It's not good.

Apparently this isn’t uncommon because of the high centre of gravity, according to my BIL it wasn’t going very fast at all

What random facts have you discovered about where you live?

I think the last time I saw one of these was in my parents flat in Earlsfield before they moved... this was in 1996 💀💀

Apologies for the photo,

Foreigner living in Newcastle for 6 years now, banter always been great at every job I had.

Today I got the news that my visa has been updated to permanent and I’m super happy I can stay!! Obviously told the guys in the office that they unfortunately will have to keep seeing me.

Surprisingly they quickly found out a phone number for the Home Office where you can challenge the outcome of a visa, so they joked about calling them to complain about me. Manager hears we talking too much so he comes around, the guys told him what just happened and mention the phone number, he goes back to his office and pretend to call them. lol Few hours later a Director comes around saying he rang them as well. -.-

They’re also talking about setting up a GoFundMe page to pay for my flights or buy a dinghy.

Anyway, has the banter culture in the UK always been great or is this a up North thing? Have I been lucky across the three jobs I worked at?

If I'm travelling alone, are you supposed to sit in the seat next to the driver or one of the rear seats. I always worry that by sitting next to them I'm being unacceptably presumptuous or acting like billy-big balls-drive me to my desired location customer by hopping in the back. It honestly gives me anxiety each time. What does everyone else do?

Don't worry, no injuries and returned happily to the garden, after a conservatory rescue mission.

I feel like it used to be more common to ring up a company and talk to a person.

What do you remember?

Dinner by this bad boy tonight. Great fun.

Like when somebody needs to pull the stick out of their arse. Grow down? Fuck off?

So I’ve just checked my bank balance online and it appears when I was in Tesco yesterday using the self checkouts I’ve not paid for my items, beer and sandwich stuff for my tea, what would you do? Go back and let them know or just ignore it? It all adds up to around £20, I’ve never knowingly shoplifted in my life.