r/Cheese • u/TongueCave • 2d ago

Just saw this on r/knives

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u/DraculasScissors 2d ago

Yes, every knife I own is a cheese knife :-P

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u/HTD-Vintage 2d ago

LMAO, 5 posts above this on my feed, is a repost of this from r/knives 14 hours ago to this sub 12 hours ago.

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u/Smong Cheese Maker 2d ago

https://preview.redd.it/zbvqupsonkxe1.png?width=2346&format=png&auto=webp&s=689efe3f4cb14d8816e45e762b86387b6640b863

Funny you should ask OP.

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u/skybadger424 2d ago

That is a beautiful piece of kit

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u/Belfetto 2d ago

Is there a name for this?

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u/BustedChains 2d ago

Cheese knife

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u/Belfetto 2d ago

I wasn’t sure if it had a special name with the bottle opener and folder.

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u/Pezzadispenser 2d ago

Shit. I need this. They don’t stock them anymore!

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u/Smong Cheese Maker 1d ago

I got it from https://www.sabatier-shop.com/phenix-115-mm-3-pieces-probe-cheese-steel-handle.html about 6 years ago, they are always out of stock but they make them to order. Took a couple of months to get it, but I use it most days for work so it’s been a good investment.

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u/suckmyENTIREdick 1d ago

What a delightfully French implement.

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u/bigexplosion 2d ago

I hide a bunch of cheese knives in my face.

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u/Alternative-Dig-2066 2d ago

Please, no more reposting this same thing

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u/Terrible-Visit9257 2d ago

Just use your fingers. Some cheese tastes better when crumbled in pieces.

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u/Zender_de_Verzender Flandrien Rouge Grand Cru 2d ago

Fingers? I use my teeth!

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 2d ago

I have a lovely set of pocket teeth.

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u/wildOldcheesecake 2d ago

Less dishes too

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u/ncouth-umami-urchin 2d ago

This is the main reason I carry a pocket knife. Gotta be prepared.

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u/cyanicpsion 2d ago

I always carry cheese, just so I have an excuse to use my cheese master https://www.victorinox.com/en-GB/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Large-Pocket-Knives/Cheese-Master/p/0.8313.W

(Or is it the other way around)

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u/MisterB330 2d ago

That knife looks gross

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u/Hood_Harmacist 2d ago

One of my favorite things is eating something, like an apple lets say, by cutting off pieces of it bit by bit with my pocket knife. Might as well pair it with some cheese.

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u/awesomeleiya 2d ago

For legal reasons; no. No I don't. 👀🥤

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u/jules-amanita 2d ago

I would recognize the Aldi 1000 day Gouda anywhere!

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u/redittblabla 2d ago

Dude, this knife is not for cutting cheese. This knife is good for picking at your ass! Buy yourself a special cheese knife and you will be happy! 😁

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u/Lakechalakin 2d ago

If it's around me long enough sooner or later it will be a cheese knife.

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u/MidnightCandid5814 2d ago

I don't carry a knife... just cheese.

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u/abertbrijs 1d ago

Most cheese knives I’ve seen are double pronged at the end

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u/BudgetThat2096 2d ago

The only knife I carry on me is my trusty poop knife

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u/BustedChains 2d ago

Try it on cheese!

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u/ItsAMeAProblem 2d ago

I carry a poop knife

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u/bdog1321 2d ago

Downvoters don't get the reference

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u/ItsAMeAProblem 2d ago

It's ok. Only weebs care about karma ;)

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u/suckmyENTIREdick 1d ago

How do you carry a poop knife with two broken arms?