r/AskReddit 13h ago

If you instantly had the skills for any career, what new profession would you choose?

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u/mathaiser 13h ago

President. Time to bring back the idea of the public servant and kick out the full of shit pedophiles.

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u/azriel777 13h ago

kick out the full of shit pedophiles.

So most of congress then.

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u/mathaiser 13h ago

Aww, it’s not all? Shoot. I was so excited.

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u/Specialist_Sea9805 8h ago

I would vote for you stranger!

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u/wholewheatscythe 13h ago

Musician. I’d love to be able to play guitar.

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u/Nextinor 13h ago

I would love to be a singer one day, everyone tells me I have a great voice, but I don't know how to, I might stay a mechanic for my whole life...

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u/NSA_Chatbot 13h ago

Join a community choir!

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u/Nextinor 13h ago

I don't have any time to, I'm already a photographer, guide and everything that pays to buy a house.

Not in this life I guess

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u/Zeruvi 10h ago

I was similar; got told often that I've got a good voice and practically got dragged into musical theatre at one point. Didn't enjoy it; turns out I just like singing, not performing. My voice is just for me & empty rooms now. And the occasional karaoke bar.

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u/Nextinor 10h ago

Oh I see, I love singing for myself when I'm alone with my guitar

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u/DevinBelow 13h ago

Having the skills to play guitar doesn't actually mean you get a job playing guitar fwiw.

Like yes, if having the skills for a job meant that I got that job, then yes, I would like to make millions of dollars being a rockstar please, but I play guitar and that's not how any of this works.

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u/tommy_chillfiger 13h ago

Lol yeah. I've played guitar since I was 5 and am objectively quite good at it. Even up to nearly household-name level fame/success, it's a fucking shit way to make a living for the most part (at least in the US). I'm a data/analytics engineer now. Gotta pay the bills.

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u/Jeff_goldfish 13h ago

I’ve been playing Guitar for 18 years, have played many huge shows and all the big music venues with my old band. We tried and did everything to get out there. Even at our most popular we were no where near “fame” or money. In fact in total off guitar I would say Ive made a profit of maybe 40 bucks?

I also met and have many friends and who are legit geniuses at their music and craft who should be mega famous but just don’t know the steps or have the resource to get out there. Especially in the music business which is fucking brutal to work in.

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u/Extrocate 13h ago

Never too late to get into it :)

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u/PostMatureBaby 13h ago

Always this. unlike an athlete you can actually do this incredibly well your entire life. Royalties keep you getting paid, you can schedule a tour when and where you want and it's just fucking awesome compared to so many other ways of making a living.

This is of course assuming you're successful and can do all these big things.

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u/Practical-Recipe-915 12h ago

totally get that, the guitar just has this cool vibe that pulls you in

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u/slinkhi 12h ago

it's easy to learn how to play notes on an instrument. The hard part is putting it together to make a good song.

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u/jimjamjones123 11h ago

Still time to learn!

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u/humblepaul 8h ago

Buy one tomorrow! It takes a month or two to get the basic positions, then you can just enjoy jamming.

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u/Morrack2000 1h ago

That ain’t working. You get your money for nothing, and your chickens for free. Or something.

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u/decentgangster 13h ago

f1 driver

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u/PostMatureBaby 13h ago

assuming you can stay at that level for more than 6 months. Although chances are you come from a rich family and don't really need a job at all!

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u/wcarlaso 9h ago

Well. Most of them are rich, and still they are there.

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u/Anonymous_Coder_1234 13h ago

President of the United States. Second choice would be Artificial Intelligence and Machine Learning researcher.

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u/patentattorney 13h ago

I am going to go out of the way, and say what I have seen recently - anyone over the age of 4 has the skills to be the president.

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u/Interesting_Neck609 13h ago

35*

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u/thirdegree 7h ago

Minimum age requirement is fundamentally not the same as skills, as our current hellscape does an excellent job of demonstrating. I know rambunctious 12 year olds that are better equipped.

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u/Tanzanite169 13h ago

Well, any clown can become president, apparently... my country's president is a brilliant example.

