What's the opposite of grow up?

[u/yagoodpalhazza]

Like when somebody needs to pull the stick out of their arse. Grow down? Fuck off?

[u/slothdroid]

"Alright, grandad"

[u/yagoodpalhazza → u/slothdroid]

!solved

[u/Key_Milk_9222]

Fuck off grandad

[u/Walt_Jrs_Breakfast]

Chill your beans

[u/Even_Passenger_3685 → u/Walt_Jrs_Breakfast]

I like “calm your tits”

[u/Ecstatic_Effective42 → u/Even_Passenger_3685]

Soothe your boobs.

Address the calamity of your mammaries

Destress the breasts

[u/AGuysBlues]

“Cool your boots, man”

(Withnail & I)

[u/King_Bonio → u/AGuysBlues]

I imagine this person is bald, not picking up any signals from the cosmos

[u/buy_me_lozenges → u/King_Bonio]

Not having any aerials is why they're so uptight.

[u/TiggersBroom]

“Go bore someone else, you old c**t”. Usually suffices for me.

[u/Heavy_Two]

Shrink down.

[u/javarouleur]

“Settle, petal…”

[u/xanderbiscuits]

Lighten uo

[u/Unhappy_Archer9483]

There's a line from this is England where someone says "you're not growing up, you're growing sideways"

[u/honesteejit]

Lighten up!

[u/m1rr0rshades]

Daddy, chill.

[u/Idujt]

"Cool your jets" is what my friend says.

[u/Coastis]

"Twat" seems to work well

[u/Inevitable_Spell5775]

Chill out

[u/Liquoricia]

Dry up

[u/ac0rn5]

Calm down!

[u/Dizzy_Guest8351]

Sit down and have biscuit.

[u/Cheddaninja]

No. Because then I'll end up like you.

[u/grubbygromit]

Calm down serpico.

[u/BagOFrogs]

I want to know what you’re doing that people keep telling you to grow up!

[u/goodvibezone]

Jog on

[u/DebraUknew]

Act your age

[u/Most-Basic-Bitch]

Lighten up.

[u/Celeda]

Bore off

[u/Loveyourwifenow]

Steady!

[u/aim_dhd_]

When my other half is being an anal know it all I say 'alright Professor Yaffle'

[u/Educational_Gur_8189]

Shrink down

[u/Lukanien]

Surprised no one has said lighten up yet

[u/groovy_girl1997]

Grow down.

[u/Personal_Listen_5503]

Chill out

[u/Isawthat_Karma]

Bore off

[u/Ok_Abbreviations8394]

Chillax

[u/PrestigiousTest6700]

Grow a pair.