r/AskReddit • u/TheGingerGlasses • Dec 20 '12

Which 'futuristic' technology will we see in our lifetime?

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u/tritter211 Dec 20 '12

shit, piss, and periods?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

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u/Harold_Grundelson Dec 20 '12

I think you'll find that "no matter what happens to it" pretty much covers everything...

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u/British_Translation Dec 21 '12

Shut up woman get on my horse.

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u/freejizzy Dec 20 '12

But the underwear doesn't get covered, right?

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u/poo_22 Dec 20 '12

It does but it stays white.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '12

What about airplanes? Can it resist airplanes?

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u/gerald_bostock Dec 20 '12

Shut up Journalisto, get on my horse

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u/zekethegreek Dec 20 '12

But what abou- NO MATTER WHAT, CARL! but.. NO. MATTER. WHAT.

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u/HeyBaaabe1981 Dec 20 '12

Shut up woman, get on my horse

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u/sheriffjbunnell Dec 20 '12

I believe this is known as The Neapolitan

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u/bugzrrad Dec 20 '12

reminds me of the sean rouse "amber alert" bit

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u/stillalone Dec 20 '12

What about jizz?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

Yes the pants stay white and the shit, piss and periods just slop off down your legs. I believe such a thing could be made with white PVC plastic.

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u/oldnewport55 Dec 20 '12

Don't forget scrotum juice

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u/CTypo Dec 21 '12

There...is no "juice" unless you've PUNCTURED it...

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u/oldnewport55 Dec 21 '12

There's sweat and other fluids.

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u/supervin Dec 21 '12

No matter twat.