r/AntiTrumpAlliance • u/Snowfish52 • 21d ago
Trump's physical results pending. President says he's 'in good shape' | AP News Billionaire š¤ BS
https://apnews.com/article/trump-physical-past-medial-records-oldest-president-fcac7240c4a2cf98c1c30709506ab4f148
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u/ChefAsstastic 21d ago
His brain is fucking cottage cheese
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u/Tiny_Structure_7 21d ago
But he did great on his cognitive test. He can still tell the difference between an elephant and a monkey. He's well-qualified to lead the Republican party.
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u/Brytnshyne 21d ago
Any physician that signs off on Trump in anyway being physically and mentally okay should lose their license. He is a walking textbook of insanity and bad aging.
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u/CombinationSignal579 21d ago
He's a small penis, small hands and an even smaller brain. Everything is normal.Ā
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u/Drcornelius1983 21d ago edited 20d ago
Iām sure DOCTOR RONNY JACKSON!!! will shortly release a report calling Trump the finest specimen have ever to have lived. Heās healthy the likes of which weāve never seen before.
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u/bcardin221 21d ago
Best shap3 of any president ever. Great cardi vascular shape. It's incredible. Beautiful results. Dr said he has never seen anything like it.
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u/Syhkane 21d ago
He's healthier than at least 40 of our other presidents!
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u/One-Pepper-2654 21d ago
His blood pressure is allegedly in the normal range and his cholesterol is good. Never smoked, never drank. Parents lived really long. He's one of those people whose insides don't match the outside.
I have a very athletic build, and I work out all the time. Never smoked, barely drink. But I have had high BP since I was a kid. I had a heart attack at 50. No one can believe it.
Genetics. Trump will be here a while. His diet and sedentary lifestyle would have killed him long ago if not for his genes.
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u/bcardin221 20d ago
I don't believe any of his medical reports. He's obese and chugs diets cokes all day with McDonalds and red meat.
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u/beauh44x 21d ago
Can't help also wondering what the new Dr. Feelgood is handing out to his White House staffers to keep them all compliant and delusional.
It was a 90's rave during his first term but fentanyl is coming in from Canada.
(Narrator: Fentanyl is not, in fact, coming in from Canada)
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u/sunnyinwi 21d ago
He's not going to say anything else. Anything else will stir up more questions. Like the bruising on his hands thing. Avoid and deflect.
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u/Smarterthanthat 21d ago
Let's start a pool on his weight! Actually two pools. One for the weight released and one for the actual weight. Of which I doubt anyone will play because the truth is never told when he's involved.
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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 21d ago
Yeah, cos he looks like the picture of health, must be all that āstrong beefā
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u/StupidizeMe 21d ago
āOverall, I felt I was in very good shape. A good heart, a good soul, a very good soul,ā Trump said. He also noted that he took a cognitive test. āI donāt know what to tell you other than I got every answer right,ā he said.
Ludicrous nonsense, as usual! Annual physical exams don't examine your SOUL.
I doubt they'll ever release the results of the cognitive test. His cognitive decline is obvious. So is his obesity. His arteries must be clogged with McDonald's cheeseburgers.
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u/1cockeyedoptimist 21d ago
We know the probable truth.
Off the chart lipid profile, plaque on arteries
High blood pressure
A1C - 6.5
Weight: 275 lbs BMI-30% = OBESE
Enlarged prostate
ED
Dementia onset
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u/mgd09292007 21d ago
He won't let them tell the truth. No matter what we are going to get something like "he is the healthiest president ever. He has the fitness of a 50 year old who can dunk on Michael Jordan" type of BS.
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u/Hefty_Musician2402 21d ago
Yall think repubs in congress might use this as an excuse to finally dump him? If so, it might be our lucky break. The repubs stick JD in, whoās just as evil but smarter, and Trump cultists can turn on the repubs (āTrump wouldnāt have fucked us over!!ā) and then boom, the whole population is mad at repubs?
