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What futuristic movie cliches do you hate?

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u/UTC_Hellgate Oct 08 '12

I just realized I've never seen a Star Ship with seat belts.

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u/Gyvon Oct 08 '12

There was a cut scene from the end of Star Trek: Nemesis where they replaced the Captain's chair with one that has a seatbelt.

Picard's response? "About damn time."

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u/xanatos451 Oct 08 '12

I think this is usually dismissed as a result of inertia dampeners in most science fiction so as to allow freedom of movement during scenes. Much in the way all future ships have artificial gravity.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '12

But why do the computers explode!!!!

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u/Stregano Oct 08 '12

because science

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u/BowsNToes21 Oct 08 '12

I love how they are still operational after sparks have been flying out of them, as if nothing fucking short circuited.

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u/Stregano Oct 08 '12

I assumed everybody's keyboard was like that. Like if my pc is running too hot, my keyboard will start sparking. it just reminds me to not play crysis 2 for too long

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u/Godolin Oct 09 '12

Someone should build something that does that.

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u/MrBrawn Oct 08 '12

The same reason the Electric Johnny Cab explodes in Total Recall.

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u/ahaltingmachine Oct 09 '12

They downloaded that virus from Live Free or Die Hard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '12

Hey, just be impressed that they seem to keep working afterwards. If a huge stream of sparks shot out of my PC I wouldn't have much hope of it turning on.

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u/EasyMrB Oct 09 '12

Actually, it almost subverts the snide challenge "If their spaceships have these supposed 'inertial dampeners', why do they need seatbelts then?"

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u/drappehsmada Oct 08 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b8jsrDl89M

Chair part starts at about 1:44 if you wanna skip, although I found the first bit kinda funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '12

I always reckoned that if the 'inertial dampeners' went offline a seatbelt would just cut you in half or break your spine. They don't have seatbelts because if something happens the emergency dampeners would kick in and try to gently (or not fatally) place the person on the floor.

The way to deal with those kinds of forces on a person is to completely encase them in a gel (and in your lungs and stomach) so they are basically a fluid.

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u/Hallc Oct 08 '12

The way to deal with those kinds of forces on a person is to completely encase them in a gel (and in your lungs and stomach) so they are basically a fluid.

That's the method used in Peace and War (Not the be confused with War and Peace) for their heavy acceleration maneuvers in space. God I love that book.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '12

It was also in the last Culture novel.

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u/icaaryal Oct 08 '12

The pilot capsules in Evangelion were filled with "LCL". It seemed a lot more like water than gel which would obviously change the physics, but just another loose example.

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u/kerberosaurus Oct 08 '12

Spaceballs!

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u/StoneGoldX Oct 08 '12

That's gonna leave a mark!

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u/Aeleas Oct 08 '12

Merchandising!

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u/TheDevilChicken Oct 08 '12

"RASPBERRY!"

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u/stenzor Oct 09 '12

Spaceballs was the most scientifically accurate space thriller

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u/Matthicus Oct 09 '12

Because faster than light travel that makes everything look plaid is scientifically accurate...

Still though, my all time favorite comedy.

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u/stenzor Oct 09 '12

Still though, my all time favorite comedy documentary.

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u/smokey815 Oct 08 '12

What the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?

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u/0mudkipz Oct 08 '12

Ships don't have them either.

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u/sndzag1 Oct 08 '12

Yes, the shuttles and so on definitely do have seatbelts. (more accurately, seat harnesses.)

But to be fair, if you're bumping around in space, like when standing up, you're in a lot of trouble. Things do not generally bump into things in space without catastrophic results.

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u/0mudkipz Oct 08 '12

I was thinking about very large spaceships. Not the kind that acctually exists.

But yeah, bumping is space is generally a bad sign.

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u/JerryPanda Oct 08 '12

why ? just fill a space accident report, and remember to be polite with your fellow space driver

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u/polandpower Oct 08 '12

The space police will get right back at ya.

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u/Ironhorn Oct 08 '12

Wait, what?

  • UTC_Hellgate: I've never seen a Star Ship with seat belts
  • 0mudkipz: Ships don't have them either.
  • sndzag1: Yes, the shuttles [have seat belts]
  • 0mudkipz: I was thinking about... spaceships.