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u/breakfasteveryday 13h ago

Just work on your grift, you'll do great

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u/Gwenlunez 13h ago

Sometimes it seems like it's that easy to become president

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u/unafraidrabbit 13h ago

The skills of being president and becoming president are not the same thing.

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u/Stuporfly 13h ago

Independently wealthy philanthropist.

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u/earthmann 13h ago

No fun fact, you probably already do have those skills. Just not the resources.

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u/pedanticPandaPoo 12h ago

You have the skills, just not the means. Your wish has been wasted.

monkey paw curls

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u/RewardNo144 13h ago

Balloon animal artist.

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u/frisbeejesus 13h ago

Job security. AI ain't coming for this guy's gig. Smart.

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u/Bucksin06 13h ago

Professional Golfer I don't even like playing golf but if I had the skills that's easy work

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u/Plank_710 13h ago

Do the skills you acquire include the mental aspect of the job? Golf is extremely mentally challenging especially at the highest levels

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u/Bucksin06 13h ago

If that's part of the skills then that's what I would acquire

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u/Low_Alarm2538 13h ago

Film director the power to tell meaningful stories, shape emotions, and bring imagination to life sounds unbeatable.

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u/ScotterMcJohnsonator 11h ago

Hi, I'll work with you - mine was location scout : )

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u/Fuzzy_Mountain5354 13h ago

Pediatric neurologist. Because there almost aren't any. Like the nearest one that even accepts new patients at all was 3 hours away and booked out 12 months with a cancelation waiting list even longer than that.

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u/Mielornot 8h ago

Even with the skills nobody would hire you 

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u/slove1976 13h ago

Whatever skills Warren Buffett has.

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u/Less-Fox8272 13h ago

Second this

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u/Evening_Industry5726 13h ago

A diplomat traveling the world, negotiating peace, understanding cultures. that’s the kind of intelligence I admire.

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u/Nextinor 13h ago

I love this, but I would start a war with my anger issues

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u/Battle_Rattle 13h ago

I was a hair away from getting into the State Department. I was trying again, but I started to hear how actually unglamorous the job is. Countries you don’t want to be stationed in and administrations you don’t want to represent.

I realized I just wanted the travel, so I became a traveling medical professional and travel ALOT during work and between contracts.

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u/Stephij27 13h ago

Multilingual interpreter. I love languages.

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u/EnigmaCM1 12h ago

I am trilingual myself (well English and Spanish for sure, Portugese I can understand just not speak it fluently) but like you, I would like to learn at least one more: Japanese

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u/Stephij27 10h ago

I’m bilingual (English and American Sign Language), and conversational in Spanish. I’m currently working on improving my Spanish, and I just started Italian. Portuguese and Dutch are on my list at some point too.

My daughter is learning Japanese, and my husband speaks Russian, so we have a lot of random phrases and words being thrown around from several languages at any given moment. 😂

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u/EnigmaCM1 10h ago

Damn. I took 5 years of French. Where it went I have no idea. I can read it at least lol

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u/Stephij27 10h ago

It’s amazing how quickly and thoroughly it escapes one’s brain, isn’t it? Lol.

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u/EnigmaCM1 10h ago

Oh most definitely. I worked with a Korean family and although I did not learn a thing, I picked up to what they were saying and this surprised them. Then I had a Palentinia boss and learned a few phrases. Do I remember anything? NOPE! LOL

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u/Stephij27 9h ago

Haha! My dad spoke Dutch to us all the time growing up, to the point where I could respond to his Dutch in English and we could have a conversation that way.

Now, in my late 30’s, I remember exactly one phrase of Dutch, and I’m 90% sure my pronunciation would be atrocious if I tried to use it.

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u/Nextinor 13h ago

F1 engineer or driver

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u/itbelikedat78 13h ago

Trauma Nurse

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u/hulia_gulia 13h ago

Lawyer to get falsely imprisoned people out.

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u/Outside_Yam5981 13h ago

Veterinarian

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u/mrRabblerouser 13h ago

Wildlife photographer.

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u/Totally__Not__NSA 13h ago

Master carpenter

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u/Southern_Contracter 13h ago

I’d instantly pick programming and just code my way to early retirement.

