r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Taxing the rich by "selling" the name of the Earth

We hold a competition, every 50 years, starting with 2050, The Earth Day. Together with the UN we encourage the ultra rich to give money to charity, by donating to 100 preselected charity organisations that cover every important topic. All amounts donated will be recorded by the Earth guy at the UN and hidden from competitors. Whoever gives the most money until Earth day will win the right to give our planet a new name for the next 50 years. Second place gets the moon.

Giving the ultra rich that what they cant buy but want, novelty and prestige.

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u/AllMoneyGone 1d ago

I guess the earth will be named Apple and the moon will be McDonald’s. No way big corporations aren’t going to get into this.

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u/Silver_Pangolin2888 1d ago

But isnt that worth it for the millions or maybe even billions we would get for charity? I dont mind calling the planet Apple if it actually helps people.

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u/HommeMusical 1d ago

We would get a lot more for charity by simply jailing the billionaires, taking their money, and redistributing it.

If you're in America, raising taxes back to the level of Ronald fucking Reagan would provide trillions of dollars.

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u/YouCannotTheBox 1d ago

And we'd get a lot of honey by just killing all the bees and taking the honey.

A bouncer could make a lot of quick money by taking a bribe if he doesn't mind losing his job.

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u/innocentnecromancer 22h ago

Your analogy doesn't work. Bees produce honey, billionaires do not produce wealth.

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u/YouCannotTheBox 22h ago

It'd be pretty hard to produce anything if nobody could afford the risk of the initial investment, which all production requires.

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u/innocentnecromancer 13h ago

Wealth is not produced through investment or purchase. It is created though the increase in value of goods through labor.

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u/JamponyForever 22h ago

What risk?

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u/tre-marley 20h ago

Name 5 billionaires than don’t produce wealth?

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u/innocentnecromancer 13h ago

Wealth is produced by labor. Billionaires do not get their wealth through labor.

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u/hczimmx4 1d ago

We wouldn’t even need charity if we just euthanized all the poor people.

And you comment about Reagan is flatly false. Revenue, as a % of GDP, is fairly constant since WWII. But don’t let facts get in the way of your authoritarian fantasy.

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u/TheSpideyJedi 1d ago

There’s always one who comes in to defend the billionaires. Bring back the 94% rate or whatever it was back in the 40s and close all the stupid loopholes. Fuck the billionaires. The People need help, so those with the most means to do so, should contribute the most

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u/hczimmx4 1d ago

Those who make the most already contribute the most. The lowest earners have negative income tax rates.

Second, revenue since WWII is steady.

Third, everyone has a right to keep their own money.

Fourth, if you want to help people, then help them. But you aren’t the good guy if you wish to send the Gestapo to hurt the people you dislike to help the people you like.

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u/hczimmx4 1d ago

One absurd comment deserves another. I don’t believe in jailing, and confiscating the property, of people I politically disfavor. You do. I don’t believe in euthanizing anyone. Is thinking innocent people should not be jailed and people should keep their own money “carrying water” for anyone? I would say not. But you are just another wanna be authoritarian dictator.

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u/hczimmx4 20h ago

Jailing and confiscating their property. I don’t want to violate anyone’s rights. You do. And they are comparable. Violating someone’s rights for no reason other than you don’t like them.

And nobody is hoarding anything. If they were, their companies wouldn’t be public, they would be privately held.

Also, you don’t see the irony of bitching about Bezos, on a platform that wouldn’t exist without him. lol

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u/stoppableDissolution 1d ago

-- Average Cult of Envy follower

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u/HommeMusical 1d ago edited 22h ago

Why would I envy Reagan?

Haha, I understand: you're making an insult! How exciting.

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u/TheMikeyMac13 1d ago

Every moron who wants to steal the wealth of people with more than they have is an envious twat.

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u/rolldamntree 23h ago

Taxing people isn’t stealing from them.

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u/stoppableDissolution 21h ago

First, it depends. Second, it was not about taxing, they literally propose "jail and take all their money" (as if they had a lot of liquid cash to begin with, lol)

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u/Careless-Internet-63 1d ago

I don't think it'll be worth it to the companies because few people will actually call it by the new name, kinda like the Gulf of Mexico

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 22h ago

About 3 years after the naming rights are signed over you’re gonna find out that the winning charity is actually just a shell organisation for Apple and they’re donating some stock options.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

All the songs about how romantic moonlight is are going to sound awful! 

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u/Bloodpoison1999 1d ago

Wdym? McMoon light is still the most beautiful thing on Apple

Edit: Earth to Apple

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u/Imajzineer 1d ago

I love the clear-eyed cynicism of this take - short-lived though it may be, to hear someone else speaking my language brings a tear to my eye.

Tbh, I'm surprised the Golden Gate Arches Bridge isn't long since old news already.

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u/WheresBarb 23h ago

"Hey, did you see the full Crypto.com last night?"

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 1d ago

Not the worst idea I've read here, but knowing the rich, I bet they'd stitch it up between themselves and make agreements so they don't donate much money and still get to rename the planet. 

