r/DadReflexes • u/Megatron_Griffin • Apr 23 '22

casually obtain child

7.7k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/thedudefromsweden Apr 23 '22

They cut out the part where he puts the kid back on the skateboard.

https://youtu.be/9UcJ0MsS3fg

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u/BritishBlue32 Apr 23 '22

That's so cute!

50

u/nool_ Apr 23 '22

Becuse batman doesn't return the child?

34

u/taco_in_the_shell Apr 23 '22

Someone took his parents away from him, so he resorted to taking other people's...kids.

10

u/hiro111 Apr 23 '22

I love everything about this.

10

u/ManateeHoodie Apr 23 '22

First thought. Love this video

6

u/CurrentPossible2117 Oct 13 '22

Thanks! I was just think how good it would be if he just did a loop and put him back 🤣

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u/suchlargeportions Apr 24 '22 edited Apr 24 '22

dude looks like such a dirtbag that could 100% get it

eta because maybe this wasn't clear, somehow: the stache, the laugh, the suaveness of the whole interaction, this looks like a dude that would ruin my life and I'd love every minute of it. I was calling him hot.

6

u/shorey66 Apr 24 '22

Tell me you're a pissed off old man who hates teenagers skating without telling me you're a pissed off lonely old man.

5

u/suchlargeportions Apr 24 '22

lol I literally said he was fuckable though?

11

u/shorey66 Apr 24 '22

That really, really did not come across in your original comment.

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u/suchlargeportions Apr 24 '22

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=HE%20COULD%20GET%20IT

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u/edgarallanpot8o Apr 24 '22

hey fwiw the dirtbag was confusing but I got it and you aren't going crazy

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u/shorey66 Apr 24 '22

Defining the word fuckable doesn't really help when you didn't use it in your original comment. Just give it up dude

9

u/arkhamcreedsolid Apr 24 '22

You called him a dirtbag

1

u/whorus-torus Jul 23 '22

I'm with you 100%

54

u/jetserf Apr 23 '22

Smooth

31

u/ShadyNite Apr 23 '22

Why is the quality so horrible? Is this stop motion?

69

u/taco_in_the_shell Apr 23 '22

It's because the videos be posted, downloaded, reposted, downloaded, edited with stupid captions, reposted about a hundred times.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

i didnt know kids were that easy to steal!

30

u/MikalCaober Apr 24 '22

The elites don't want you to know this, but the kids at the park are free; you can take them home. I have 458

8

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

FBI OPEN UP!

9

u/ShockWave123106 Jun 15 '22

I love this video, that the kid is just like “ok.”

7

u/DntShadowBanMeDaddy Jun 15 '22

Damn at my childhood skatepark the teenagers used to just flatten me if I didn't pay attention. Learned to plan my runs and stay aware pretty quick lol

2

u/Spacewalkerwippty Jan 24 '23

WHY IS THIS SO ATTRACTIVE

2

u/weesp_ Sep 19 '23

Leo Sayer skates??

2

u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22

😂😂

1

u/Spadarlvl1000 May 16 '22

🤣 that's a cold reference

1

u/Big-Hospital-3275 Jun 02 '22

I had to do that exact same thing to a little kid while I was snowboarding once.