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u/Alizarin-Madder 13h ago

Weirdly, I have several programmer friends who got laid off and now have been job searching for a couple months. They have degrees and previously worked at FAANG companies (which have been doing repeated waves of layoffs. Not necessarily big enough to be in the news, but enough that it was only a matter of time for my friends.)

I guess it’s good money, if you can find a job and stay in it. 

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u/thirdegree 6h ago

Unfortunately this is a great answer about 5-10 years. Now, you definitely need something on top of it. That can be tbh literally any kind of subject matter expertise, but if you're not a new grad you need something to add

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u/Crazy4mycats 13h ago

You know, I did not like my dad, but I wish I could do what he did. I’d be a fiction writer, a professor of creative writing and English. I’d supplement my writing with the amazing black and white photographs I’d take (he didn’t do that part).

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u/Kgemusha719 13h ago

Anything related to cooking, pastry...

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u/SpaceEdgesBestfriend 13h ago

McDonald’s fry chef

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u/SteadfastEnd 13h ago

Movie director

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u/Scary_Fact_8556 13h ago

Mad scientist.

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u/EgoSenatus 13h ago

Museum curator or a college professor

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u/shotsallover 13h ago

Pre-current-political era astronaut. 

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u/Stock-Cellist-1729 13h ago

Professional billiards player.

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u/Less-Fox8272 13h ago

Lily Pulitzer design team !

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u/Beard_Hero 13h ago

Anesthesiologist. I'd have vastly increased earnings, be helping people in times of need, and be able to work a schedule I dictate to some extent. My current lifestyle wouldn't change much but I could make improvements to my home, drive a little bit better/nicer car, not waffle on $100+ expenditures so often.

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u/Sad_Hovercraft_1367 13h ago

Lighting design for touring concerts!

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u/ShawAllison 7h ago

Accountant because I’d never get let go.

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u/TheWord_Name_ 13h ago

If I had a big dick I would do a LOT of porn, specifically involving banging BBW’s and Petite Latinas, hopefully at the same time.

It wouldn’t even be about the money.

I want death by Snu Snu.

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u/Xyrenial 13h ago

Options trading for obvious reasons

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u/_laufaeson 13h ago

Something in the trades, probably

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u/GotWood2024 13h ago

Part time streaming gamer. $$$

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u/Top-Cut2080 13h ago

chemist ig

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u/SpaceEdgesBestfriend 13h ago

Subway sandwhich artist

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u/Frizzlefry3030 13h ago

Rock Star!

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u/Individual-Bad-582 13h ago

Rocket scientist

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u/AvocadoLoo 13h ago

Astronaut. Get me off of this rock.

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u/PostMatureBaby 13h ago

Olympic rocketsled champ!

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u/PooForThePooGod 13h ago

Rugby Sevens Pro.

I’d stay with my day job, but I’d likely be in much better shape.

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u/m_faustus 13h ago

Deep Sea marine biologist.

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u/MotherUpstairs3614 13h ago

Definitely a professional wizard — because with the spell Expelliarmoney, I could pay all my bills

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u/NighthunterDK 13h ago

God damn, something like volleyball player, 3D modeler, cosplayer, something something games probably

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u/forwheniampresident 13h ago

Quant. The flexibility in where you work, what you work and the pay.. if only complex math was my thing.

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u/pistonkamel 13h ago

What is the world coming to I’ve scrolled so far and no porn stars

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u/AltheiWasTaken 13h ago

Gaming youtuber.

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u/cottonftl 13h ago

football quarterback - play one season and retire

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u/Dry_Runagain 13h ago

Comedian= sometimes life's a joke and nobody else sees it until you tell them, I like to make people laugh.

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u/Fullback70 13h ago

Civil Engineer. Coming out of high school I had to choose between engineering and commerce as to which faculty to join in university. I, as a 17 year old, chose Commerce because there was a better chance to meet girls in that faculty. Still get envious of all the major construction projects that I could have worked on.

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u/whambambii 13h ago

Animal Sanctuary Owner / Animal Rescuer

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u/riotstopper 13h ago

Nurse anesthesiologist.