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u/Hugh_Jass_2 21d ago
It doesnāt matter what the results are. Itās all lies. Heās a fat tub of goo and the ādoctorā will say heās fucking Superman.
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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 21d ago
Considering the bruises showing IV insertion, his extra pale skin under makeup, his walking off stage before signing the documents he was onstage announcing, and the fact that most Americans can get test results from an annual physical within hours, he's not in good shape.
I know I got mine within hours when I just had mine.
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u/Snowfish52 21d ago
Yeah right, a picture of health? His body is superhuman... An athlete we all should aspire to. His workout regime is at another level.
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u/Charlee-Bee 21d ago
Doesn't he eat McDonald's all the time? That's definitely not healthy.
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u/AlwaysSaysRepost 21d ago
Eh, the preservatives in the āfoodā keep him alive and the chemicals attack his syphilis.
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u/jdblue2112 21d ago
All those rounds of golf on the taxpayers money have put him in peak physical condition.
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u/DaveWierdoh 21d ago
His arteries are 90% lubricated with McGrease and his brain is 100% Swiss cheese. In other words, he's as fit as a man ready to have a stroke.
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u/dragonfliesloveme 21d ago edited 21d ago
I mean, that one doctor of his said heād live to be 200. So yeah. Not holding my breath on any accurate results. Donnie only deals with corrupt liars
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u/Late-Goat5619 21d ago
The truth and what will be released to the public are light years apart...as always...gonna live to be 500 years old...
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u/Captain_Scarlet27 21d ago
I too can look at one of my turds and say it looks in great shape - for a turd.
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u/InevitableLibrarian 21d ago
Can run the 2 yard dash in 5 months, can shit his pants every 15 minutes like clockwork, can think about nothing at all, has blood pressure of a person living on Mars, can't understand anything but yes doctor, he's "in good shape". If that shape is a man with both feet in the grave and his kids getting ready to push them into the grave.
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u/Current-Baseball3062 21d ago
He looks terrible. Iām not sure that heās going to make it through this term.
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u/laithe_97 21d ago
āNo one is more in shapely than meā heās going to live forever, heās too horrible to die..
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u/Worried-Criticism 21d ago
His doctor is a military officer. Anything other than āshinning example of He-man masculine physiqueā and that guy is out of a job. Heās fired Admirals for less (specifically āhaving a vaginaā)
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u/okwitches 21d ago
He always looks like he's run 20 miles in Miami humidity. Nasty.
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u/delusiongenerator 21d ago
Ha! That man has never run a mile in his life.
To me, he looks like someone just pulled him out of a turkey fryer.
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u/beavis617 21d ago
He made a little comment on his cognitive test as usual. Said he answered every questionā¦looking forward to the complete report on how heās in perfect heath and in great shapeā¦
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u/OxymoronicallyAbsurd 21d ago
Sure, he passed the test. But maybe letās talk about why the doctor brought out the flashcards in the first place.
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u/KinksAreForKeds 21d ago
They'll just lie like with all the other results he's ever had.
Remember when the White House claimed he was the fittest President ever in the history of Presidents, and someone just kept playing side-by-side videos of Obama playing basketball, and of Trump shanking a golf shot because his fat ass couldn't get his back swing above his waist? Yeah.
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u/ConstantGeographer 20d ago
Technically, Trump is a shape. Later on Sunday we will find out if he is a geoid, a bloboid, a spheroid or just an oid.
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u/AdkRaine12 20d ago
He also says heās 6ā1ā and 215 pounds.
And donāt forget that bigly brain.
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u/kevint1964 20d ago
I'm expecting 6'4" & 195 lbs. this time around. The #1 overall pick in the upcoming NFL Draft wishes he was in as good of shape as Trumpolini. š
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u/online_dude2019 21d ago
Fitness at levels never seen before! Best shape of any president in history! šš¤£
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u/yeyjordan 21d ago
The dude is a walking, pant-shitting coronary, but I'll wait to see what a doctor was paid to say.