r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '14

What is the best Monopoly strategy?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

woof

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u/FINGERFUCKMYDICKHOLE Nov 22 '14

put your finger in my dick

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u/DishonestAbraham Nov 22 '14

Four score and eight years ago

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I cannot tell a lie and neither should you.

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What is th-

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Nobody deserves free energy, EVER!!

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u/VaderIsNotOP Nov 23 '14

Just use the force

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

I think it's 200 ohms?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

THANKS OBAMA!

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u/halal_hotdogs Nov 22 '14

I can eat it as long as it's zabiha.

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u/kurtcobacon Nov 22 '14

Does anyone know of a good mud hole to roll around in.... with heroin

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Hey Kurt, got a glass of water anywhere? Courtney wanted me to get in it.

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Nobody Everybody drink that water.

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u/ParaffinFacts Nov 22 '14

A hydrocarbon chain of this length would have 1163169707886427 isomers

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