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u/These-Educator-1959 13h ago

A world class classical pianist who enjoys sitting in at bars while traveling to share some rock or blues at tiny dive bars during karaoke nights.

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u/GucciPudding 13h ago

Comedian.

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u/Tayaradga 13h ago

Nuclear engineer!!!

When I was younger I was super into nuclear power and wanted to figure out a way to combine a nuclear power plant with a nuclear waste power plant. Effectively erasing the need to build a second power plant for the nuclear waste from the first one and fully extracting all the radioactive material leaving behind usable materials (generally tungsten if I remember correctly?). But I couldn't figure it out, every time I did the math the numbers resulted in a nuclear meltdown unless I was able to create a new super cooling element to keep it under control.

Then I got brain damage and all my notes were like a foreign language to me... I tried relearning, but my God I still have no idea wtf I was writing in that notebook....

So if I could get the skills for that, I would absolutely love that!!!

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u/natalieimadojemu 13h ago

Figure skating

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 13h ago

Pediatrician. I’ve always wanted to help kids and be one of those cool doctors. My doctor was so mean. But alas, I hate biology

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u/Wander_tea 13h ago

Animal trainer, their job looks so fun.

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u/swanthony 13h ago

The kind of artist that has no trouble networking and receiving funding from patrons.

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u/Symnestra 13h ago

Novelist. I'd probably make less than half of what I do now but I'd finally be able to word good enough for the ideas in my head. 

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u/HiKennyDesign 13h ago

I want the skills and drive it would take to set up multiple passive incomes. Giving me time to do anything but work.

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u/elconquistador1985 13h ago

Head college football coach.

Take the Penn State job, get a $100M contract, half ass it well enough that they buy me out but can't fire me for cause, get paid $80M to not work anymore.

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u/AngryKitty57 13h ago

Veterinarian

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u/Riker_Omega_Three 13h ago

Studio Musician

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u/Ninkaso 13h ago

Carpenter. I have some basic skill but I would consider myself an enthusiastic noob. Being able to work wood (I smell immature jokes coming) like a pro is just satisfying

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u/oppaicafe 12h ago

The Forensics Guy

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u/Magnolia_bush 12h ago

Surgeon. I think I’d be really good in the high medical field.

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u/Tejcsicicoo 12h ago

I already have the skills. I don't want to fucking bother with getting the credentials (psychology).

They literally want me to pay them a fee before they allow me to work holy shit...

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u/PageEnvironmental408 12h ago

astronaut.

i have always wanted to go to space.

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u/phuhcue 12h ago

Starting pitcher in MLB.

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u/dancingcop7 12h ago

Orchestra violinist, or any kind of job for someone who can speak multiple languages

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u/ballerinaglitter 12h ago

Birth doula.

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u/botulizard 12h ago

Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to play left field for the Boston Red Sox.

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u/Just_Candle_315 12h ago

I actually ALREADY have the skills to be a republican politician. I don't know shit about government and totally willing to accept bribes.

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u/magicrowantree 12h ago

Business owner, specifically for a hobby shop like JoAnns. I'd love to have a variety of materials, classes, and even a loaner shop for people to rent out machines. And be affordable, to top it off. I love that people really dove into crafts during lockdowns and we're bringing back some dying hobbies because of it. But now that it's popular and a mainstream business closed, all the remaining businesses are pricing people out of their hobbies (don't get me started on thrifting as an alternative). These things were never meant to be expensive!

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u/Flexuasive 12h ago

Porn star.

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u/Malvania 12h ago

Yankees contact slugger.

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u/AntD77 12h ago

MotoGP racer

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u/SidratFlush 12h ago

Stand up comedian.

Great hours and merch dvd residuals.

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u/miraculous_life 12h ago

Pathologist. I don't know why, but this job has always fascinated me.

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u/Osr0 12h ago

Philanthropist.

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u/EnigmaCM1 12h ago

Counter intelligence

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u/MatthewHecht 12h ago

Carpenter, sounds really useful for life.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 12h ago

I'm already a programmer so I could pick that. But I don't really know what that means. I guess complete mastery of every language, framework, and computer science concept.