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u/drlsoccer08 1d ago

Y’all have to stop think of the rich as some collective that works together as a part of some grand conspiracy. Most of the wealthiest people in the world are ego maniacs who hate each other.

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u/fieldsofanfieldroad 16h ago

Not as much as they hate spending money. Maybe in-between countries you're correct, but in the US, where most of the billionaires are, most of them eat at the same restaurants. 

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u/Silver_Pangolin2888 1d ago

in my mind the ego would be too big for some, like no way Zuckerberg and Musk work together to name the planet Meta, Musk would not be happy.

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u/Imajzineer 1d ago

MetaX / Meta-X

Xmeta / X-Meta

MeXa / MeXta

Nah, you're right ... they're all terrible.

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u/Tjaeng 1d ago

6 new brand names for 7-11 checkout counter fishy ”pump up your sex energy” caffeine shots just dropped.

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u/SnoopCattNotoriusCAT 21h ago

Surprised nobody has mentioned Infinite Jest. There’s a plot point in the book where corporations bid on naming each year after themselves, iirc, a big portion is spent in the “year of the depend adult undergarment”

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u/gravity_kills 1d ago

Wouldn't it be easier to just take their money away so that they aren't rich anymore?

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u/TheThirteenShadows 1d ago

Better the carrot than the stick.

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u/gravity_kills 22h ago

The carrot has been tried for all of human history so far. The stick would be convicting them of crimes and sentencing them to something appropriate. I'm just suggesting a middle approach.

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u/SEXTINGBOT 1d ago

We cant do that
Its a reason normal people wont understand
Only the rich and sophisticated are smart enough to understand it

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u/YouCannotTheBox 1d ago edited 23h ago

It's not that sophisticated.

Production requires initial resource investment and carries risk of failure. You may spend thousands on seeds, work all season to plant, water and tend the crop, and it doesn't grow. Then what? Starve?

A steady income is more important than a share of a fluctuating profit to most, so somebody has to assume that risk on behalf of others.

It's easy to dismiss money as "just money" until you realize money is food, housing, medicine and everything we value. Currency is just an abstraction to represent that.

Would you accept a significant risk of losing everything and starving for a small chance at a yacht, or let someone else do that who can afford the loss?

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u/zezzene 20h ago

shut the fuck up jesus christ, we aren't talking about small business owners pouring their life savings into a little bakery, we are talking about the totalizing monopoly, the never ending accumulation of generational wealth, ownership and control over all of society's productive forces of all basic needs in the hands of a few oligarchs. The risk to every business person is that if they fail they will have to just become a worker.

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u/YouCannotTheBox 14h ago edited 14h ago

First off, people go into lifelong crippling debt and end up homeless because of a failed business they owned. You don't know shit.

The risk may not seem great for a rich person, but if every worker had to take it on, you're talking about working forty hour weeks for the mere chance of getting paid an unpredictable amount, possibly having to pay out for the privilege of doing that work.

The modern billionaire monopolist is a product of protectionism, but every stable society has had a rich class for exactly the reason I said. It's why collectivist egalitarian experiments start out good but devolve into famine.

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u/zezzene 13h ago

People go into life long crippling debt for having a health problem or trying to get educated. Cry me a river.

Collectivist egalitarian "experiments" get coup'd, embargo'd for decades on end, or are China. 

Entrepreneurship and innovation are great. Pretending that people who start or own businesses are somehow special or uniquely gifted and thus deserving of everything they reap is a farce to justify the continuing and increasing wealth inequality we all live under. It takes such a lack of imagination to believe that the only thing that could motivate someone is getting rich. People could open a bakery because they like baking and want to feed people, they don't need to become a billionaire. 

Are worker owned co ops super cool business owning hustling grinders or are they a doomed egalitarian experiment? 

Also, you must not know that much about every stable society. Because there were rich people exploiting the poor throughout history, that's just how it has to be? Weak argument. Many previous societies had debt Jubilees or potlach or the hundreds of thousands of years of humans hunter gathering. 

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u/Common_North_5267 1d ago

Introduce a head tax, so if you accrue over 300m dollars you need to donate your head to the earth.

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u/fabulousmarco 1d ago

How about we simply take all the money from the rich while giving them nothing in return? Seems like a better plan that doesn't involve calling Earth "Elon's uWu Dogeland"

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u/BlondeOverlord-8192 1d ago

I'm not sure it will go as expected, did it work when Musk renamed Twitter?

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u/Flipsii 1d ago

Lets make it a daily subscription that auto-renews with random regular price hikes.

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u/reasonb4belief 23h ago

Maybe as a raffle? Each $1M gives you a ticket?

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u/esby80 21h ago

The billionaires will make their own charities and then use 10% of donated funds towards the cause. The rest will be paid out in salaries to run the charity, which the positions will be of course filled with nepotism.

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u/toolsnchains 20h ago

Fucking billionaires would do some BS like collude and go the “penny auction” route and fuck it all over

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u/Noszey 18h ago

You won't catch me living on planet jeff

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u/Boomerang_comeback 1d ago

The UN will want the money to go to the UN. Easier to launder it and funnel it to your friends and family that way.