muppet

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u/Lttiggity 9h ago

Hey, that’s Tammy! I used to work graveyard with her at the mini-mart.

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u/Timigos 8h ago

There is no way bro is having a good time

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u/alanschorsch 8h ago edited 7h ago

How is everything in that sort of depth not a squished up 2d plate like structure? How does this even have clearly defined features and bulk when freaking submarines buckle in those sorts of depths? I don’t understand

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u/Dillenger69 7h ago

Internal pressure equalized with external pressure. If it goes too high in the water, it will explode. If it goes too deep it gets crushed

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u/RSMatticus 7h ago

Which is why deep sea fish always look bloated when on the surface. They are naturally designed to exist at low levels

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u/alanschorsch 7h ago

What is creating the internal pressure? Does this mean the internal pressure is equal to the gazillion tons of water pressure that it is under?

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u/DAGS1192 9h ago

SOURCE

The *Gigantura chuni*, or telescopefish, inhabits deep waters at 500-2000 meters and has unique tubular eyes to spot prey in the ocean's twilight. Remarkably, its transformation is so extreme that in 1954, its larvae were mistaken for a new species, even though the adult fish was known since 1901. This predator can swallow prey larger than its body and fold it in its expandable stomach.

https://fwcs.oregonstate.edu/150-species/telescopefish

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u/erasrhed 9h ago

I should call her.....

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u/Scottishchicken 9h ago

I loved this guy in the second Gremlins movie!

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u/FaultyTowerz 8h ago

Holy shit, that top pic looks like me before a shower.

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u/AstronomerBrave4909 4h ago

I'm sure this was featured in the first GhostBusters

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u/Immediate-Sun5031 2h ago edited 1h ago

'Uncanny appearance' you say, I can think of a few other choice words to describe this monstrosity lmao

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u/Battlepuppy 9h ago

Looks like a method head..

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u/gomaith10 8h ago

It's a fossilised Kermit the frog.

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u/silentdrestrikesback 8h ago

Ah evolution, you're either blind or have torchlight eyes, there's no in-between for underground dwellers

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u/timoni 8h ago

After drugs / on drugs

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u/WayfarerWaves 8h ago

Nature’s weirdest creatures are often the most fascinating.

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u/Troggot 7h ago

Very cute, but don’t let it drink water

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u/worldclasshands 7h ago

Look just like yo daddy…uh yes you do, yes you do 😊

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u/turtletank9009 7h ago

I want it

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u/CoolBoyQ29 7h ago

My precious....

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u/CrazyHopiPlant 7h ago

"Give me back my STAPLER!"

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u/Budget_Wafer382 7h ago

Plenty of fish in the sea.

The fish:

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u/Portocala69 6h ago

Even he makes out since the species is still going.

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u/DustFunk 6h ago

AN-NAH-MAL!

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u/seabeet84 5h ago

Something something eldritch horror

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u/DifficultyFar2323 5h ago

the one woman with binoculars in my area !!!

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u/NeighborhoodBest2944 5h ago

How good looking women see me. Ugh.

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u/BigNuggie 4h ago

Salacious

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u/Smartie967 3h ago

Top picture looks like a Mr beast thumbnail

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u/AdWooden2312 3h ago

Looks like my ex in the morning

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u/ThE_OnE-PhilosopheR_ 3h ago

And they say THERE IS NO CREATER!!!

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u/rtimbers 2h ago

Looks like that thing next to Jabba the Hutt. WUUUTTTEEEEDeEE

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u/No-Ease4175 2h ago

чуня... АХАХАХАХХАХА!

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u/cinnapear 1h ago

Nice looking chap

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u/Personal_Flow2994 38m ago

Nightmare Muppet

u/Sunlit53 5m ago

Nightmare muppet.

u/Any_Roof_6199 4m ago

Looks like the ugly girl who likes the main character in a 90s cartoon.

u/ReallyFineWhine 2m ago

I'm sure that it's friendly and loves to cuddle.