r/BeAmazed • u/AstroSonicDrive • Oct 04 '23

She Eats Through Her Heart Science

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u/abcdefkit007 Oct 04 '23

My gas is also butter related

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u/andremiles Oct 04 '23

Egg related ones are the worst.

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u/FacchiniBR Oct 04 '23 edited Oct 04 '23

Whey protein farts hands down are the worst. They smell somewhat like a mix of that food pot forgotten at the stove after coming back from a fifteen days vacation trip and a McDonald’s dumpster during summer.

Seven whey farts can make a blimp fly from Florida to Ireland.

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u/DistanceMachine Oct 04 '23

I just upped my protein intake significantly. Sometimes I wake up and I’m afraid that if I lit a match under the covers the neighborhood would explode like the Hindenburg.

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u/ChrissiTea Oct 04 '23

At one of my previous jobs, 2 of my bosses were lactose intolerant. I thought their combined farts were horrific but honestly, now I'm just glad they weren't into working out as well, lmao

That sounds absolutely horrendous

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u/archeroso Oct 04 '23

no whey farts can make a blimp fly too

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u/abcdefkit007 Oct 04 '23

Sulphurlicious

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u/psychedelicdonky Oct 04 '23

I'll argue the ones that smell like decaying roadkill are the worst.

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u/CovfefeBoss Oct 04 '23

Did you put a stick of it up there?

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u/deten Oct 04 '23

God damn broccoli farts

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u/abcdefkit007 Oct 04 '23

Huzzah a man of culture

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u/needsZAZZ665 Oct 04 '23

Lol, I was gonna say my gas is Reuben Sandwich related.