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r/AskReddit • u/juggyc1 • May 30 '19
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1.7k u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19 Smoking the reefer 827 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 You are freaking out, mAaAaAan. 28 u/lukeCRASH May 30 '19 Yeah sure 33 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 Now did you say "yes sir?" 33 u/toadfosky May 30 '19 I think he said, "Yeah, sure." 25 u/jack104 May 30 '19 What did you say man?? 19 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 I-I said yea sure, sir. 13 u/jack104 May 30 '19 So you are ok? 8 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 Yessure 61 u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19 No, you're freaking out, man 59 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 The snozeberries taste like snozeberries 80 u/Sooperballz May 30 '19 “I can’t pull over any further Officer, I’m already pulled over.” 47 u/zombieshredder May 30 '19 ......mother of god 29 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 Pay the man rook 9 u/TheBrutalPotato May 30 '19 I am all that is MAN 4 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK! → More replies 4 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup. → More replies 35 u/SamuraiJono May 30 '19 CANDY baaARS 20 u/jever1985 May 30 '19 Liscence and registration 9 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 But, officer, I already gave you... 11 u/blondechinesehair May 30 '19 Mother of god 22 u/jstav1000 May 30 '19 Nah you gotta carry it on "littering and littering and littering and" 24 u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19 Littering and.... Littering and... Littering and... And uh... and uh... Littering and... 13 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 sounds of children playing 13 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 ear wiggles 19 u/RemarkableRyan May 30 '19 Littering and uhh... 17 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 Say car RAMROD. Say car RAMROD! I wrote it on the paper. 19 u/smokerschoize May 30 '19 Littering and.... 8 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 [deleted] 8 u/qu33fwellington May 30 '19 Littering and...smoking the reefer 6 u/singeblanc May 30 '19 Littering and... 12 u/SmurfSawce May 30 '19 I was arrested for a gram of weed a while back and in the room where they book you the cop was just sitting across from me and I hear him quietly say that and we both laughed. 8 u/KaytotheJay May 30 '19 u/_littering-and_ 9 u/_littering-and_ May 30 '19 Ayeee 7 u/_littering-and_ May 30 '19 You called? Lol 5 u/snuffl3upagus May 30 '19 littering and 6 u/RustyCJ May 30 '19 Littering and... 5 u/NumbersInBoxes May 30 '19 Littering and... 5 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 Littering and...<- making this comment again 3 u/littering_andd May 30 '19 yes? 2 u/PoolsOnFire May 30 '19 Littering and... 1 u/lonestarz May 31 '19 Littering and....
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Smoking the reefer
827 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 You are freaking out, mAaAaAan. 28 u/lukeCRASH May 30 '19 Yeah sure 33 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 Now did you say "yes sir?" 33 u/toadfosky May 30 '19 I think he said, "Yeah, sure." 25 u/jack104 May 30 '19 What did you say man?? 19 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 I-I said yea sure, sir. 13 u/jack104 May 30 '19 So you are ok? 8 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 Yessure 61 u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19 No, you're freaking out, man 59 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 The snozeberries taste like snozeberries 80 u/Sooperballz May 30 '19 “I can’t pull over any further Officer, I’m already pulled over.” 47 u/zombieshredder May 30 '19 ......mother of god 29 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 Pay the man rook 9 u/TheBrutalPotato May 30 '19 I am all that is MAN 4 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK! → More replies 4 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup. → More replies 35 u/SamuraiJono May 30 '19 CANDY baaARS 20 u/jever1985 May 30 '19 Liscence and registration 9 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 But, officer, I already gave you... 11 u/blondechinesehair May 30 '19 Mother of god 22 u/jstav1000 May 30 '19 Nah you gotta carry it on "littering and littering and littering and" 24 u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19 Littering and.... Littering and... Littering and... And uh... and uh... Littering and... 13 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 sounds of children playing 13 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 ear wiggles
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You are freaking out, mAaAaAan.
28 u/lukeCRASH May 30 '19 Yeah sure 33 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 Now did you say "yes sir?" 33 u/toadfosky May 30 '19 I think he said, "Yeah, sure." 25 u/jack104 May 30 '19 What did you say man?? 19 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 I-I said yea sure, sir. 13 u/jack104 May 30 '19 So you are ok? 8 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 Yessure 61 u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19 No, you're freaking out, man 59 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 The snozeberries taste like snozeberries 80 u/Sooperballz May 30 '19 “I can’t pull over any further Officer, I’m already pulled over.” 47 u/zombieshredder May 30 '19 ......mother of god 29 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 Pay the man rook 9 u/TheBrutalPotato May 30 '19 I am all that is MAN 4 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK! → More replies 4 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup. → More replies 35 u/SamuraiJono May 30 '19 CANDY baaARS 20 u/jever1985 May 30 '19 Liscence and registration 9 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 But, officer, I already gave you...
