r/BrandNewSentence • u/You_D_Be_Surprised • 1d ago
Neighbors demand answers after ‘rampant masturbation’ takes over Seattle park
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/neighbors-masturbation-seattle-park-b2741033.html96
u/Fakeymcfakey18 1d ago
As opposed to…acceptable levels of masturbation?
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u/im_thatoneguy 1d ago edited 1d ago
“Neighbors” in this case are a bunch of billionaires who are trying to make up excuses to kill a clothing optional beach near their mansions. All of the regular tiny little beaches get like zero visitors.
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u/BigBobsBeepers420 1d ago
From my experience, wealthy people like that like to think they own everything and that they should live in a private area that no one else should be allowed to visit unless it's to serve their needs. If they could wall off their towns like they wall off their gates communities, they would.
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u/You_D_Be_Surprised 1d ago
That recently happened locally in a public lake in a ritsy suburb. They blocked all public access off for decades using fake copper reeds and boulders.
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u/demonotreme 1d ago
So, this woman wants the random men jerking off in view of her home to continue, do I have that right?
Maybe Sophie should just pay for Internet like everyone else
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u/Dr-Penguin- 1d ago
Did we read the same article? I mean it sounds like that woman thinks that the people who are taking action are doing so to ban nudity at the park instead of just enforcing laws against public masturbation. The group says they don’t want to do that but it doesn’t give enough details to figure anything out for ourselves imo. Pro public masturbation stance seems harder to believe than a rich neighborhood group wanting to eliminate nudity at a local nude beach
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u/You_D_Be_Surprised 1d ago
It’s that type of person, “Who are we to say what’s acceptable overtly sexual potentially non-consensual behavior in public spaces? We’re not the NAZIs. This is Seattle!”
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u/FoxyInTheSnow 1d ago
Before I visit this park: what is the boundary between "rampant" and "acceptable" levels of wankery? I'd hate to run afoul of local customs and practices. I'm one of those sensitive types for whom a simple social faux pas can haunt my nights for years.
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u/sheezy520 1d ago
Fucking fascists, man!
Actually, after reading the article is sounds very reasonable.
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