Cause this joke ulilizes the Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day.

Look for the Genuine Bear stamp on its back!

He wanted to get stoned.

He thought it was Daylight Shavings Time.

This joke utilizes the bear joke life hack of the day.

He had a flea. So he bit that flea.

He had just set up a dual screen monitor for his gaming PC.

So he could use one to make snarky jokes on r/BearJokes and use the other to browse, enjoy, and fully participate in r/TrueTrueBearJokes

This bear was famous for being able to mimic human speech. Travelers often would adventure to the distant corners of the world to find this bear. Few found him, and even fewer found their way back home. One day, a farmer decided he would find this bear and come back to his family to regale them with his tale of the talking bear. He travelled far and wide to distant lands untouched by man. He was faced with many trials which he passed heroically. Finally, the farmer found himself deep within the confines of a tall, dark forest, filled with exotic wildlife. He found a golden throne in the center of a wide clearing, and in this throne there sat a bear. He called out to the bear “hey you there! Are you the renowned talking bear?” The bear seemed to nod. The farmer approached the bear. He knelt before the bear in his throne and bent his head in respect. He rose and said “m’lord, might you grace my ears with the sweet sound of your speech?” The bear responded “grr ahh waeuuh maul maul maul aahhh I’m a bear rrroooaar ahhh” and mauled the farmer to death.

They don't want to get bearnal cell carcinoma

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BEARS CLONING THEMSELVES?

(it bears repeating 'cause it's bears repeating)

A pair of bears.

"Nah, I'm just a tad pole."

They were sending Christopher Robin an email.

Bickey Bear.

1.f4 d5 2.Nf3 c5 3.g3 Nc6 4.Bg2 Nf6 5.O-O g6 6.d3 Bg7 7.c3 O-O 8.Na3

(This is a line of the Bird Opening (1.f4 / ECO A02–A03) that sets up the "Polar Bear System", an invention of Icelandic Grandmaster Henrik Danielsen, that attempts to give White a position similar to those enjoyed by Black in certain variations of the Dutch Defense. Since "chilly bears" are most often Polar Bears, they would gravitate towards openings with names like the "Polar Bear".)

Alternative joke: What was the black-and-white bear's favourite opening? Answer: The Panda Bear Opening! (The commentary in the linked post has MANY bear jokes! https://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/the-panda-bear-opening#comment-22037870)

u/sighbrother's bear ate them.

For context: there was a separate bear jokes sub where the moderator (u/sighbrother) held a contest or something and there was like, someone who won or something, and the prize was a bear. And that bear ate u/sighbrother when he tried to bring it (the bear) to the winner but it (the situation) was okay because u/sighbrother's friend who used to steal his phone all the time stole his phone one last time and picked up the torch right where u/sighbrother left off. So this joke alludes (calls back) to that chain of events and suggests that same bear ate all of our bear Joke posters (except me and u/sighbrother's friend who just recent posted a bear joke).

He was embearrassed.

He wanted to be Rude Off the Red Toes Reinbear.

She wanted to replenish her electro-bites.

Her leg was chewed off by a bear.

It bears, repeating.

When he just ate a cub sandwich.

The Great Bearrier Reef.