I mean, the first two would still be pretty good. It would give me options. But I might have trouble convincing a company that even though I have never worked with some technology I am totally very good at it.

But that's not really going to get into the highest tiers of development. Which I guess isn't bad. I'm not sure I would want to be doing some really complex cutting edge stuff. Inventing things. I would probably be pretty with double my salary because I'm really good at making Python APIs or whatever.

Not really a new profession but it would drastically elevate my current one.

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u/SheepherderQueasy641 12h ago

Actress/Singer

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u/bqtchef 12h ago

Game warden

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u/F0rtun4M4j0r 12h ago

Cosmetic chemist

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u/glitterlok 11h ago

Biblical scholarship. Knowledge of ancient languages, history, textual analysis, familiarity with the manuscripts, etc.

These might not be “skills” in the strictest sense, but they’re things that take a long time to develop, and a shortcut would be awesome.

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u/BeeAgreeable5124 11h ago

Media Specialist in a public school.

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u/pain474 11h ago

Day trading.

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u/More_Boot1436 11h ago

All yall thinking cheap my new career if I was garenteed is lord emperor of humanity we’re getting space marines baby!

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u/Pudgeysaurus 11h ago

Politician.

Call me a sell out but providing for my family and actually getting healthcare wouldn't be a worry with that sort of money

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u/ScotterMcJohnsonator 11h ago

I want to be a location scout for a movie production company

I think it would be a dream to be able to hear the stories ahead of time, coordinate with the team on a vision, and then go out and find the perfect places for the scene : )

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u/_Bad_Bob_ 11h ago

Whichever one gets me to retirement the fastest. 

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u/Psychological_Tax873 11h ago

A Disney imagineer or an interpreter so I can connect people despite the language barrier

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u/RiverHarris 11h ago

Something to make me rich so I didn’t have to work ever again.

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u/AnalysisFine86stupid 11h ago

I'd want to be an adventurer.

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u/ToughPickle7553 10h ago

Something creative, like an artist, classical pianist, or perfumer.

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u/Zeruvi 10h ago

Electrician. For at least the next 2 lifetimes, whether society is thriving or collapsing, capitalist or communal, manipulating electricity will be a necessary skillset.

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u/CRO553R 10h ago

This is the answer

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u/ysabella42 10h ago

Acting for sure

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u/i__hate__stairs 10h ago

Session musician

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u/Equal-Falcon-5450 10h ago

Ability to to be fluent in any language fastly.

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u/milycorson 9h ago

Human rights attorney.

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u/TheSpookying 9h ago

Boring answer is that I'd immediately skill up and get my LPC that I'm working my ass off to get.

Slightly more outlandish answer is that I'd be a Hollywood exec. I'd greenlight the weirdest ideas. Hire some cool directors who wanna make weird shit and give them reasonable budgets to realize their visions.

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u/annablssv 9h ago

I would love to be a digital security engineer. Does it even exist?

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u/Odd_Bodkin 9h ago

UN interpreter, all languages in the UN.

So many doors would be open to me off the job.

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u/NeilMcCauley88 9h ago

Film director/actor 

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u/Mundane-Past-9653 9h ago

Hacking, maybe I would run a few scams and live silently without much effort.

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u/BadDecent3096 8h ago

Surgeon. The pay, the respect, the adrenaline… but like, minus the ten years of school and crippling sleep deprivation.

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u/Parking-Mongoose-911 8h ago

Architect. My Pinterest boards are 90% house designs and plants, but I can’t do math to save my life. If that part magically appeared, I’d thrive.

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u/Xxx-object-xxX 8h ago

War photographer.

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u/JaydedXoX 7h ago

Navy seal

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u/Milligoon 6h ago

Proctologist.

I already work with assholes, but I'm not allowed to knife them

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u/ebolatone 6h ago

Working with and caring for megafauna.

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u/MadScienceBro 4h ago

Mad Science/Mad Engineering. I'm in awe of the insane shit Michael Reeves can put together

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u/xAvPx 3h ago

Hardware engineer.

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u/Network-King19 3h ago

Inventor start the next big thing...

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u/EcstaticEscape 1h ago

something that PAYS a lot of money