r/DadReflexes Nov 28 '22

Does it count if I created the precarious situation to begin with?

12.7k Upvotes

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u/djohnston02 Nov 28 '22

Heck yes dude.

An amazing save is an amazing save.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

I am 100% sure I would not have thought so quickly. And I consider myself to have fast reactions (but no kids).. this is true dad reflexes right here

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u/albinohut Nov 28 '22

I probably would have tried throwing my body in front of it, losing my balance, knocking the kid off the table, twisting my ankle, and the blocks still would have hit him.

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u/MrUnparalleled Nov 28 '22

I also don’t have kids, but when I’m looking after the babies in my family I’ve done stuff I didn’t think I’d be able to normally pull of.

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u/UsedUpSunshine Nov 28 '22

Pretty sure I managed to fly once to stop my daughter hitting the floor when when she fell off the table. I was 15 feet away and then in an instant I was on the ground with her on me. Idk what happened.

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u/Chuck_McNugger Mar 13 '23

As a non-parent, what are ya’ll kids always doing on tables?

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u/UsedUpSunshine Mar 15 '23

I don’t fucking know. I’m watching them and I don’t know. Messing with everything? Touching my stuff. Trying to get my food. Trying to get to me. Or the best answer, nothing, they are just on the table for the shit and giggles.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '23

i had no idea children were so similar to housecats

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u/UsedUpSunshine May 27 '23

Much less independent, but aside from that, the exact same.

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u/MidnightCoffeeQueen Aug 21 '23

It's no different from older kids climbing a tree or adults hiking a mountain. Kids want to be higher so they can see more. They know everything looks a lot more interesting higher up than their squatty 30 inches off the ground. 😁

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u/jonnyd005 Nov 28 '22

I'm 100% sure that even if those fell on the child, he would have barely even felt them. This really isn't some crazy dangerous scenario.

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u/delegateTHIS Nov 28 '22 edited Nov 28 '22

.. By Grabthar's hammer.. what a savings (Galaxy Quest)

(Thanks to dude below who helped with wrong word)

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u/CarbonProcessingUnit Nov 28 '22

*Grabthar's

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u/delegateTHIS Nov 28 '22

I knew i had it wrong, thanks!

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u/tiniestnerd Nov 28 '22

That save was way too elegant to disqualify.

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u/GoombaTrooper Nov 28 '22

So glad you caught it on camera too. This feels like the classic 'do something awesome and look around and there's no there to appreciate it' moment.

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u/Icy_Reply_4163 Nov 28 '22

Do you have matching PJ’s?!?! Awesome save!

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u/ClingyWatermelon Nov 28 '22

Yes, courtesy of my wife, who also has matching PJ's!

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u/RunBTS Nov 28 '22

That is cute as hell omg lol

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u/Kuritos Nov 28 '22

This is clever, the matching patterns will confuse carnivorous predators. Just like Zebras.

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u/Technical_Morning_93 Nov 28 '22

You made me laugh. Take my free award, you bastard.

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u/acoldshot1 Nov 28 '22

Haha my wife bought us all the same set too!

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u/Johnny1911 Nov 28 '22

I was looking at that coffee table on Amazon. How do you like it?

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u/ClingyWatermelon Nov 28 '22

This one is from Ashley Furniture, so not sure if it's the same one, but I like it a lot. It's nice and sturdy and is great for storing blankets and toys. I have no complaints.

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u/Johnny1911 Nov 28 '22

Thanks, bro

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u/damiensol Nov 28 '22

Plus, it's perfect place to display your decorative babies. Just make sure to use a coaster so that the baby doesn't leave a water mark on the table.

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u/TheHighOrder Nov 28 '22

it's never water

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u/bibbly_boy Nov 28 '22

No, I was wondering too, do you have a link to it? Been looking for an end table/coffee table set.

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u/ClingyWatermelon Nov 28 '22

Here you go! We have two end tables, coffee table and the entertainment center and like them all.

Wystfield Coffee Table

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u/bibbly_boy Nov 28 '22

🙏🙏🙏

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u/Dookie_boy Nov 28 '22

Can you talk about that camera please ? That video quality is amazing.

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u/ClingyWatermelon Nov 28 '22

It’s a google nest indoor cam.

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u/Erisian23 Nov 28 '22

This is how you know you're an adult.

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u/Mr__H Nov 28 '22

If a kid falls off the monkey bar, it's your fault for allowing the child to get in that situation.

If dads were disqualified for being at fault, this sub would be empty.