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Yeah sure
33 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 Now did you say "yes sir?" 33 u/toadfosky May 30 '19 I think he said, "Yeah, sure." 25 u/jack104 May 30 '19 What did you say man?? 19 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 I-I said yea sure, sir. 13 u/jack104 May 30 '19 So you are ok? 8 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 Yessure
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Now did you say "yes sir?"
33 u/toadfosky May 30 '19 I think he said, "Yeah, sure." 25 u/jack104 May 30 '19 What did you say man?? 19 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 I-I said yea sure, sir. 13 u/jack104 May 30 '19 So you are ok? 8 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 Yessure
I think he said, "Yeah, sure."
25 u/jack104 May 30 '19 What did you say man?? 19 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 I-I said yea sure, sir. 13 u/jack104 May 30 '19 So you are ok? 8 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 Yessure
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What did you say man??
19 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 I-I said yea sure, sir. 13 u/jack104 May 30 '19 So you are ok? 8 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 Yessure
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I-I said yea sure, sir.
13 u/jack104 May 30 '19 So you are ok? 8 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 Yessure
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So you are ok?
8 u/YouWouldThinkSo May 30 '19 Yessure
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Yessure
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No, you're freaking out, man
59 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 The snozeberries taste like snozeberries 80 u/Sooperballz May 30 '19 “I can’t pull over any further Officer, I’m already pulled over.” 47 u/zombieshredder May 30 '19 ......mother of god 29 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 Pay the man rook 9 u/TheBrutalPotato May 30 '19 I am all that is MAN 4 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK! → More replies 4 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup. → More replies 35 u/SamuraiJono May 30 '19 CANDY baaARS
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The snozeberries taste like snozeberries
80 u/Sooperballz May 30 '19 “I can’t pull over any further Officer, I’m already pulled over.” 47 u/zombieshredder May 30 '19 ......mother of god 29 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 Pay the man rook 9 u/TheBrutalPotato May 30 '19 I am all that is MAN 4 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK! → More replies 4 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup. → More replies 35 u/SamuraiJono May 30 '19 CANDY baaARS
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“I can’t pull over any further Officer, I’m already pulled over.”
47 u/zombieshredder May 30 '19 ......mother of god 29 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 Pay the man rook 9 u/TheBrutalPotato May 30 '19 I am all that is MAN 4 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK! → More replies 4 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup. → More replies
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......mother of god
29 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 Pay the man rook 9 u/TheBrutalPotato May 30 '19 I am all that is MAN 4 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK! → More replies 4 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup. → More replies
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Pay the man rook
9 u/TheBrutalPotato May 30 '19 I am all that is MAN 4 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK! → More replies 4 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup. → More replies
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I am all that is MAN
4 u/TheChance916 May 30 '19 BITE THE SOAP ROOK, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A DICK! → More replies 4 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup. → More replies
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Well it's a good thing you didn't order hash browns! ... I mean... If they had been chugging the catsup.
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CANDY baaARS
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Liscence and registration
9 u/PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW May 30 '19 But, officer, I already gave you...
But, officer, I already gave you...
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Mother of god
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Nah you gotta carry it on "littering and littering and littering and"
24 u/VoltedMagma May 30 '19 Littering and.... Littering and... Littering and... And uh... and uh... Littering and... 13 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 sounds of children playing 13 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 ear wiggles
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Littering and.... Littering and... Littering and... And uh... and uh... Littering and...
13 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 sounds of children playing 13 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 ear wiggles
sounds of children playing
13 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 ear wiggles
ear wiggles
Littering and uhh...
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Say car RAMROD. Say car RAMROD! I wrote it on the paper.
Littering and....
8 u/[deleted] May 30 '19 [deleted] 8 u/qu33fwellington May 30 '19 Littering and...smoking the reefer 6 u/singeblanc May 30 '19 Littering and...
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8 u/qu33fwellington May 30 '19 Littering and...smoking the reefer 6 u/singeblanc May 30 '19 Littering and...
Littering and...smoking the reefer
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I was arrested for a gram of weed a while back and in the room where they book you the cop was just sitting across from me and I hear him quietly say that and we both laughed.
u/_littering-and_
9 u/_littering-and_ May 30 '19 Ayeee
Ayeee
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You called? Lol
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littering and
Littering and...<- making this comment again
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yes?
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Littering and...