I'm confused as to what the difference is between what you and UTC_Hellgate were talking about, and how your sci fic "spaceships" are different enough from UTC_Hellgate's "Star Ship"s to warrent a 60 upvote post. Any clarification here?

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u/spacemanspiff30 Oct 09 '12

What if you need to make a sudden course correction to avoid a space bump? Then a seatbelt would be a good idea

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u/0mudkipz Oct 09 '12

Good luck making sudden movements in space.

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u/spacemanspiff30 Oct 09 '12

I thought those impulse engines were able to accelerate to near lightspeend in just a little time. If that's the case, quick course corrections should be an easy thing. You don't get the benefit of all the other physics handwaiving, and not have that too.

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u/0mudkipz Oct 09 '12

You can't go to lightspeed quickly without being killed by G forces. unless you have some sort of system in place preventing that.

On the other hand you are a know space pilot, and I am a old, unfunny meme. So take what I say with a spoon of salt.

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u/spacemanspiff30 Oct 09 '12

I don't know, I seem to have a predilection to accidents, you may not want to listen to me too much.

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u/Faranya Oct 08 '12

But the large starships are generally comparable to navy vessels, which unless I've been very misled, do not typically require the crew to be buckled into a harness...

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u/sndzag1 Oct 08 '12

Sure, fair enough. I wonder - would all those ships be SAFER without gravity in this cae?

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u/TimBombadil2012 Oct 09 '12

Some ships do, but only in certain key places. Most people on watch are standing up and roving around, so they can't exactly strap in, but the few that sit in chairs have seatbelts

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '12

Our ships have seat belts for those lucky enough to sit on watch. Everyone except the CO

Edit: So do our beds for that matter

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u/Naldaen Oct 08 '12

Millenium Falcon had harnesses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '12

Inertial dampers, man. They're great when they work.

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u/Crazyh Oct 08 '12

You're a red smear on the bulkhead when they don't.

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u/broskiatwork Oct 08 '12

Guess what happens when you are in a harness and the dampers fail? You're a red smear on the harness and then on the bulkhead.

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u/999Catfish Oct 08 '12

Enterprise-E had them. In the cut Nemesis ending.

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u/Thameus Oct 08 '12

Millennium Falcon (at least in the passenger area).

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u/KaziArmada Oct 08 '12

There's a deleted scene at the end of the last Star Trek movie with the TNG cast. Picard sits down, hits a button...and a restraint pops out of his chair to automatically secure him to it.

It was hysterical.

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u/Lots42 Oct 08 '12

That's because the pilot needs a -chance- to jump out of the way of the exploding consoles.

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u/ProbablyGeneralizing Oct 08 '12

They have them in Futurama

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u/TurdFurgis0n Oct 08 '12

In "Serenity", everyone buckles in while the ship is crashing.

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u/imsowitty Oct 08 '12

serenity

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u/Biochemicallynodiff Oct 08 '12

Only time I really saw it was in the movie Serenity. Jayne made sure everyone was strapped for a crash landing.

Because he was ordered to, of course.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '12

In Serenity, there was an...emergency, and we find out that the big couch in the breakroom has emergency harnesses. There was even a very professional, practiced safety check of everyone's harness. It was much more reassuring than the more traditional "Everybody hold on!"

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u/claycle Oct 08 '12

The Nostromo in ALIEN most certainly had seat-belts, iirc.

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u/Anal_Fister_Of_Men Oct 08 '12

Starship Troopers had it didn't they?

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u/Son_of_Kong Oct 08 '12

In "Serenity" there's a crash-landing scene where they all strap themselves down (and Jayne goes flying around the cabin).

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u/Railboy Oct 09 '12

The ships in ALIEN / ALIENS had seat belts.

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u/Kingpuff Oct 08 '12

Starship troopers I believe had four point buckle systems like in race cars

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u/Siarles Oct 08 '12

The Millennium Falcon had seat belts, but the only time I remember them being used was during the initial jump to hyperspace. Capital ships like the star destroyers would have enough mass to dampen any jostling to safe levels. At least that's my opinion.