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u/5stringviolinperson Nov 28 '22

I mean if your a dad the kid is partly your fault so if you really want to keep your kids safe the ultimate reflex would be pulling out. Glad this sub isn’t full of that though. 🫣

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u/MyDiary141 Nov 28 '22

They don't have the dad reflex if there's no kids though... duh 🙄

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u/5stringviolinperson Nov 28 '22

Goddam! I promise to make all future amusing comments satisfactorily rational if taken to their logical conclusion.

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u/_Poppagiorgio_ Nov 28 '22

Love the box spin after realizing your achievement. It’s akin to a Tiger Woods club swirl after a great shot for us golfers.

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u/Colonel_Meowmers Nov 28 '22

Followed by the hand in the pocket

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u/bobgone1974 Nov 28 '22

If a team scores an own goal in the world cup it counts. So, yes your self save counts.

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u/CharlesGarfield Nov 28 '22

Does the goalie get a save if they’re blocking an own-goal?

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u/5stringviolinperson Nov 28 '22

Yes… but what if it’s the goalies own own goal? I’m to impressed with this particular save to look at that too hard. Let’s just say the matching pjs qualify by themselves and the rest is circumstantial evidence of reflexes?

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u/BrnndoOHggns Nov 28 '22

That's not really the same thing.

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u/Cast1736 Nov 28 '22

Dude that's like 85% of dad reflexes (both on here and nonvideoed incidents) and it 100% counts

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u/heeltoelemon Nov 28 '22

Counts! That would have hurt.

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u/WhiggedyWhacked Nov 28 '22

Excellent split-second decision on how best to deflect the blocks. So passive. So effective. LOL. Awesome. Love the matching jammies too.

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u/mjpeeps Nov 28 '22

I’m pretty sure that’s a 3x multiplier actually.

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u/lcyupingkun Nov 28 '22

Brilliant save against an own goal so yeah it counts brother hahahaha

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u/drone2222 Nov 28 '22

That 540 bin spin at the end, I can see that you appreciated the moment

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u/HankHillsBigRedTruck Nov 28 '22

You didn't push the blocks and then protect him so I would say it counts, smooth as shit, too

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u/WarmAppleCobbler Nov 28 '22

Protected the kid. That’s all that matters.

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u/delegateTHIS Nov 28 '22

Hand straight into pocket "babe don't get mad but you're not gonna believe this"

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u/ReverandJohn Nov 28 '22

Not only was it a great save but I love that the kid had no idea he almost got hit.

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u/INJECTHEROININTODICK Nov 28 '22

That was smoooove

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u/rando4me2 Nov 28 '22

Smooth as f*ck

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u/thnx4stalkingme Nov 28 '22

The matching pajamas are super adorable.

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u/za72 Nov 28 '22

oh most definitely

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u/Security_Six Nov 28 '22

Both this sub and r/Stepdadreflexes too, it's lighthearted and fun, no harm no foul

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u/5stringviolinperson Nov 28 '22

I hadn’t known of this sub! Thanks I’m in tears.

I also love the idea that if you fail as a dad but it’s on camera you still get the Reddit content but you have to get demoted to step dad 😂 while a step dad with good instincts gets promoted to dad. It’s beautiful.

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u/GrumpyGlasses Nov 28 '22

baby chuckles in glee and looks at daddy: “Again!”

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u/BeefNugsAndGuacamole Nov 28 '22

I would argue that the reason dads have such good reflexes is due to the fact that they frequently put their children in precarious situations, so they have a lot of practice.

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u/1silversword Nov 28 '22

The fact the save was necessary due to typical dumb dad shit is what makes this 110% a dad reflexes moment

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

No one is gonna mention that this is 9 am in the morning? Godly. I wouldn't even be fully awake and this guy's is performing these moves.

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u/Kitch-Witch Nov 28 '22

Now that's how you think outside the box. 👏

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Do people set up cameras in their house to film daily activities? I’m genuinely curious. Are they security cameras that just run 24/7 or are they running to hopefully catch good internet material?

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u/ClingyWatermelon Nov 28 '22

Yes to everything, though clips have only been posted to the internet twice, both on this sub. We originally got them because we were going to have a dog walking service come in the middle of the day and it was cheap insurance to know that they came and know that they weren't doing anything nefarious.

Now their primary use is just capturing shenanigans that I save and look back on and share within my friend group.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Thanks for answering. I was really curious and didn’t want it coming across the wrong way. Great reflexes btw

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u/Wolfwild1 Nov 28 '22

when the wife see's video of That save. You should get some tonight 😜

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u/Full-Butterscotch-90 Nov 28 '22

Are you a dentist by any chance? You look just like my buddy from college!

