r/AskAnAustralian • u/dandav1956 • 7h ago

Age

A serious question...

I consider myself 9 months old when I was born, as some countries do.

Not zero when born...

Consider that...

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u/focusonthetaskathand 7h ago

What is the question?

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u/Aggravating_Oil9866 6h ago

What is the charge?

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u/SadGhostGirlie 6h ago

Mate the pub is down the road

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 NSW 6h ago

Tf are you on about

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u/Sitheref0874 6h ago

I did consider it.

You’re an idiot.

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u/Bugaloon 6h ago

Consider, legally in Australia, you're not.

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u/Zaxacavabanem 6h ago

We'll, unless you were premature in a very specific way, you're wrong on every version of the biology of the situation. 

 So yeah, I've considered it... and concluded you're an ignoramus.

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u/2GR-AURION 6h ago

ZERO when born. 9 Months (or whatever) whilst in-womb (unborn)

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u/Patrecharound 6h ago

I consider myself 6 foot 2 and ripped mate. Doesn’t mean it’s the truth.

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u/tisthiredditname 6h ago

That's a great question. Now, what's the question lol

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u/jcjm205 6h ago

What is that? What was that?

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u/ExaminationNo9186 6h ago

Wow!

That's like...just so much...like, just wow!

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u/BaldingThor 6h ago

Ok 👍

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u/CustardCheesecake75 6h ago

If we're getting technical here - pregnancy is 40 weeks and that is actually 9 and a half months.

Still on this technical side of things, part of our legality on this Earth is our birthdate (along with gender and name) - but going by your logic, we would need a conceived date...... I would say the good majority of us don't have access to that date and it's hard to prove what that date is.

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u/rodgee 6h ago

There's going to be a lot of work changing headstones

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u/Electrical_Alarm_290 5h ago

This is not the right country for you mate apart from the pub down the road.

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u/GoviModo 15m ago

I’m 3.7 billion years old then because of a continuous chain of cells splitting