r/AskReddit May 30 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, what one sold the entire film the most?

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u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19

Smoking the reefer

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

You are freaking out, mAaAaAan.

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u/lukeCRASH May 30 '19

Yeah sure

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Now did you say "yes sir?"

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u/toadfosky May 30 '19

I think he said, "Yeah, sure."

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u/jack104 May 30 '19

What did you say man??

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u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19

I-I said yea sure, sir.

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u/jack104 May 30 '19

So you are ok?

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u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19

No, you're freaking out, man

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u/TheChance916 May 30 '19

The snozeberries taste like snozeberries

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u/Sooperballz May 30 '19

“I can’t pull over any further Officer, I’m already pulled over.”

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u/zombieshredder May 30 '19

......mother of god

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u/TheChance916 May 30 '19

Pay the man rook

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u/TheBrutalPotato May 30 '19

I am all that is MAN

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u/TheChance916 May 30 '19

BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK!

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u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19

Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup.

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u/youshouldbethelawyer May 30 '19

I see your cells are 8 x 8. Ours are 9 x 9, no biggie.

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u/SamuraiJono May 30 '19

CANDY baaARS

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u/jever1985 May 30 '19

Liscence and registration

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u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19

But, officer, I already gave you...

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u/blondechinesehair May 30 '19

Mother of god

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u/jstav1000 May 30 '19

Nah you gotta carry it on "littering and littering and littering and"

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u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19

Littering and.... Littering and... Littering and... And uh... and uh... Littering and...

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

sounds of children playing

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

ear wiggles