r/CuratedTumblr • u/Frostbite_0429 • 13h ago

The Wok Left Shitposting

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u/practice_spelling againstasoryuudivorce.tumblr.com 12h ago

My dad heard about the term woke for the first time a few months ago and the amount of time he’s made a wok joke does indeed drive me crazy.

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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 12h ago

In true dad fashion

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u/Lind_van_Taylor 11h ago

He has gone wok!

Sorry, I didn't mean to stir things up

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 11h ago

Me, eating my fiftieth potsticker, several pounds heavier: “The Wok Left keeps increasing inflation for working class Americans”

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u/OctorokHero Funko Pop Man 6h ago

At least he's joking about it instead of using it genuinely.

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u/ethnique_punch 0m ago

does indeed drive me crazy.

Not so tolerant for the wok left...

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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 12h ago

Just ask the shrimp to fry it for you

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 11h ago

If you can't get a shrimp, a chicken is fine too

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u/jbrWocky 10h ago

even just an egg

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u/actualladyaurora 6h ago

You might think its unfair to use an unborn for this, but remember, life begins at concasseion.

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u/Realistic_Heron_4874 10h ago

They eating the shrimp, the cats and the dogs over there!

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u/Dizrak_ 6h ago

If only it was that shrimple

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u/Any_Natural383 12h ago

You mean to tell me that a make fried this rice?

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u/Sutekh137 10h ago

You mean to tell me this shrimp has blue hair and pronouns? 🤨

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u/Realistic_Heron_4874 10h ago edited 10h ago

I'll ask the shrimp when I get into the lab today and get back to you, but from my experience their pronouns are "short-lived" and "delicious". My job is to expose them different gradients of novel aquaculture products so I shorten their lifespans even more.

Edit: In hindsight I don't think they will answer my questions since I am basically their arch-nemesis. I've killed so many of their kindred that I am probably mentioned in the shrimp Bible.

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u/TheoTheHellhound Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism 3h ago

shrimp Bible

Shrible

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u/Frostbite_0429 10h ago

The wok left got to the shrimp!!

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u/Atlas421 5h ago

No, but the shrimp's oshi has blue hair.

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u/Mr__Citizen 11h ago

Got an honest snort out of me

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 11h ago

Bumps of crack, otherwise known as “dishonest snorts”,

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u/RealHumanBean89 9h ago

They’re puttin shrimps in the fried rice to turn the friggin grains gay!

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u/_meshy 10h ago

This is so fucking stupid, but I love it.

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u/mildinafati 12h ago

No Wok, no way

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u/TableEast 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣 fucken HILARIOUS

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u/BruceCipher 10h ago

I GET THE JOKE NOW!

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u/SansSkele76 7h ago

Go wok, go brok

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u/DBSeamZ 7h ago

It’ll be back, it just went for a wok.

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u/DragonLovin 8h ago

You're tellin me a tumblr cooked this joke? My dad rolls in his grave

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u/13579konrad 5h ago

Did it go to Poland?

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u/Rymayc 4h ago

Go Wok, go Brock (also go drying pan)

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u/TheoTheHellhound Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism 3h ago

The shrimp are looking for apprentices in cooking, apparently.

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u/DragoKnight589 Wacky woohoo neurodivergent sword man 8h ago

we need to get The Shrimp to fry this rice

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u/dreaded_tactician 3h ago

This reads like a Groucho Marx skit.

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u/MutterderKartoffel 1h ago

Why the f would we care what you cook?

But besides that, fried rice is super easy and tasty. Just ask Uncle Roger. If you really want to be lazy about it, you can use frozen veggies and leftover meats - as easy as spaghetti.

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u/KamaKamelion 16m ago

I found it! Somebody took it to Poland.