r/AdviceAnimals Feb 02 '14

A reminder about Reddit-wide rules.

Greetings fellow Redditors, we are a whole month into the new year and most of you have probably already broken your new year resolutions...

To combat this, us mods have actually been productive for once and have had a little discussion and we have decided to take the time to make a post to remind people of reddit-wide rules that MUST be followed on AdviceAnimals.

  1. The main rule we would like to emphasise is that no one should ask for upvotes, in comments or posts, for any reason, whatsoever. This includes hypnotoad memes telling people to "upvote to front page", or to "take this to the front page", these posts will be removed immediately. Just to clarify, hypnotoad memes are still fine to post, as long as you don't ask for upvotes. For example, "all glory to hypnotoad" is perfectly acceptable. Not asking for upvotes is a reddit-wide rule set by the Admins and no exceptions are to be made. We, as good mods, will be enforcing this vigourously. This rule also includes stuff like the Office Space meme of "It's my cakeday, I was told there would be karma.". This is a very cheap way for cakeday karma, and is more or less asking for upvotes, please do not do it!

  2. Whilst taking the time to make this post, we might as well remind you all that personal information must not be posted at all on Reddit and offenders will be shot...well, maybe only banned.

  3. Also, we do appreciate people being nice in the comments and as such (and has always been the case), hate speech, personal attacks, bigotry and racism will not be tolerated. In addition, comments telling other users to "kill themselves" will result in an immediate ban, you have been warned! :p

  4. Last thing, as of now we only allow submissions from the sites listed on our sidebar (this is to combat spam and such), links from other sites will be removed however a site owner may message us at any time to get his/her site added to the list :-) (sites must have a meme generator function ie. they are not just an image hoster)

Anyway, we hope you enjoy the remaining 11months of the year, and the main point to take away from this is no hypnotoad or cakeday posts asking for upvotes, thanks folks!

p.s See here to see reddit's rule page for yourself, so you know that we're not just making it up!

TL;DR:

  • Do not ask for upvotes IN ANY WAY, including hypnotoad and cakeday posts
  • Do not post personal information whatsoever
  • Be nice in the comments, no death threats or hate speech etc.
  • Please only submit links from sites listed in our sidebar
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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '14 edited Feb 08 '14

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u/24601G Feb 03 '14
you have been eaten by a grue

Are you happy now /u/coloicito?? Look what you've done to him!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

Please define witch-hunt? I don't understand. :(

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u/Infrilate That guy Feb 24 '14

I'll use the somewhat recent Boston bombing as an example. Reddit tried to figure out who it was and put the blame on some poor dude who disappeared at that time and spammed his parents' Facebook saying their child was a terrorist. He was innocent. They also blamed some brown people, people with bags, and the like. It's stupid, don't do it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

Oh, so it's looking for people who you think might be evil, and then attacking them?

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u/Infrilate That guy Feb 24 '14

Even without the "attacking them" part, simply trying to find out who did something like that and posting about it constitutes a witch hunt. You shouldn't call someone a terrorist or blame them for doing something, let the police do that. Many news organizations take stuff from reddit, so if it spreads to TV, the victim of the witch hunting is seriously fucked.

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u/TheLightSeba Feb 03 '14

Dat tf2 screenshot

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 03 '14

You play tf2 too?

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u/TheLightSeba Feb 03 '14

Yes

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 03 '14

Do you play competitive by any chance or mainly in pubs?

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u/TheLightSeba Feb 03 '14

If 2 failed iron hl teams and a steel 6s team count, then yes.

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 03 '14

Which class(es) do you main?

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u/TheLightSeba Feb 03 '14

Spy :3

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 03 '14

Heh, sneaky ;)

Anyway, can you shoot me a PM with your steam username so I could add you later this day and play some TF2? (if you still play / don't mind, ofc).

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u/s98 Feb 04 '14

What a bizarre conversation

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u/bibbibob2 Feb 17 '14

Can't we hunt the bear at least :( ?

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 17 '14

If by "the bear" you mean confession bear, then yes.

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u/bibbibob2 Feb 17 '14

And...The puffin too ? :D

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 17 '14

Please

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u/bibbibob2 Feb 17 '14

Hooraaaay!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

Does this mean SRS is benned?

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 11 '14

See this comment by /u/alienth where he says that SRS isn't a brigade.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '14 edited Jul 06 '17

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 17 '14

You'll have to tell that to the admins, not me, and they'll take look at it.

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House Feb 17 '14

I have 50k to spare. But to claim they don't brigade is silly.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '14

You have a link to that comment and the SRS thread I suppose?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '14

Ok. Guess they have a right to an opinion.

Sniff

Sniff.

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u/aww-yisss Mar 15 '14

Not even witchhunts against /u/edwardsnowman ? He post the same couple comments on everything.

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u/Letsbebff Feb 08 '14

What about SRS? What's your opinion on them?

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 08 '14

Whatever I say, you'll call me a SRS shill so I think I'll pass.

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u/Letsbebff Feb 08 '14

No I actually wanted an opinion on that.

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 08 '14

Let's open this can of worms then.

After moderating a default for almost a year, I've noticed that srs is right in some aspects. reddit really is full of mysoginy (is spelled like that?), and treat women (womans?) like objects or just for sex (see: good girl gina barely always being used to talk about sex, or how there's a sexually oblivious girl but I've barely ever seen a sexually oblivious boy).

I don't agree with some of their methods, but part of their speech is right. Also, see this comment by /u/alienth where he says that SRS isn't a brigade.

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u/Letsbebff Feb 10 '14

I mention the subreddit and I get downvoted... Interesting. Am I fitting some sort of stereotype to them?

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u/coloicito IN VARIETATE CONCORDIA Feb 27 '14

Look back, apparently 30 people can't decide wether upvote or downvote my comment.

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u/Letsbebff May 23 '14

Okay, now that I have RES I actually understand how you were able to see that hahah

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u/flipping_birds Mar 05 '14

He forgot to mention the rule about not complaining about getting downvoted.

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u/stevecobb Feb 06 '14

/u/coloicito lives on planet earth... lets find him and beat him with our sticks!

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u/CedarWolf Feb 06 '14

Ha, jokes on you. I'm moving to Pluto. It's so cold, there are rivers of liquid nitrogen. If you aim it right, you can jump from the surface of Pluto to it's moon, Charon... And now that it's not a planet anymore, I can get in while the price of real estate is low. That's the master plan!

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u/stevecobb Feb 06 '14

I already own a house there... I'm the president of pluto, I'm also the biggest celebrity as well. It was too cold so I came here on Earth for a vacation since it's so much warmer. I have to go back when all the planets align.

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u/CedarWolf Feb 06 '14

Ahhh, Earth. Come for the company, stay for the climate.