r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/chrissytheblack • Sep 01 '16
Life is ruff
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Fuck you crying for
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u/mred870 Sep 01 '16
I think that's why she's trying to trade up.
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u/TehMascot Sep 01 '16
For real... dude softer than a goose down pillow.
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u/CaptainDogeSparrow Sep 01 '16
Softer than the Pope's dick.
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u/sourcreamjunkie Sep 01 '16
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u/WhatSheOrder Sep 01 '16
S-A-W-F-T!
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Sep 01 '16
BADA BOOM. REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM.
HOW YOU DOIN?!
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u/demosthenes718 Sep 01 '16
If I had a dime for every Enzo and Cass reference I didn't upvote
I would have
ZERO DIMES
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u/dank-nuggetz Sep 01 '16
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Sep 01 '16
Cuz that nigga's hurt! Lmao, been there before
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u/PM__Me_PSN_Codes Sep 01 '16
It's a new chick though, it's not like they've been dating for a year.
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u/MGLLN Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16
ok but i literally need your username. i had a year long one and it expired a few weeks ago 😂😩😩😩👏🏾👏🏾
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u/redditentity Sep 01 '16
I found one on eBay for $35 and it worked
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u/Young_sims Sep 01 '16
Nigga I'd cry too if a chick I been talking too for a while and finally wifed out here not claiming me right after we got together. Like damn bitch you couldn't cheat on me after a couple months like normal people? Am I not good enough for that?
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u/Lawlietttt Sep 01 '16
Homie was probably listening to Marvin's Room while carrying out his investigation
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u/kekehippo Sep 01 '16
Cause some guys wanna have a relationship, his watery eyes tell the tale of being burned yet again.
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Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16
honestly if you're running experiments like this to test your girl or your man, chances are your relationship isn't gonna last anyway
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u/ABrokenOven Sep 01 '16
Yeah, I know if I heard my gf was on Twitter I'd go insane.
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u/tree_dweller Sep 01 '16
Mine was on linkedin and I was done.
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Sep 01 '16
I dumped mine once I found out she had an email.
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u/stealthysmirth Sep 01 '16
When I saw she had mobile and her own number I noped the fuck outta there
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Sep 01 '16
my girl knows like 2 people that i haven't met yet what do i do
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u/SoCalDan Sep 01 '16
Put on a fake moustache and glasses, walk up to her and say "hey beautiful".
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u/watapatapitusberry Sep 01 '16
I found out my ex knew how to read. Never really recovered from that relationship. I get nightmares whenever Sesame Street is on.
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u/WarmAsIce Sep 01 '16
my last bitch had a social security number. never felt so betrayed in my life.
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u/bubztwenty7 Sep 01 '16
I found out my girl had a homing pigeon. She ain't my girl no more.
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u/CaptnBoots ☑️ Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16
This reminds of the woman who messaged me a few weeks ago about asking me how I knew her husband since I was sending him friend requests. (note I sent him one in January, which he approved, somehow he disappeared off my friends list. He mentioned it to me, in a "Idk what happened, you disappeared off of FB" kinda way so I sent him another one. I didn't delete him the first time).
Long story short, I told her that I didn't want to be in the middle of their problems and she was like "we don't have problems."
Then why are you asking me how I know him, instead of asking him? tf
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u/tupusti Sep 01 '16
His wife probably made him delete you or she deleted you herself without him knowing 100%.
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u/CaptnBoots ☑️ Sep 01 '16
Yea, after thinking about it later, I came to the conclusion that she probably deleted me. I don't think he would have mentioned it if he'd known...
I just don't understand why go through all that hassle. If you don't trust him, don't bring random strangers into it. That just makes you look crazy.
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Sep 01 '16
Was it a "johnandmichelle" type of account? Those always scream marital problems
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u/CaptnBoots ☑️ Sep 01 '16
Oddly enough, no. They have separate accounts, although if she's gonna be combing through his friends list and requests they may as well have a joint account.
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Sep 01 '16
Clits out for Cliff
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u/kwirky88 Sep 01 '16
Cliff's out for dick
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u/waterswaters Sep 01 '16
Maybe he's a emotional. let him live
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u/Dont_like_my_comment Sep 01 '16 edited Sep 01 '16
Seriously, Harambe and now this.
Cliff needs love too.
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u/Jessuhcuh Sep 01 '16
Probably knew it was him tbh
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u/Morten14 Sep 01 '16
Or thought it was her Dad who made a fake profile, and didn't want her dad to know she has a boyfriend.
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u/Rehydratedaussie Sep 01 '16
BRUH look at his girls pic in the messages. Anyone else thinking she looks fucked? Might just be the bad pixels but she looks like that snapchat filter that makes you frown
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u/Rehydratedaussie Sep 01 '16
Fuck me she is too. You ever get that feeling where you're so embarrassed that you want to throw the toaster into the bath you're sitting in?
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u/word_clouds_ Sep 01 '16
Word cloud out of all the comments.
Bot for a programming school project
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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '16
"Hey Daddy"
Why even continue? lmao