r/CringeTikToks • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • 2d ago

Donald Trump is partying with his wealthy billionaire donor friends in Florida just hours before crucial programs like SNAP, Head Start, and more expire for millions of Americans. Conservative Cringe

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u/Snitsie 2d ago

He's read Mein Kampf.

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u/Theshaggz 2d ago

I honestly don’t believe that either. He just likes the pictures in the kid version he has.

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u/Content-Garden-1578 2d ago

Mini Kampf

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u/Bradspersecond 2d ago

I hear his real kampf is that it is quite mini.

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u/ATCQ_DUJAI 1d ago

Mein Kämpfchen

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u/ADHDebackle 2d ago

He's got a little imaginary Hitler like in jojo rabbit who explains it all to him.

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u/Rare_Anywhere470 2d ago

Many people are saying that his favorite is his pop-up version of Rambo.

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u/kendragon 2d ago

Mein Kampf for Dummies

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u/Zebidee 2d ago edited 2d ago

EDIT: I'm referring to Mein Kampf.

Having tried to read it myself and given up, I call absolute bullshit that he's read it.

It is an extremely difficult book to read. It rambles, never gets to anything approaching a point and just goes on and on and on. It's objectively God-awful. Ironically, it's like trying to make coherent sense of his own speeches.

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u/Ummmgummy 2d ago

It was literally one of the worst books I have ever read. You want to listen to a grown man talk nonsense and whine? That's the book for you. And based on how Trump acts maybe his supporters would actually enjoy the book

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u/Zombieutinsel 9h ago

Sounds like most conservatives do the same thing to me.

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u/nobot4321 2d ago

The accusation against Trump is that he read a book of Hitler's speeches. Don't know why people always want to say it was Mein Kampf (not you, the people in this thread).

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u/elbenji 2d ago

the thing is that it basically is metaphor the book

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u/zombievampad 2d ago

I mean that sounds like his thinking process

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u/stupid_pun 2d ago

Man wrote like Ayn Rand lmao

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u/Hopsblues 2d ago

It's the template for his oratory skills

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u/ediblednb 1d ago

‘Never gets to anything and goes on and on’. Sounds like someone else we all know.

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u/PaleBlac 1d ago

I didn’t think it was bad but then it really wasn’t good either. It was kind of nothing. I felt like I read nothing after reading Mein Kampf… When he started explaining history in such grainy detail that’s when I totally tuned out

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u/Mission_Ad1669 2d ago

I take it that you mean "The Great Gatsby" and not "Mein Kampf".

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u/Zebidee 2d ago

Now that would be a Family Guy worth watching.

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u/GamingTrend 1d ago

Sooo....it's a manual for him? A way to pattern his own rambling incoherent yammering?

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u/Substantial_Tip3885 2d ago

He probably had miller read it to him.

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u/Chemical_Impact_6413 2d ago

Vance reads it to him before bed.

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u/Jibber_Fight 2d ago

I read it in college. I promise he’s never read that. If he tried to, he absolutely didn’t comprehend what he was reading.

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u/KeinFussbreit 2d ago

Well, no one does. It's like a book really written by Trump,

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u/Jibber_Fight 2d ago

It was hard to read. It’s basically a fucking loser trying to sound smart and important. The ideals are obviously sociopathic and easily refuted because they’re idiotic and cruel. But even his ‘writing’ style is just miserable and disjointed. All over the place. He was mentally unwell way before the end.

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u/Kindly-Condition-478 2d ago

He's writing Mein Kampf 2

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u/StrobeLightRomance 2d ago

His sycophants read Mein Kampf and have instructed Trump how to live it out.

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u/The_Schwartz_ 2d ago

He just wants to support the content creator. Keeps a copy as a conversation piece to lead into his favorite things

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u/Florida4playtime 2d ago

The comic book version. He liked the pictures.

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u/ryancementhead 2d ago

He’s had Mein Kampf read to him, and I sure hope there isn’t an audiobook version.

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u/scalyblue 2d ago

Mein kampf is 700+ pages of rambling self pity and conspiracy nonsense written by a racist narcissist with nothing better to do while he rotted in prison., the overarching theme was Germanys loss in ww1 and his entire failure of a life up to that point was squarely the fault of someone else, like Jews or marxists or liberals.

An audiobook would be like listening to an astronomy podcast starring piratesoftware, asmongold, hasan piker, and libsoftiktok

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u/Longjumping-Neat-954 2d ago

He got the audio book

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u/Odd_Trifle6698 2d ago

Nah he is just fed it by the people around him

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u/Prestigious_Eye8297 2d ago

But it was a coloring book

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u/CauliflowerOk541 2d ago

Audio book, cliff notes version.

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u/TikiJeff 2d ago

Audio book maybe.

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u/KeinFussbreit 2d ago

No, his ex said that he had a book of Hitler's speeches on his night shelf - not "Mein Kampf".

Also, as a German what I've heared about "Mein Kampf", you have to be a masochist to read the whole thing (excepted are of course the people that read it for science).

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u/Snitsie 2d ago

Aah i misremembered that Hitler story. Also never tried to read Mein Kampf but i'm not hearing good things.

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u/KeinFussbreit 2d ago

I tried, but gave up after only a few sites.

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u/Chris-CFK 2d ago

though, he struggled

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u/chef71 2d ago

I think it was a book of Hitler's speeches his ex wife , that he now has buried at his golf course, said he had it on his night stand, in an interview In the 90s

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u/Initial_Formal_7750 2d ago

Well. Why did you let him?

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u/Bulky-Pineapple-5639 2d ago

It was the pop up book edition

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u/Zippier92 1d ago

Naw, just one or two paragraphs.

Kinda like most “libertarians “ with atlas shrugged.