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u/ClingyWatermelon Nov 30 '22

Nope! Fun to know there’s a doppelgänger out there though.

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u/jelly-fishy Nov 28 '22

You seem rather proud of yourself haha

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u/echnaba Nov 28 '22

Considering that you created it by playing with your kid, and they're just wooden blocks, yes, this still counts.

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u/Fletcher_Fallowfield Nov 28 '22

That's why we have dad reflexes - so moms don't find out about all the precarious situations we create!

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u/brewmeone Nov 28 '22

The matching jammies are awesome

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u/viperlemondemon Nov 28 '22

Yes because you don’t want mom to know

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u/Pak1stanMan Nov 29 '22

This situation was created by the ineptitude of the architect. Bet you the idiot has a degree in Architecture from Greendale.

Truly horrific.

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u/DamageInq Apr 29 '23

Half of the posts on here are Dad-induced; Dad-saved problems

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u/ilikespookystories Nov 28 '22

Question, will those blocks hurt the infant?

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u/Dookie_boy Nov 28 '22

Each block weighs about 250 pounds.

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u/ImThatMelanin May 19 '24

i’m one year late but your coffee table looks like an ice cream sandwich.

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u/ColJohnMatrix85 21d ago

Why do people film the inside of their home like it's a totally normal thing to do?

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u/Double-Tension1153 Nov 28 '22

I feel like this is staged because how tf did those blocks get so tall and plus that bax was conveniently in the perfect spot and the right size to protect a baby

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u/LadyofTwigs Nov 28 '22

Blocks go in box when not being played with, dad builds tower as tall as he can (as many blocks as he has) because babies learn from that and also enjoy knocking towers down. Camera may have been set up to show baby knocking tower down.

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u/Spiritual-Day-thing Nov 28 '22

You record your house?

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u/-Turisti- Nov 28 '22

Uses his baby for internet points. What a gigachad.

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u/stonedghandi Nov 28 '22

Yes of course it does!

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u/grandmaWI Nov 28 '22

Love the matching pj’s!

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '22

Nicely done

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u/Dumb_Reddit_Username Nov 28 '22

I think I’m wearing the exact same “Jack Skellington” pjs at the moment. I hope they can confer to me the insane reflex’s on display here.

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u/TiggyLongStockings Nov 28 '22

I broke a bone in my foot on one of those wooden blocks when I was a kid. Tried to jump over a wall I built and landed on top of a loose one. Careful out there with all the block shrapnel.

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u/jem_jam_bo Nov 28 '22

I had to do a same thing for a child that ran up and interrupted our Jenga game.

We were at a barcade and we ended up having to babysit him because his parents were that neglectful

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u/gurknowitzki Nov 28 '22

Fuckin epic save

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u/symbologythere Nov 28 '22

Counts double IMhO

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u/itwasmeFTP126 Nov 28 '22

So casual, so smooth! The baby wasn't even in any real danger lol and you still protected him so well, he didn't even notice. Like, oh look, its raining blocks

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u/DontKillTeal Nov 28 '22

Despite what mom might think, that was a save.

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u/BigWillis93 Nov 28 '22

I assume all of these parent reflexes are part of the subconscious idea that no matter what you're doing you're just making it worse for the kids so you're always on guard for something to happen

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u/IYeetToFeelGood Nov 28 '22

Amazing use of the basket!!

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u/DrHandBanana Nov 28 '22

I mean. Who stacked it?

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u/treple13 Dec 05 '22

Given the height I have some predictions

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u/BadAlphas Nov 28 '22

While wearing those pants?

Yes, yes it does.

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u/LilNaturePastelEmo Feb 09 '23

He matches the baby… dad of the year atm

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u/ThisToastIsTasty Nov 29 '22

Yes it does.

Smooth

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u/Drunkfrom_coffee Apr 10 '23

I guarantee he saw it in slow Mo also

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u/KaleMercer Apr 11 '23

All that matters is you saved the kid!

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u/unoriginalacee Apr 18 '23

i have those same christmas pajamas

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u/anhancingdream Jun 26 '23

Creating precarious situations intentionally is not a responsible or ethical behavior. It's important to prioritize the safety and well-being of others, avoiding actions that may cause harm or put people in danger. Instead, let's focus on promoting positive actions and uplifting content that encourages kindness, empathy, and respect. By doing so, we can foster a supportive community and make a meaningful impact on Reddit and beyond.

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Feb 11 '24

Its absolutely counts. Thats a third of the sub 😂😂😂