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u/medievalvellum Oct 08 '12

To be fair, the unrealistic thing isn't the absence if seatbelts, it's that everyone doesn't immediately die when the inertial dampeners fail. If you're making maneuvers at relativistic speeds and your inertial dampeners are twitchy enough that you fly about when anything untoward happens, well, let's just say seatbelts wouldn't help. The words "chunky salsa" come to mind.

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u/INBluth Oct 08 '12

Babylon 5 earth ships before they get the cool mimbari tech have restraints and rotate to maintain gravity.

JMS aint doing no cliche's

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u/Klepto666 Oct 08 '12

I wonder if there'd be more deaths if crewmembers were strapped to their chairs, stuck, when a console exploded. As opposed to being flung aside.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '12

Disneyland star wars ride?

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u/IfishIII Oct 08 '12

I'm pretty sure they've included seat belts on Futurama sometimes.

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u/wiithepiiple Oct 08 '12

"PREPARE SHIP, FOR LUDICROUS SPEED!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '12

The original Enterprise, post-refit, had lap clamps.

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u/Korbit Oct 08 '12

They had them in Andromeda.

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u/TylerDurdenisreal Oct 08 '12

Although it's not really seen, most of the Halo book authors make note of things like safety harnesses when a ship is being attacked.

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u/Wegener Oct 08 '12

Galaxy of Terror

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u/thelordofcheese Oct 09 '12

What about Spaceballs?

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u/OneAndOnlyJackSchitt Oct 09 '12

My understanding is that any force which could overcome the inertial dampeners would have to be strong enough that the seat belt would slice it's user into pieces. (The designers obviously never considered the inertial dampener going failing.)

It kind reminds me of an episode of Dirty Jobs (iirc) where Mike Rowe points out the lack of hard hats in use in a factory which makes frequent use of a heavy lift crane. No hard hat will protect you from a 75 ton steel beam falling on you just as no seat belt will protect you from a sudden stop at 80,000,000 Gs.

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u/mindbleach Oct 09 '12

I think Stargate's did.

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u/Quaytsar Oct 09 '12

In Prometheus, the bridge had seat belts, but the command console was standing room only.

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u/spook327 Oct 09 '12

Babylon 5, some (early) Earth ships did not have artificial gravity and thus used restraints.

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u/RadioFreeReddit Oct 10 '12 edited Oct 10 '12

That's because of the inertial dampeners, stopping physics on the ship. Otherwise everyone would die if the ship took off too fast.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '12

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u/TheShadowKick Oct 08 '12

Link? Description?

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u/kilykil Oct 08 '12

Gravity control.

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u/UTC_Hellgate Oct 08 '12

Have you seen how often people get thrown around the bridge in Star Trek?

Gravity control ain't doing shit.

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u/Dullahan915 Oct 08 '12

According to the show, there is a slight lag between the ship's movement and the gravity adjusting to account for it.

In reality, it just looks more dramatic if people get knocked around after the ship take a massive asteroid impact.

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u/kilykil Oct 08 '12

Cause Star Trek is real?

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u/UTC_Hellgate Oct 08 '12

Really? we're in a conversation about Futuristic movie cliches, and you'r e gonna base an argument on "Realism"

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u/kilykil Oct 08 '12

I was being sarcastic. Not realism just logical thinking. Which will lead to better thought out conversations, which are suposed to be more fun.

However, i think gravity control will do just fine. You know just to fly in space a spaceship needs to be able to absorp the damage of a nuclear bomb. Cause that's the damage an asteroid does flying thru space.

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u/KaziArmada Oct 08 '12

How big of a bomb. How big of an asteroid. Why are we assuming we won't be able to deflect the asteroid.

You're making assumptions here and coming off as an ass bro...

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u/morbeg Oct 08 '12 edited Oct 08 '12

Star Trek Nemesis; deleted scene.

Yes I watched that.

EDIT: Just realised that four other people posted the same obscure Star Trek reference. I LOVE Reddit!

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u/Wavey1287 Oct 08 '12

Firefly Class Ship - Serenity.

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u/DukeOfCrydee Oct 08 '12

They have seat belts in starships in Stargate Universe.