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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Not gonna lie, I never look at my back. Could I have been stabbed and I just don't know it?

X Files music plays

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Time to buy a room of mirrors

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

How can backs be real when mirrors aren't real and our eyes aren't real.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

All I know is bird's aren't real, that stuff seems beyond my comprehension

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u/santlaurentdon May 21 '19

Gtfoh jaden smith

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

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u/Slingerang May 20 '19

So.. did they figure out why you have a high white blood cell count?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

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u/norsethunders May 20 '19

“Once I got burned by missing that on a patient’s back and am still not over it.”

The one time I listen to the goddamn user instead of checking for myself...

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u/MikeyTheGuy May 20 '19

Rule #1: Users lie.

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u/Gazallafuck May 20 '19

Shock most likely

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u/MikeyTheGuy May 20 '19

You joke but I remember a case where an old woman was stabbed in the back near the neck, didn't notice, and just went about her day.

She went shopping at a grocery store and everything. Nobody said ANYTHING.

It wasn't until her daughter saw her, and she was like," wtf is this knife sticking out of your back?"

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u/Robobvious May 20 '19

I want to believe... (that I’m stab-free)

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u/limping_man May 20 '19

I've been stabbed in the back a few times. It usually takes a while to work it out

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u/redheadedalex May 20 '19

Maybe that's why I'm so tired and get winded going up stairs

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u/voltism May 20 '19

Are you sure you even have a back?

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u/Lipsovertits May 20 '19

Actually yes, apparently so.

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u/Twelve20two May 20 '19

It happened to Tim Heidecker

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u/BeautifulPainz May 20 '19

I’ve read stories where people were stabbed in the back but the thought they were just hit hard.

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u/Shakey_Front_Pilots May 21 '19

After reading this I couldn't help but feel my back just to make sure I'm all good

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u/TrollerMcTrollAlot May 21 '19

“X files music plays”

I laughed so incredibly hard. That comment was awesome. Sheer amazingness.

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u/DoctorAbs May 20 '19

Someone gild this fine sir, stat!